- ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
- ♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪ ♪ Turtle power ♪
- (PvF) We are doing a Try To Keep Eating:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
- Oh no! (evil laughter)
- No! Try to keep eating?
- I came in here wanting amazing food.
That's not what I'm getting. - (Izzy) We're not getting that.
- (PvF) If you do win,
I've got my very own brand new card.
Steal the Prize.
- Ooh, that's new! - Ooh, that's a nice card!
- I've never gotten any type of those cards.
- No.
- So that is some good extra motivation right there.
- (PvF) I made extra sure that you, Brian, and you, Jaime,
would be in this episode, so good luck.
(Brian gasps) - Oh no! (laughs)
- (Jack) Oh.
- Don't oh! - I like fruit.
- What? (Jack gags)
Don't! - (laughs) Sorry.
- (narrator) On the half shell, Michelangelo!
(crowd cheers)
- That's my favorite turtle! - Hey-o!
- What's cookin' dude? - Hi everybody.
(both laugh) That was pretty good.
- (Michelangelo) Strawberry surprise pizza with anchovy sauce!
(crowd groans) - And jelly sauce?
- Anchovy sauce?
- (crew) I'm sick of your disgusting pizza recipes!
- Oh, so, it's just an ordinary pizza,
but instead of cheese... - (PvF) No.
- What?
- (PvF) They said anchovy sauce.
- Oh!
- Sweet and salty goes together, right?
- I mean, in some cases.
- (PvF) Anchovies may be delicious on pizza,
but surprise, ever tried it with strawberries?
- Anchovies? - (PvF) Anchovy sauce.
- And strawberries? - (PvF) And strawberries.
- So what I thought was custard is pureed anchovy?
- I'm salivating... - Can we eat around it?
- So I don't need to taste it.
- I will say, the crust is crusting, I like it.
- It is. - I like crunchy crust.
- I feel...
Why is it sticky on the bottom? (laughs)
- Oh my God, it smells like fish food, though, low key.
- Yeah! - Like not even...
- (PvF) Quit stalling. - Okay, okay.
- This is crazy! - (PvF) And go!
- I'm not even kidding. - No way.
- Salty sweet, try it.
Wait a second!
- Do I have to touch the anchovy part?
- (PvF) You have to eat all of it!
Every topping!
(Noah gags)
- Tell me it's not that bad.
- (PvF) There is no damn way.
- You forgot who we are. (laughs)
- Wait a second!
- That is like the most [censored] up French toast I've ever had!
- Number two.
- Dude, you're crazy!
- It's actually not that bad. Right?
(both laugh)
Don't think about it! - You're like...
- This is actually really good. (bell rings)
- (PvF) You know, the reason I put you in this episode, Jaime,
is because I wanna see if I can break you.
So you better watch it, Missy.
- Okay.
(PvF laughs) - Ah!
- Hi mom.
- Oh my God, don't think about it.
- Holy crap!
Oh, you got three bites in your mouth,
but now you gotta swallow 'em?
- Oh my God.
- That made me wanna throw up.
- Oh!
- Make it stop!
- I'm sorry, but there are very few pizzas
that I have seen in real life that look better
than the pizzas that I see in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
- That's true. - Facts.
- That's true.
- (PvF) Well you also, you think pizza's overrated, right?
- Hold. (laughs)
Here's the thing, it's not that I don't like pizza,
it's just, I don't like it when people make pizza their personality.
- (PvF) Mm-hmm. (Jaime gasps)
(both laugh)
- It's okay if you can't do it. I really don't blame you.
Oh, that was a bigger bite than the first one, yo!
- I can't do it, I can't do it.
- It's just gonna get worse from here, huh?
- (PvF) Mm-hmm. - Oh God!
- It delivers the ingredients so perfectly.
How, what do you have against it, man?
- I have nothing against, again,
it's not against the pizza, it's against the people.
- Ew! (Jack gags)
It's pepperoni! (gags)
- (PvF) Do you guys know what this is?
- Sauce! (laughs)
- Um, no, but I definitely see meat.
- What in the God, what is wrong with you?
- (Mikey) Who wants to try my latest creation?
- I'm not trying your creation.
- Ugh, it's the new age Ninja Turtles.
- (Mikey) A pi-shake.
- You can't say that.
- Me too, Donatello. - That's honestly, hilarious.
- A pi-shake? A milkshake and a pizza.
(gags)
- (both) He doesn't even like it!
- Yeah! (laughs) Oh my God, are you kidding me?
- Man, if Michelangelo doesn't like this,
how are we supposed to like this?
- (PvF) These pizza shakes might bring all the turtles to the yard,
but after one sip of these, you'll never want a pizza
or a milkshake again.
- There ain't no turtles coming to my yard with this.
- Oh my God.
- I might give up, I literally might give up already.
- This is like that thing you do as a kid,
when like, all the stuff is left on the table
before you leave the restaurant,
and you just put it in one cup!
- Oh yeah!
- Well, I didn't have coffee this morning.
- Oh, you're not gonna right now.
Okay, now you got me.
- Ugh! - I'm gonna throw up.
Are you gonna enjoy it? - Ugh!
I don't think I can! - If you do, I'll do it.
Really? (both laugh)
- It's not great. (Brian sighs)
But like...
Mmm, the marinara sauce on top though.
- Oh.
- I'm gonna carbonate this, I think that'll help.
- You're gonna bubble it up?
- Yeah, I'm gonna carbonate it a little.
- You go for that.
(laughs) What the...
That is toxic!
- (laughs) I can't do it. - We have to do it!
We have to! We need that card.
- You go first! - We need the card.
No, do it with me! (laughs)
- Alright.
- (PvF) Alright boys! What are we doing?
- Bottoms up! - Cheers, my friend.
(Izzy screams)
(Jack gags)
- No, I can't. - Oh!
- Oh my God, what did you do to Totino's?
♪ (angelic music) ♪
(bell rings) - It's not the worst.
I could eat it, do I want to?
Like, it's not giving me happiness.
- It's also gritty, and I'm not talking about the dance.
- (PvF) Shut up, you're so annoying!
- I'm literally going to gag, I don't...
(bell rings)
Ugh! (laughs)
- I'm going in. I'm going in, sip two, sip two!
It tastes like I'm licking ranch dressing off the road.
- Slurp it, pepperoni. Slurp it, pepperoni.
- That sounds terrible!
- (laughs) Just do it!
- Yes! (both scream)
- On the pizza strawberry whatever, you could,
I could lean on the strawberry jam, and there is nothing to lean on here.
- I'm peer pressuring you, do it!
Do it! (both laugh)
- I can't! (buzzer)
- I wanna know, Ash, since you're in the seat.
- (PvF) Mm-hmm.
- How frustrating is this part for you, as of right now?
- (PvF) It's really frustrating,
'cause Jaime, you're so adorable, but I just wanna ring your neck!
(both laugh)
- Wow.
- You'll skip out on something else, watch.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Okay! (both laugh)
- It's definitely peanut butter, so that's great.
- Ew!
Is there bugs? - Is this...
- Are these like clams? What are these?
- It looks like clams.
- (Donatello) I thought that pizza was supposed to be for April and Irma.
- (Leonardo) Doesn't it taste kind of strange?
- (Michelangelo) Face it bud, peanut butter and clams
is an acquired taste.
- (whispers) What the...
- I made one off-hand comment that turned into...
- (PvF) Jaime, I haven't even told you what it is!
Pizza time!
What says pizza better than peanut butter and clams?
- I'm not too scared, actually.
I feel pretty confident.
- Let me see.
- It's an acquired taste, but honestly...
- Clam's a little rubbery.
Peanut butter's nice, though.
- It's actually really good. - (PvF) Bigger bite!
(Izzy whimpers) - Yeah!
- Dude, I'm happy.
The clams are lost in the sauce right now.
I couldn't tell you if there's a clam, a grape,
I don't know what else is here but peanut butter.
- If I chew fast, I don't taste it!
(both laugh)
- It tastes like salt and peanut butter.
- If we took that first piece of pizza,
smacked it on top of this one.
- Mmm. - Now we got something!
- This smells bad.
This smells like alleyway.
- (PvF) Izzy, what do you think?
Is it worse than those... - Ew!
(Jack laughs) Ew!
- (PvF) Do you guys have a favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle series?
- Ooh.
- I personally, I'm liking the 2003 era.
- I was gonna say, that's the era I grew up with,
where they have like just the white eyes,
and they're hella buff, mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
- I love the TV show, specifically the '90s one,
but I've played the arcade games like crazy.
- Yes! (laughs)
The arcade games are so fun!
- This was the best one so far.
- Yeah, that's crazy to say. - It is, yeah.
- Peanut butter and clam pizza today is my favorite pizza.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- Well, you don't get the card, 'cause you messed up!
- You're gonna pass out at like one.
There has to be one. - We'll see.
- She wants to do this to me, 'cause mad or sick or angry,
and we're just over here having the nicest time,
complimenting each other. - I know!
- And she's banging her head on the desk.
(laughs)
- Don't tell me that's fish eggs, I will throw up!
I literally will throw up.
- You don't like fish eggs? I like those.
(both laugh)
- It smells not fun.
- Underneath it, it looks like it could be food colored mashed potatoes?
Like, this is a mess, dude!
(stomach rumbles)
- Aw, I'm sorry, dude! C'mon, Raphael.
Ah, that's a worm.
(both gasp)
- Look, the worm!
- (Mikey) Makin' a pizza.
- Oh no! - Bruh.
I'm glad you didn't put a real worm on this.
- Oh!
- (Mikey) Covered in mud sauce!
- Oh, it's mud sauce! - (Mikey) Mm, mmm, mmm!
Here Raph, try a bite. - Earthy.
- (PvF) Next up, we've got a lovely campfire pizza,
made with all natural ingredients,
those being wood, berries, spider eggs, and a few worms.
(Jack laughs) (Izzy screams)
(both laugh)
- I've come this far, I can't give up now!
- Mm.
- It's fuzzy, I don't know why it's fuzzy.
- Mm-hmm.
- Momma didn't raise no wimp! - Oh my God, so true!
- Come on! - Cheers.
(Noah gags)
(pizza crunching)
- Who hides beef jerky in a pizza!?
(buzzer)
- Woo! - Oh my God.
- Woo, woo, woo!
- You are an animal. (Jeremiah laughs)
- This one is puzzling.
- Second bite, significantly worse than the first.
(both laugh)
- You should just give up!
- No! - Don't eat it!
- I have to!
- It's not like the worst in the world,
it's kinda just...
I would not order again.
- It kinda tastes like really, really, really, really, really old
barbecue pizza.
- It tastes like a barbecue pizza
if you left it in a frat house for a week.
- Mmm, eat the worm, and it'll save your life.
You have no idea. (laughs)
- I feel like because of the fact that this is so confusing,
I can just keep eating it. - Yeah.
(bell rings)
- Like, it's so puzzling. - (PvF) What!?
- It's so, I don't understand it, that it doesn't taste bad nor good.
- Yeah! - It's just there.
- Ugh! (Jack laughs)
- (PvF) Jack, that is a point. (bell rings)
Izzy if you swallow this, it's also a point.
- You got it, swallow it, swallow it! (laughs)
- (whispers) Jeremiah. (louder) Jeremiah, Jeremiah, Jeremiah!
- Ugh! (bell rings)
- Oh my God!
(Izzy gulps) (both laugh)
- It's good, right?
- Check out the tentacles! - Ooh, wow!
What are these? - These are marshmallows.
- And octopus? - And very well toasted, might I add.
- Ooh, but there's chili flakes on it!
- It looks like hair.
- (Michelangelo) Well, hang on dudes. Here comes the cavalry!
Bringing marshmallow, octopus, and chili pepper pizza!
- Hey man! - (Raphael) Alright!
- Chili pepper, I like peppers.
- (Raphael) At last, we can do some serious deep dishing.
- Why is he excited to eat that?
- (Donatello) Not so fast, fellow pizza lovers.
- (PvF) We went ahead and combined
the marshmallow, octopus, and chili pepper pizzas into one,
just to make it easier and tastier for you.
- Okay, I have to quickly do it before my marshmallows get too soggy.
- (PvF) Remember, you have to get every topping.
- Mm-hmm. - (PvF) In every bite.
- Ooh, that octopus is good. - Ooh, ooh.
- (PvF) Bring it home, Jack. Bring it home.
- I know, it's hard. I can't let people down right now.
But I might. (laughs)
- Okay, here we go.
(PvF laughs)
- (PvF) Oh. - Ugh, I'm out!
- (PvF) Noah. - I'm out, I'm out!
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out!
- Again, the fish sauce is heavy!
- Just don't breathe.
- Meaty. (both laugh)
- Jack, I don't think I can do it!
- (PvF) You're not even, you're taking the smallest bites.
Are you even getting the octopus and the marshmallow?
- Did you not see, here.
- (PvF) Yeah, just put that whole thing in your mouth.
(bell rings)
- I really, I really like the marshmallows.
- She's really messing with these marshmallows.
- I don't hate it. (laughs)
Like, I really don't like it, but like,
I could see someone eating this.
- Yeah? (Jeremiah laughs)
- (PvF) Izzy. - I have to.
- (PvF) Make up your mind. - I can't, I don't think I can.
I don't think I can.
I'll try a chili thingy. - (PvF) Okay, have fun.
- Look, I'll try again for you. I'll try again for you.
- Something is really nice about the octopus
with the like, spicy pizza sauce as well.
- Mmm!
- They go together really nicely.
- Mmm!
(bell rings) - Wow, you are amazing.
- I'm very impressed with myself right now.
Not gonna lie. - Mm-hmm.
- (PvF) So you're officially passing?
- Yeah. (buzzer)
- Are you?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Ah! - Ooh, yes!
- Oh, we did it! - There we go!
- We did it. - Nice!
- Thank you. I couldn't have done it without you.
(horn honks)
- (PvF) Congratulations, Jack, Jeremiah, Brian, and Jaime!
You've made it through,
so we've got the ultimate pizza combo just for you,
and a Steal the Prize card!
Hopefully this makes up for all the terrible food you just ate.
- Oh my God, I won! It's setting in.
I'm so happy! (screams)
(laughs)
- (Michelangelo) Guys, I'm in the zone!
- I still haven't seen this movie, and I really want to.
- Oh yeah. - Ooh, Pizza Hut.
- Make it great, come on!
- I like Pizza Hut the most.
- Is it Pizza Hut? - Mm-hmm.
- Just Pizza Hut pizza?
I remember this scene. - Wow!
Not just any Pizza Hut pizza. That's a hand tossed.
- Oh. - Mm?
- That's a big pizza!
- (PvF) Jack. - Ooh!
- (PvF) And of course, your card!
- This is my first card ever, I'm so excited.
- (PvF) Wait, what?
- Oh my gosh!
What is this? - It's a pizza charcuterie?
- (PvF) We've got the ultimate temptation
that would make any turtle break, the Novantanove Formaggio,
or better known as the 99 cheese pizza.
And of course, a couple other toppings.
This does not excite me.
- Thank you! - Why?
This is what you wanted! - Mmm!
- (PvF) Well, not with the two of you!
- Oh!
That was aggressive. - Yeah, that's mean!
- (PvF) Jeremiah, how do you feel right now?
- Better. (laughs)
I'm better, but not good. (both laugh)
You know, like...
- I'm so excited, I won, for the first time in my life.
- (PvF) You won!
- I'm just, I'm stunned.
- (PvF) Well, unfortunately, Izzy and Noah,
you couldn't quite stomach these crazy pizza combos,
and for that, we've got an even crazier pizza combination.
- Uh-oh, you're so screwed. (Izzy whimpers)
Don't even think about touching my pizza.
- (Michelangelo) Pizza time!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Oh yeah.
- (Raphael) Who had the pepperoni and ice cream?
- (Donatello) I want some of the jelly beans and mushrooms.
- (Michelangelo) Yeah, gimme a slice of anchovies and peanut butter.
- Anchovies and peanut butter! - (April) Grossing me out.
- (PvF) And for our losers,
we've got perhaps the most gut-churning combo yet,
pepperoni, ice cream, jelly beans, mushrooms, more anchovies,
and once again, peanut butter.
Buon appetito!
(Izzy whimpers) - Ugh!
- If I were you, I would lean heavy on that ice cream.
- Yeah, the ice cream's gonna be what I need!
- Throw that dog to the front. - Yeah!
- (laughs) Oh my God.
- Oh no.
- Could I have some of the ice cream?
- What the... - (PvF) No!
- There you go, you did it!
You did it!
- (PvF) You can't spit it out! You have to swallow it!
- Ugh! (Jack gags)
(Jack laughs)
(Izzy screams)
- Guys, I think I quit. (Jeremiah laughs)
I think I quit. - (laughs) This is my last shoot!
- I think I quit right now, I think that's it, I think I quit.
- One more bite. - I'll fight you.
- One more bite.
- We could've won this together.
- (PvF) Thank you guys so much for watching
this episode of People Vs Food.
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I guess I gotta try this pizza.
It's only fair.
It's not bad.
It's really not bad.