WHISPERING: OK, it's Peter Andre's Midnight Gameshow.
It's dark and starting to get really cold.
Going out in temperatures like this without a coat,
it's insane here.
LAUGHTER
We are outside his house.
Let's go.
OK.
LAUGHTER
Peter!
GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYS
Welcome!
To your game show!
How are you?
Hi, Pete.
Sorry about this.
You've been set up by your beautiful wife,
Emily, to be a contestant on tonight's Midnight Gameshow.
We've got to crack on, Peter,
because the bedside clock is ticking.
I'm going to ask you a series of questions and all you have to do
is answer them as best you can.
Peter, your first question - he's got a lovely big bed here -
your first question is you have to tell me
what celebrity is in your television.
Peter?
He looks fantastic.
Quickly, before the full scene, it's coming, it's coming.
Who is that?
Is that Peter...?
Oh, no, Richard.
So this is Richard Arnold, say good morning.
The times I've dreamt about this.
Come here, you.
The lovely, lovely moment.
Well done, that's the correct answer.
What is going on? Right, now, we're going to play
a little game called Kangawho.
So, here we have...
What is going on?
So, here we have a kangaroo.
There are clues to who is inside this costume.
I should tell you, it's a costume.
There are clues in the pouch, if you'd like to reach into the pouch,
there we go, all right, have a little feel in there.
What is that? What does that say? "Midnig...t games ow."
Right, so what are you getting from that?
If it's nothing, you can reach in the pouch for another one.
Midnig...t games ow.
What do you notice about that, that might stand out?
Midnig...t games, ow. I've no idea.
OK, fine, let's have another go in the pouch.
It's quite hot, don't say anything. It's quite a hot outfit.
What's happening? We've got... Oh, what's that?
Stairs.
Stairs. Is there anything else you might call that,
that isn't stairs?
Case.
Staircase.
It's very annoying. Let's go for another clue.
Let's go for another clue. Stairs, staircase.
OK, what's that?
That is a...? Mic.
Yes, on a...?
On a...? Er, on an onion, I don't know.
One more. Spring Mike, Mike Spring.
We're nearly... Is it Mike? Is it Mike Spring? No.
OK, one more, one more, Pete.
What's that? Five, six, seven, eight.
I'm helping him out here.
I know, I know. Oh, yes, put it all together.
You've got "midnig...t games ow".
You've got a leek and a microphone, and you've got a staircase,
unless you want to think of another word for that.
Five, six, seven, eight, Steps.
Mike from Steps.
LAUGHTER
Brilliant, brilliant moment.
Mike from Steps. Nearly, what's missing here?
What's missing in the Scrabble letters?
H, H.
H from Stairs.
We need to get a towel for H, he's so hot.
Oh, my God. H nearly passed away.
Who's Mike? Are you all right, H?
Oh, my God. You poor, poor thing.
I'm so sorry, H.
Please go and get a shower.
What's this got to do with it?
He's Welsh, it's a leek.
I know, it put you off, but you're right,
let's clear the bed. You did brilliantly in the end.
OK. Michael, how are you?
I'm actually really well. It's late for all of us.
You were so sweet. Make him coffee or something.
We've got to finish the game show.
We're going to finish the game show but then we should
absolutely have a coffee. I'd love to have a coffee.
We'll be watching TV, Richard Arnold's on soon.
OK, I'm just going to sing a little bit here from your megahits,
this will be very easy. Just fill in the lyrics.
# Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh... #
Mysterious Girl.
That's a good start.
That's it? No.
There's more. But I can't sing them.
"Ageing will reverse, cloning will diverse."
What's song is that from?
I know it's Insania. OK.
Ageing will reverse, cloning will diverse the fight...
It's supposed to be "diversify".
Er, reality is slowly creeping into our lives.
BUZZER Insanity is slowly creeping into our lives.
It wasn't great lyrics, anyway.
So it doesn't matter if I don't get them...
OK, Peter, who is this?
Oh, my God, is there more?
Who's that meant to be? I don't know.
Do you notice anything about this man
that rings any bells with you whatsoever?
Is he from Strictly Come Dancing?
He looks like you.
That's a really... He was very worried about the future bookings.
Yes, this is an official Peter Andre lookalike.
Oh, no, no way.
Are you serious? Yeah.
The jacket did give it away as well.
Now you might as well meet each other, because he's been making
money pretending to be you. I apologise. I'm so sorry.
I'm just saying you'd earn a lot more
if you looked like David Beckham.
OK, but to win the point can I just ask you,
the lookalike here, please...
And we're going to have a quick arm wrestle to win the day.
Come on then, it's Peter versus Peter.
Pete is going for the T-shirt, all right.
Come on then, Pete. Come on, then.
Hold on. We're doing this. Yeah, it's happening.
It's Peter versus... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You're a good-looking fella.
All right. Oh, my God!
Go on, Pete, go on, Pete.
Go on, Pete! Pete, Pete, Pete!
Oh, my God! BUZZER
That shouldn't have happened. I need a coffee.
Get out.
So sorry about that. Like I say, you're a good-looking fellow, pal.
Oh, my God.
Now, it is time to play a little quiz about your own life.
Peter, please welcome the Beast from The Chase.
So here is the Beast from The Chase.
How are you? Good to see you, mate. You too.
No, no. He loves you, he's been studying you all week.
Sorry about that. OK, so I'm going to ask questions,
you're going to write down your answer
and you're going to write down your answer,
and let's see who knows Peter Andre better.
Is it Peter Andre himself, or the Beast from The Chase?
All right. The first question about your life...
Yes. ..is...
What was Peter's dad's favourite lunch?
Don't say it, but what was his favourite lunch?
Is Harry all right, H, from Steps, is he OK?
He's actually, ironically, he was so exhausted
he's fallen down the steps.
Is he all right? No, he's not all right at all.
He fell down the steps, but listen, it's how he would have wanted to go!
No, he's fallen down the steps.
No, he's in hospital. God.
It's your fault because it took you so long to work it out,
you kept saying "staircase" and then you looked at midnight,
it said "midnigt".
I said, is there anything weird about that?
And you just said, no.
Anyway, if you had have got that, it was the H's were missing,
he'd be alive today.
And he wouldn't have fallen down the stairs.
Poor H.
Next question - what did Peter Andre
once put on his brother Chris's ice cream as a prank?
Straight away. You are not a nice man.
You don't know what he did to me, you should see the other guy.
Don't fall out with the Beast, he will maul you to death.
OK, you couldn't beat your own lookalike in an arm wrestle.
Last question - what did Peter Andre's friend and choreographer
Victor give him just before he went live on stage
for his performance on Australian talent show New Faces?
How do you know these things?
Look at the Beast, he's writing things down.
He knows all about you. It's brilliant.
The answer to question one, what did you put, Peter Andre?
Ham sandwich.
And you've put? Moussaka.
No, he just went Greek.
That's why he's brilliant because he tries to work it out,
even if he doesn't know the answer, but it is 1-0 to you.
OK. What did Peter Andre put on his brother's ice cream?
Mustard. That's the correct answer. English mustard.
What did his friend pass him?
Chocolate. Mars bar. It's a Mars bar.
You've just beaten the Beast. I'm so proud.
Thank you so, so much, you've made us all very happy.
Thank you very much to the Beast.
It's good to see you. Good to see you, I'll slink away.
Nice to see you, bud. Thank you to the Beast.
So, H from Steps is in hospital?
Yes.
It's because he was hot, but he's going to be fine.
He's going to be fine. He needed oxygen
but they accidentally gave him hydrogen.
But it's fine. OK, now, please welcome these dancers.
HE GREETS THEM IN GREEK CYPRIOT
Hello.
HE CONTINUES IN GREEK CYPRIOT
You're speaking Pingu.
So, what's going to happen is you're going to come...
Are you for real?
No, it's not Pharrell, they're a Greek band.
OK, so you put that on, Peter.
Now, Peter, all you have to do is keep up with these Greek dancers'
moves until the end of the song.
All right? Let's do this.
BAND PLAY TRADITIONAL SONG
Here we go, here we go.
Woo!
Thank you so, so much.
Peter, if you'd like to get back into bed,
maybe we'll take that off.
THEY SPEAK IN GREEK CYPRIOT
I said I made it in one piece. Wants some taramasalata.
Very good. Thank you very much and goodnight!
What? Goodnight? Is that it?!
No, let's get to sleep. In that case...
Oh, my God. Did you know about that? I did.
You... Not all of it.
What?
My God.
What the hell was that all about?
I'm going to go to sleep.
Goodnight, then.
Oh, I love you.