- Why do you think this is a good idea?
- That's permanent!
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- (FBE) So today, we're gonna show you some of the worst
tattoos ever. - Ah, jeez.
I hate the idea of tattoos in general.
- It really depends on what you get.
You can have a really cool thing that means something,
or you could have something really weird.
- I think tattoos are pretty cool, but if you don't get them
done right, there are a lot of stupid tattoos out there.
- What if you're a hundred years old and you have this pizza on your arm
that's all faded and gross and then you have to get
it lasered if you don't want it anymore.
- Other ones are gonna be horrible. I just know it.
- (FBE) All right, let's get started.
- Well, that's-- that's great.
Why did you do this to yourself?
- That's weird and stuff. You're thinking--
I was like, "Oh, maybe like a bad drawing or something."
and then you're like, "Or it could be that."
- That's a cat. And his belly button is a butt.
- At least his shirt's not gonna be off all the time,
so people don't have to see that.
- You could've placed that anywhere on your body,
but-- ugh.
- So creative. I totally wanna have that
when I'm 80 years old.
- Okay. My gosh.
- Oh, wow. For my birthday,
I'm going to a chocolate factory, but I don't want to see him.
- (laughs) Someone must have really liked
that movie or the book.
- Ah, that's Gene Wilder. Yeah, he's the original Willy Wonka.
He's missing the entirety of his upper lip.
That nose does not-- none of this looks right.
This isn't-- barely human
and a terrible way to commemorate somebody.
- I don't wanna be mean or anything,
but that is just-- you can get that,
but just tiny. You don't need this
on your arm. Just like, Willy Wonka,
chocolate factory, boom.
- "Too cool for school." Okay, that's okay.
- (FBE) Notice anything about "school?"
- Never mind.
- (laughs) No, you're too--
no, you need to go to school.
- First of all, I would never get a tattoo that says
"Too cool for school." Second of all,
he clearly misspelled "school." Scool.
- Having something misspelled, that's probably
kind of embarrassing.
- They spelled "school" wrong! I feel so bad for them,
'cause they're gonna have that for the rest of their lives.
- "I love poo." Yes, yes you do.
- Oh, "I love poo." That's one of the more
interesting ones.
- "Oh yeah, I wanna tattoo 'I love you' but in this weird font."
- The 'y' looks like a 'p' and the 'u' looks like an 'o,'
so when you put those two together, and it's "I love" before that,
people can kinda think it's "I love poo."
- That one's actually pretty creative.
That one's cool.
- Okay, these belly button tattoos are gonna be really awkward
if you ever go to the beach.
- What is with the belly button ones?
Dude, no. And also, what's gonna happen
during lunch and dinner?
- When you're young, then it's fine,
but when you're older, it's not fine.
- Again with the butthole tattoo. Why do you think
this is a good idea?
- Why does it always have to be about butts?
- That one's pretty funny.
- What is with the belly button buttholes?
What is with it?
- Once again, creative. Funny for the first couple minutes.
Obnoxious and just very crude and immature.
- You my friend, are the most immature person I ever will know.
- Oh, that's a receipt, right? Oh my gosh.
- You could just order off your arm.
I would like to have a burger with a side of fries, please.
- He ordered a heck of a lot of food and he wants
to brag about it on his arm.
- "Remember that one night we went to McDonald's?
Oh my gosh, that was so much fun. Well you know what,
I think I might lose this receipt. I should just have it forever."
- Next time you go into McDonald's you could just be like
"This is what I want. Get me the usual."
- Oh, is that Miley Cyrus?
- Miley Cyrus is doing-- I don't even know.
- What if it was on your arm and then you'd be like,
"Hey Miley Cyrus! I have you on my arm."
- Probably thought it was gonna be a really cool picture
of Miley Cyrus. It'll look so awesome.
Then they get it, and they're like,
"Why did I do this?" It looks so bad.
Her mouth is just like...
- Is that a shark coming out of her armpit
that's eating a baby? I never thought I'd say
those two words in one sentence.
- That's so violent. Oh my God,
and then the water's all red around the shark
to symbolize blood in the water.
- It looks too wrong and terrible.
- That's a good drawing, but it's kinda like--
I wonder how you get that on you.
- She looks dead inside. She's like, "I'm regretting
this already."
- What if you're going swimming or something?
And then, she's swimming and people are like,
"There's a shark eating a baby right next to you."
- "Drake." Okay, I never want a head tattoo.
- What if you're in a school picture and then you're smiley
and then you have a big tattoo on your forehead.
- I guess you could say Drake is always in her head.
(rimshot) Ay!
- I just feel bad for her, but I kinda don't,
because that was a really stupid thing to do.
- That's permanent! You're gonna have "Drake"
on your forehead for the rest of your life.
When you're on your deathbed, all it's gonna say is "Drake."
No one can take you seriously.
- (FBE) So, overall, what do you think
about all these tattoos? - I don't like any of them.
The bacon and eggs one was funny,
but I don't want it.
- Basically all of them were really weird
and I kinda feel bad for the people who got them.
- Some of them are funny and then a lot of them
are like, "Oh my gosh, really? Somebody got those tattoos?"
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- Hey guys, I'm Katie, a React Channel producer.
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