- What happens when you leave gummy bears
in Windex for a month?
- Let's talk about that.
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And in the spirit of spring cleaning,
let's head to the spooky shelf that we leave things on
which we call The Shelf That We Leave Things On.
(suspenseful music)
- We've done Coke, bleach, open air, Guinness,
salt, pool water, nail polish remover, champagne,
whiskey, Shamrock Shakes and mouthwash.
And today we're doing Windex.
It's time for Left on a Shelf: Windex Edition.
(woman shrieks)
Rhett, you love Slim Jims, right?
- I do.
- Every time we stop at a, oh,
that one was soaked in Windex.
(yells)
No it wasn't but this one was.
Let's see what potential options are presented with us
as to what happened after a month in Windex.
Did it A, explode from the inside out like my pet seagull
when it found my stash of Alka-Seltzer.
- Oh. - Ooh.
I don't have a pet seagull.
I do have a stash of Alka-Seltzer, not a sponsor.
- Who doesn't? - Or did it turn everything
bright red like Hellboy with a tomato cannon
at a Tickle Me Elmo orgy.
All right.
- I don't know what that is.
- Let's picture that and put it on a greeting card.
- Okay let's focus on the options,
explode from the inside-- - Bright red or explode.
I mean, Windex is blue.
I don't see how it could turn...
Well maybe it could, I could see it turning bright red.
- Yeah, it could have some sort of effect--
- But it's got a skin that then it could explode out of.
- [Rhett] Well let's just think about this for a second.
- [Link] The middle could expand,
all that meaty fiber stuff.
- Unlike a traditional sausage, they use some sort
of synthetic or I don't know what it is,
it's not intestine.
Mechanically separated meat.
- I think that it exploded
because I think the inside expanded.
- I think that the Windex dissolved this
and it just all popped out so I agree, I think it's A.
- We're going with A.
Let's find out, wa-bam.
- Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop!
Think we're right.
- It's big in there.
Let's take it out.
Ooh, there's a lot of floaties.
- Oh, oh, oh, look at that-- - Oh my goodness.
- Look at that. - Lay it down.
Ew! - Ah!
- Ugh. - Take a bite of that.
Now we can't eat any of this
because Windex is not made for drinking.
- Look at that, if I turn it, oh my gosh.
- [Rhett] Looks like one of those knee surgeries
that you can watch on YouTube.
- Oh-ho, don't tell me you've done that.
- Oh yeah.
(woman shrieks)
I also like gummy bears.
- Yeah you do, this is your day, man.
- Yeah, Sim Jims, gummy bears, sign me up!
I just want the red one though.
- You want me to just scatter 'em over your face,
like shower your, back a little bit.
(gummy bears clattering)
- Literally not one got in my mouth.
- I wasn't aiming for your mouth.
- Well that's not enjoyable.
- It was more of a shower situation.
- Okay so what happened to these gummy bears?
Did they shrink and harden like a lump of coal
between Anne Hathaway's butt cheeks?
(Link laughs)
- That's how she makes diamonds.
- Does that happen?
Or completely disappear like Michael Jackson's music
from Bar Mitzvah playlists.
- Oh yeah. - Ah!
Ugh.
- We don't know what these are.
Just as if that wasn't already clear enough.
- Ugh, wow.
- Do you like my engagement ring?
It's an Anne Hathaway special.
(laughs)
- No it doesn't turn to diamonds.
- If she squeezes long enough, it does.
- Shrink and harden.
I feel confident that it disappeared.
I don't know why. - It dissolves it.
There's like ammonia in Windex or something nasty like that.
- Well the reason I think that is, maybe you know,
I don't know, maybe there is a gelatinous residue--
- They're already pretty hard. - That will stick around.
- No. - But it's so uniform
that if any of it goes, all of it's gonna go, right?
- All of it's gonna go.
- Okay that's our guess, completely disappear.
- Now it's, there's a darkness in the bottom.
- [Rhett] A darkness?
- Does that harden into a lump of coal?
(Rhett laughs)
- Nothing. - It's nothing.
- It's just darkness.
- And now you're going to disappear
and you're going to disappear and you're going to disappear
and you're going to disappear.
This is what it was like in my room as a child.
(woman shrieks)
Got a pair of soiled underwear, look somebody got into the--
- Wine cellar. - Wine country again.
Every time I come back from wine country,
this is what my underpants look like.
(both chuckle)
- Is that what a wine tasting means?
- Well to me it does.
- Briefs first wine tasting.
- No I just have so much wine, my urine looks like this.
(chuckles)
- Gosh.
All right what are our options, is it A,
did the stained underwears become clean and green
like a newly sober Kermit the Frog.
- Hmm, mm-hmm.
- Or B, did the underoos stay dirty and turn blue
like the adult film star who played Violet Beauregarde
in Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory?
I have a lot of follow-up questions
that I'm gonna find out on my own time.
- (sighs) Wow.
Okay so clean and green,
does that mean that they actually became clean
but also turned green, yes? - Yes.
- And then these would stay dirty, keep the stains in tact.
- But assume the dye or the blueish coloring of Windex.
I don't know if it's dye or whatever it is.
- Maybe become blue like in the white parts, I mean...
Maybe it would just change this part.
Like any part of this blue.
White would become blue.
- I think it's blue.
- I don't think so.
Because I think that Windex can't be turnin' stuff blue.
It's a cleaner.
It can't be turning things the color that it's trying
to get off of stuff, right?
You think if I spray--
- So you think it turns it green?
- I think it mixes with this--
- Windex can't turn stuff blue.
It can turn stuff green.
- Well no I think that this is turning it green.
This turned green but stayed dirty.
- All right so-- - That's my guess.
- Our final answer is blue!
No, all right fine, I'll go with you, green.
I keep thinking this is gonna fly off on its own.
Like and show us!
All right let's see.
- Woo! - All right you were right,
Rhett, I'll give it to you, man.
You did it.
I thought it was blue.
I was wrong.
Yank it out, show it to the peeps.
- Look at that. - Clean and green.
- It is clean and green.
- This is a wow moment for me.
- There's a little stainage, a teeny bit of stainage
but I'd wear 'em.
- Oh gosh, it's so strong smelling.
- [Rhett] Mm.
- [Link] That's pretty miraculous.
- Yeah, taking those to wine country again,
get 'em to look like this again.
- Start all over.
(woman shrieks)
- Okay so we're focusing on what happened
to the fortunes inside of these fortune cookies.
Did they stay completely unphased
like Guy Fieri after the FDA told him
Donkey Sauce isn't legally food? (chuckles)
- Completely unphased.
- Or completely dissolve like an Instagram model's
lip fillers when she runs out of sponsorship.
Oh! - Ooh!
- Wow so completely, it's paper,
so did they stay completely unphased so--
- It's paper inside of a cookie.
- Or did they completely dissolve like the wrapper of the,
well you know what, the wrapper
of the Slim Jim didn't dissolve.
It was the gummy bear that dissolved.
- [Link] Yes the stuff inside and then you've got--
- I have trouble believing that
it would just completely dissolve.
That seems unlikely.
But I mean...
A small act of charity will go a long way.
You think it can completely dissolve paper?
- It was very waxy paper.
No, that's what I just discovered.
- I think they're completely unphased because in some way,
they're being protected by the cookie shell.
I mean that cookie shell is a lot to work with.
Someone you admire is watching from afar.
All right what's your guess?
I think that they stayed unphased.
- A.
What?
Mm.
- [Rhett] Okay well the cookie's turning green.
What about the fortunes, where are they?
- [Link] The whole thing turned green which is interesting.
- The fortunes, unphased. - Look at that.
That is a much easier process
than what I just went through in my mouth.
If you wanna get to the fortune cookies, this is the trick.
- [Rhett] No obstacles will stand
in your way this coming week.
- Wedding bells are in a close friend's future
but I just broke it so it's a divorce.
- You will soon gain something you have always desired.
- No obstacle will stand in your way this coming week
when re-reading the fortune, this is yours, right?
- You will inherit an unexpected sum of money with,
these are no fun.
- These are the ones that, they're not honest.
- But you know what, we're four for four.
(woman shrieks)
- Oh look, it's a lamb brain.
Isn't that so cute?
(Rhett chuckles) Here are our options,
did it A, expand to nearly twice its original size
like our view count when there's food in the thumbnail.
(Rhett laughs)
Desperate much?
Or B, crack into a pile of white pieces
like crack. (crew laughs)
- Crack, huh?
- White pieces.
Could it turn a brain white and crackly?
- Well and if it can make a brain bigger,
then everybody should be just sippin' on Windex. (laughs)
You know what I'm sayin'?
- Or just-- - New study shows.
- Just putting it straight into there.
- Injecting your brain with Windex makes you smarter.
- Who discovered that?
Well these two guys. - Yeah Good Mythical Morning.
Have you seen it?
- I mean I hope that it turns white and cracks.
That would be awesome.
But I just think it gets big.
- I just don't think it can dissolve in that way,
'cause it feels like the inside of a lamb's brain
has the same consistency of a Slim Jim.
And my experience with sheep really confirms that.
(both chuckle)
So I kinda feel like it expands.
But you know what they will be able to stick a USB into this
and experience all the things that the sheep did
while it was alive.
- That'll be awesome. - 2035.
- All right so we are saying A,
it expands nearly twice the size.
Oh my goodness, I was wrong
but my dreams seem to be coming true.
It's whitened. - It's turned into crack.
- Is it crack?
- This is how you make crack?
Who knew?
- Oh my goodness.
I mean, look at that piece right there in the front.
That is...
Ugh.
Let me get the whole thing.
- Oh yep, it's falling apart.
It basically cleaned up this lamb's thoughts.
(groans)
- Yeah so there's lots of pieces.
I don't wanna touch or, you wanna scissor,
pluck or otherwise--
- Yeah I'm gonna scissor pluck it.
- Or cut it?
I really don't want to have any part of this.
- Yeah, you know what?
This is for science.
- [Link] So we were wrong, but we were right enough
to have bragging rights.
- It's basically, you know it's still pink on the inside
so it basically, it's kind of a white-ish green.
I mean either way it's very unpleasant.
- Yeah. - I want nothing to do
with it, but you know what,
we also left Link's glasses in Windex for a month.
- Huh.
So that's where those have been.
- Hmm.
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- Invisibility. - Hmm.
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