This story literally took place ….a week ago….yeah im chilling with one of my friends
ill name marcus im at his house were playing smash laughing chopping it up shcraight chillin
About an hour passes and marcus decides he wants to door dash some chickfila now im currently
on a daily workout/meal plan regimen so i pass on the fast food but in order to prevent
myself from folding like d rose’s acl and eating some of marcus’s food i ask if he
has anything i can eat before the doordash gets here and him being the generous person
he is he tells me i can have anything in the pantry which…..is not as generous as it
sounds considering this nigga had absolutley nothing in his cabinet
But out of the corner of my eye i peep this fudge chocolate chip cookie and i figured
well….one cookie is better than a whole chick fil a meal so i crush that go back to
the couch shortly after he gets his food and heads to the kitchen to pour us some water
and im thinking nothing of it until
He comes back with no water and a serious look on his face yohanes what did you end
up eating from the cabinet well you didnt have anything so i saw that
cookie and ate it The whole thing
Pfftt who only eats some of a cookie yeah i ate it it wasnt even that good honestly
where did you get it yoo yerr you good shook*
Now this is where i got concerned because marcus is an atheist hes been one for several
years but without skipping a beat he clasps his hands closes his eyes and says jesus….jesus
please help us (haikyuu reference frame) Did i just convert this dude with a cookie
he then sits me down and explains that i didnt eat a normal cookie and that i in fact ate
a whole thc aka magic cookie 40 mg of it to be exact this was a big cookie a person who
regularly partakes in the use of…..magic would only really be able to handle about
this much i…..have never partaken in any form of ….magic in my life and i ate the
whole cookie In other words…..im about to go to mars ok
He tells me that i have about 45 minutes to an hour until the effects of the cookie kick
in and that im not gonna gradually feel it its just gonna hit me like an truck and i
needed to brace myself (truck drives) Because I really messed this one up
marcus says to stay calm tho because if i panic that will make it 10x worse
So i stop try to collect myself take a deep breath inhaleeeeeee and begin to panic i just
went from 20 years of complete sobriety to taking multiple doses of the most HARDCORE
form of …...magic why would i not freak out but before it gets bad he manages to kinda
calm me down
I sit on the couch and wait about 20 minutes...nothing…..and i absolutely hated it
I couldnt handle the stress and anxiety i needed help marcus didnt look like he was
going to do much and i definitely wasnt gonna call my mom cuz shed kill me so i go to the
only other person who could help me...god haha maybe he can just magically replace all
of the tch in my body with holy water idk dog i get on my knees and out loud i say a
prayer for like 15 mins straight afterwards i get up let 3 mins pass and i start praying
again i was so desperate i basically just double texted...the holy spirit
marcus sees this and he says
Yoyo i need you to calm down bro Im trying man but i can only stay calm for
but so long what if it hits when i go home what if i get caught what someone knocks on
the door what if someone breaks in what if Yohanes yohanes yohanes!
Look at me ok ….which one
Huh BAM
Right then and there That cookie hit me like an 18 wheeler yo just BOW i was so fast yo
i didnt even see it coming i was faded
My anxiety goes kaioken time 5 bro i start trippin
My mouth is all dry so i drink both of our glasses of water i get up to get more and
*glass shatter AGHHHH Every part of my body that touched the chair
to get up just became overwhelmed with pain it hurt to touch things
My friends talking to try to calm me down and
Yohanes sit down bro i need you to chill yohanes chill
But i could barley understand him because his voice had like an echo i was in space
bro
Im hyperventilating I couldnt take it anymore i forced my friend to drive me home for some
reason i was CONVINCED if i was home id be fine
He pulls up to my drive way and i bee line to my crib
Im trying to unlock the door but i dont know which of my 7 hands is real
But i eventually get it open and dash to my bed and actually peacefully fall asleep….for
what felt like 10 minutes i wake up in a sweat im breathing heavily i feel sick
Suspense noise I feel sick?
I touch my forehead blazing hot And i realize im also
out of breath Wait?
Fever shortness of breath no...did...did i just catch the virus...noo
nooo
I take my clothes of i get up
AGHH it still hurts to touch things i run to the bathroom
I turn on the light look at myself in the mirror And….
what i saw terrified me….of all the things i could have seen in this mirror this was
the last thing id expect to see YO YOOO WHAT IS THIS i let out a blood curdling scream
because i see…….that i have pink hair i forgot i dyed my hair pink yo HAHAHAH the
cookie had completely taken over i started tripping im trying to wash it out then i hear
My front door ...opening if my roommate sees me like this hes 100% calling my mom ...and
then im gonna die
I freeze i hear footsteps come right to the bathroom
the door bursts open and i see...marcus who never left the drive way….you get what im
saying right?...i just slept for 10 minutes, got diagnosed with the virus, and had a panic
attack all in the time that it took this dude to leave his car and walk up the stairs apparently
its only been like 50 seconds my friend left me alone for 50 seconds and im already in
the bathroom with one sock on pants halfway down messed up hair looking like a straight
crackhead
I look at myself and realize...this is stupid i finally calm myself down i get dressed and
decide to just enjoy the mental trip that i was on we both head to his car and i remember
just laughing like crazy for hoursssss yo literally anything was funny
After that He took me home And i had the best sleep i have had in a long
time I woke up the next day …...and i proceeded
to doordash chicfilah ...Like 2 sandwiches i ate a ton of food
So i…. in an attempt to not fold and eat fast food i ate a cookie….that then caused
me to experience a panic attack…….that then caused me to get hungry….and door dash
chickfilah i just aghhh haha Was it fun... towards the end yeah
Would i ever do it again …..absolutely not while it was a cool experience ehh just not
my thing and if its your thing...just make sure you do it responsibly