We're doing the fastest boat wins $1000.
We're each gonna build our own boat and race them out there.
But there's a twist.
We'll each have a budget and the budget is gonna be determined by a beach game.
The winner is gonna get
$150, 2nd place $110, 3rd ninety, and last place only $70.
Whoever catches this will win first place.
Ready
Set
Go
Yes! I got it!
Sabre's 1st place..
You didn't catch it though.
You just picked it up.
Yeah
That's fine.
Second place $110. Okay, back back.
Ohh. Biggy's second.
Yes!
Whoo
Biggy has $110.
Who will win the ninety?
We're down to the last two.
Third place, $90. Ready?
Third place and ninety dollars!
So I've got $150, Biggy's got $110, Nazzy's got ninety, and Sockie's got $70.
He has to carry the pram. That's a good dad year award.
I have to carry it back 100000 kilometers.
Sockie, I don't even know what your whining about.
$70 is heaps, man
I could beat you, I could beat all you guys with $50.
Let's put him in the comp.
Yeah!
Fifty bucks he reckons he can win.
He's gonna sink.
Okay, you've got 15 minutes to buy all the materials you need to build your boat.
So in first place we have $150, Sabre.
Second, $110, Biggy
Third, $90 is Naz.
Ah, fourth place is Sockie on $70.
And Justin. $50.
A new competitor.
Grab your vlogging cameras and go.
I don't really have a tactic. But, I'll see what I can find.
My tactic is to find everything that's really like floatable and stuff that's really cheap because I only have $70.
My strategy is to buy oars, and like make like a like a boat
Don't get run over.
Okay.
My tactic is to buy a piece paper and a pen because Biggy and me had a fight
And I'm gonna make a letter for him to make it up
Naz, there's no paper and pen here.
We're in, like, a hardware store.
Oh.
I think $50 isn't very much, but
No, you said you're gonna win with $50.
Alright.
Put your money where your mouth is.
Gotta use my brain.
Oh my gosh, look at my hair.
It looks like a, one long horn.
#Legends, I'm sorry I didn't have enough time to bunny's pants on.
I'll probably need foam.
$79. Oh my gosh.
$99.
Maybe I even have to skip the foam.
I've always wanted gum boots.
Two kickboards.
$24 each. For that?
Yeah.
Looks like I get two of those to float me.
Gum boots don't fit me.
So I'm gonna get two black ones.
I got it.
Two of these big thick noodles cuz that really helped me last time with the last to sink.
Mom, I need help to get styrofoam, please.
That's $24. How cheap is this?
#Legends, you'll never guess what I just found.
I'm gonna buy a boat.
You're not aloud to buy floaties. That's the rules.
Really?
Yeah, you're not allowed
Sorry boat. I wish we could be together, but Biggy, the Mr. Rulebook said we can't.
I'm a walking rule book, so stay away.
Would you look at me.
#Legends, I found something completely amazing.
That guy looks like Ken the Barbie doll.
Like, that six pack isn't real, is it?
Cause he's hot.
But it's full of foam, Naz. So it means it's gonna, like, soak & just sink.
This is my design so far. It's a disappointment. It's a very big disappointment.
You're gonna break this. You're gonna break this.
Oh, sorry.
I don't think that was a very good idea.
All the #legends said you should let me have a guinea pig.
No, they didn't. Please?
I didn't see anyone even write that.
Please?
Time is running out, but I decided to buy these massive foam to make a speedy boat.
That's just a giant sponge. It's gonna fill with water get really heavy and sink.
Oh. Uh, I'll put these back.
What's she doing?
And I'm also gonna get some oars.
Am I allowed to use these inflatable rings or not?
Uh, I think you're gonna need them.
Hey, that's slack. That's fat shaming.
This is my design so far. It's a disappointment.
So there's two minutes left. I've ran to another shop to buy a container for my boat.
I'm gonna get the green one.
So I've got my green bucket, & I have no time to waste.
These are my three things here.
Look at Papa vlogging. Cringiest dad on Youtube.
I'm gonna buy a motor.
Where you gonna buy a motor from?
#Legends, I'm gonna buy these for an oar.
Because our times almost up & I need to be quick.
We're almost out of time, but I thought everything.
I'm gonna lose, anyway, I'm gonna lose in style.
I just finished.
I'm just gonna buy five of these pool noodles.
Tape them together .
Do you even have duct tape to tape them together?
Yeah, yeah, I'll just borrow someone's duct tape.
Guys, guys, guys, Papa just made the dumbest decision ever.
What?
He bought these five noodles and they were just his budget and he doesn't even have tape for it.
Are you guys gonna let Papa borrow your tape?
No.
Families share. We're a sharing family.
Here comes Papa.
I bet he bought a sausage sizzle for himself.
Thank you.
You spill the tomato sauce on you, your dead.
Biggy. Are you filming that?
Yep.
Don't put that in.
You need to eat it flat like this so it doesn't spill all over your clothes.
Who do you reckon will have to fastest boat?
Guys, I just spilled it on my clothes.
That's why you gotta be very careful.
There's been a bit of a problem #Legends.
Uh, Biggy got in big trouble off mom and now he's out of the competition. He's not allowed to compete.
So it's just Sabre, me, Naz, and Papa now in the competition
So I've been a bad family member and I've been really mean to Naz.
I'm her older brother. I'm just kind of slacking and, like, I'm being, like, really mean to her and mean, like,
Mean to Sabre and Sockie, and I just.. Yeah, I just I've been a really bad proper and I've been a really bad sport.
So its fair that I'm out of the challenge.
It's sad Biggy's out of competition
But he's gotta learn his lesson and I was thinking, with all of the things that Biggy bought,
Everyone one of you guys can come and choose one.
I think because I had the least amount of money, I should get to pick.
What about oldest to youngest?
To determine the picking order, I'm gonna pick a number between one and ten.
Whoever's the closest to the number gets to pick first.
Sabre. Four.
Six.
Eight.
Five.
You win. Four.
I'm gonna go for the oars.
I'm blocking my competition.
Can I have one?
Your turn.
I'm gonna let Sockie go.
Okay
What are you gonna get, Sock?
The noodle.
Take the duct tape. Then Papa has nothing.
I'm gonna pick the noodle.
Okay guys. I'm gonna choose the duct tape and tape all my noodles together so I can win this challenge.
Whoo!
#Cringeydad
I bought noodles, oars, duct tape, this lounge, and styrofoam.
I bought a pump, three sheets of styrofoam, and tape. This cost me $65.
How do you do the filters on TikTok, man?
A blue mat, styrofoam, two black noodles, pliers, duct tape, flippers.
Competitors, are you ready?
Yes.
Siri, how do you do the filters on TikTok?
Your twenty minutes start now.
The first thing I'm gonna be doing is duct taping my lounge onto the foam thing.
They aren't working.
You alright?
So I could be like the cool kids.
I figured out this thing can go like that.
Hey guys, guess how my TikTok's gone?
How?
817 hearts.
Oh no #legends, Mum's taken over again.
No helping, Mum.
Gonna regret this sausage sizzle.
You have 12 minutes left to go.
Is anyone else really hungry?
Bunny, your gonna have this half, and I'm gonna have this half.
My other TikTok was like the highest one on our account.
Now I'm gonna put this big piece of styrofoam on top.
I think we're losing followers.
Cause of you.
No, Sockie. She's cheated.
Now it's time for the motor.
Row, row, row your boat.
I've done my whole base.
I managed to squeeze Bunny into this piece of paper, bag thing.
For extra security in case bunny pops out, I'm gonna sticky tape it.
Thirty seconds to go, people.
Here.
I did it!
Building time finished.
Yes!
I've done it.
Bunny and me just finished our boat. So, we're done.
What's that bag of fur?
It's Bunny.
Oh.
Didn't know that.
Ow.
Oh no, don't drop it.
Nah, I'm not helping.
If your boat doesn't float in the float test, that means your eliminated out of the competition.
And you won't be able to go to the beach and do the boat race.
Ooh.
Okay, lets go to the float test.
You okay, Nazzy?
Because Biggy's punishment was he wasn't allowed to be in the Youtube clip, he's gonna look after Discy.
Okay, so everyone is ready for the float test.
Yeah.
I actually think I can win this time.
Wow, that is a boat, Naz.
Cause you helped?
A little bit. Just a little bit.
I actually reckon Papa's one actually looks pretty god.
I don't think Papa's gonna float, personally.
I think he's gonna float.
How's Biggy back in the vlog?
He had to look after Disco.
And everyone else write "Biggy, be better next time so you don't get kicked out of the vlog".
Yeah, write in the comments "Biggy be better" so that I have some motivation not to be bad.
First up, we have Justin.
He must last for 20 seconds.
Will you do it?
Bunny thinks Papa's gonna win.
I hope Bunny's right.
Ahh.
He's out of the competition.
I thought it would work.
It's a really good time for the replay when Papa said he could win for $50.
Sockie, I don't even now what your whinging about. $70 is heaps, man.
I could beat you, I could beat all you guys with $50.
Anything you'd like to say for yourself?
I can only blame myself.
Aw.
Ready, set, go!
Twenty seconds have started.
Yeahh!
It's actually moving!
Is it comfortable?
Oh, look, she's even practicing for the race at the beach.
Oh no.
It looks like she'll win it.
Your taking on some water.
Ohh.
Water coming on, what's the time?
Time's up!
Sockie did it!
Yeah, I made it.
We have to smash Sockie.
You think you can win, hey?
Yeah.
I haven't won a challenge for a while. I need to win this one.
I bet that you don't. I bet its gonna sink.
Oh.
Sockie, your gonna eat your words soon.
Ohh.
I'm gonna start the timer.
Aah, here she goes, and she's on.
Taking on a bit of water.
Actually, its working quite well.
Its working by itself.
Ten seconds!
Do you know how to use the paddle, Sab?
No.
Yes.
Ah!
Who's turn is it next, Discy?
It's Nazzy's turn!
I'm a little worried for Naz.
Down she goes. Will it float?
Definitely an unusual type of boat.
Bunny sits over here.
I have a feeling that Naz is gonna go face first in the water.
I think it's gonna be only two people in the race.
Twenty seconds will start now!
Go Nazzy!
Ohh! It's working!
She's got only fifteen more seconds to slip up.
How you feeling Bunny?
Bunny loves it.
Wow!
I can't believe it's actually working!
It's, it's very slow though.
It might pass the pool, but I'm not sure about the beach.
Nazzy made the float test!
Whoo!
We did it, Bunny!
I have a feeling that Sockie's gonna win.
Really?
She was really fast.
Okay, let's go to the beach, Discy. Come on.
Beach time!
Welcome back to pizazz with Nazzy.
Today... We're at the beach and we're gonna do our speed boat race.
Discy, can I wear your sunnies?
Okay.
Don't be like that.
Come on, Sock.
So, we're gonna paddle our boats out the back...
Biggy, don't get distracting.
And then we're gonna race them back into the shore.
The first person who crosses that finish line will be the winner.
And will win $1000.
It definitely won't be me.
And me.
It definitely won't be me.
Bunny, how you feeling?
That's how fast my boat's gonna go.
I'm definitely gonna win.
Just make sure you'll always be happy, never be competitive.
Okay?
Bunny's telling me something.
She wants to get out of the plastic bag.
Bunny.
Come on Naz, let's go.
I'm not gonna bring Bunny because she popped her bag.
Who's boat's gonna be the fastest? They're all going out of the back now.
Papa the supervisor is helping them.
Are you embarrassed that their your sisters?
No, I'm actually happy.
Ahh, that's nice.
Keep going!
Okay, Nazzy, she's so excited for the race.
And remember, the first Norris Nut to cross that line wins...
All of this money.
Everyone has to be in a line.
Papa's making sure they're all in a dead straight line.
How do you reckon you'll go, Sock?
First place.
I think I'll go okay.
What about you, Naz?
Last.
Alright guys, nearly time to race.
Looks like they're about to start.
Ready?
Oh, it is the moment Sab.
Are you ready?
Yess!
Set.
Go!
Oh no. Oh no!
Nazzy's gone backwards.
Nazzy. Come on!
I'm going so fast!
Nazzy! Your going the wrong way!
Aah. Oh!
Sockie's oar snapped.
Sockie!
I'm losing ground!
Oh my goodness, it's so close. Who's gonna win?
Oh no, oh no! Sockie's catching up!
Oh no!
Oh, Nazzy's off the boat.
Nazzy, your oar.
And they're running!
It's Sabre! Or Sockie's coming.
Oh! Oh.
Who was that?
Sabre! Sabre, yes!
$1000, Sabre.
I'll spend it on a lot of food!
What happened, Sockie?
Because my oar broke thanks to Sab's building.
Yay, Nazzy!
Naz, your great, you went amazing!
Your good, Naz.
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