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i can't believe i finally made it to
disneyland
coming here has always been a fantasy
land of mine
kick it hmm thick it take it
kick it tick it kick it then flick it
sir i'm not trying to make rhymes with
you i need to see your ticket
you're not allowed into disneyland
unless you have a valve sorry
what'd you say well i couldn't hear you
over the screams on that roller coaster
i just went on
wait wait you just went on a roller
coaster
how is that even possible now i just got
my picture taken with mickey
i did that roller coaster like forever
ago cheese
sir i need to see your ticket
now yo what you talking about how could
i have a ticket when i don't have any
pockets well you don't have a nose
either
doesn't mean i don't want to punch it oh
man
that was a good one wait wait wait
how the heck did you get a dole whip
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what'd you say i couldn't hear you over
the slurping noise i make every time i
lick this dull whip
i said sir
would you stop slurping that dole whip
for two seconds
no worries i'm finished
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besides i got this cool sword now look
how much noise it makes
hey look i don't know how in the heck
you keep getting into disneyland
without a ticket but you need to stop it
now you hear me not very well
but i have an idea how to improve my
hearing ta-da
just tell me how you keep sneaking
into the happiest place on earth well
it's always quite the adventureland
i can tell you that much land
sir yes land ah you realize we don't
just put the word land
afterwards at random right oh really
land stop
it why land sir i'm not gonna ask you
again
this is your final frontier land
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that's it that's it give me those mickey
ears right now wow you
do not deserve to wear them map give up
to me
no yes no land
now get out of here and never come back
you hear me
well how can i you took my ears
dull whip look let's just get you a
ticket
that way you can go into the park and be
out of my life
forever a wicket what do i need a wicket
for
i said ticket cricket ticket
lemony snicket ticket benedict
cumberbatch
okay now that did not sound anything
like what i said
sorry but how would i know that remember
how you took my ears
yes i remember that look just
you just go in okay i i no longer care
just just go in and and and never return
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thanks fred see you tomorrow land
wow happiest place on earth my patootie
and pear and sis hope you're in a
magical mood today fruit lovers cause
today we're doing the destiny challenge
i'm so excited me and orange watched all
the disney movies growing up
don't get too cocky i watch them all too
well
read about them anyway then you can read
the writing on the wall
you're gonna lose pear
it's like a nightmare and surround sound
so here's how to work
it's me versus pear and sis is gonna
judge earlier
she secretly picked a bunch of disney
hits which she'll play one at a time on
this sick 80s boombox
whosever turn it is has 10 seconds to
guess the song title
and also the movie the song is from
after 10 seconds
the other person can steal you get one
point on the scoreboard for the correct
song title
and one point on the scoreboard for the
correct movie title
um that's a pretty rickety-looking
scoreboard are we sure it's safe
seriously i feel like the boombox
vibrations alone could bring that thing
down
but i made it today during craft time
yeah pear my sister made it during craft
time
okay okay yes fine we'll use the
scoreboard that sis made during craft
time
cheese i'm so excited
here's the first song okay i don't know
it right off the bat
but the drums feel very lion kingy
time's almost up
okay okay um hakuna matata
orange care to steal of course it's
ricotta
marsala from lion a la king ding ding
ding
that's correct lion allah king i've
never heard of that disney movie before
really i thought everyone knew the hit
song ricotta marsala
ricotta marsala ricotta marsala
it means ricotta
yeah that's an awful song does it matter
what matters is that orange knew the
title and movie two points
fine let's move on orange this is your
song
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under the peas from the griddle mermaid
ding ding ding what you know
under
that isn't how it goes oh
he's right we got the lyrics wrong it's
we can hide food there not you can hide
food there
whoa good catch pear he should get a
point for that
agreed no i
that's completely missing the point it's
right there on the scoreboard
see that's not what i meant
what are these songs where are the
classics the all-time hits like
let it go ah do you mean let it dull
or colors of the wind i believe you mean
food coloring of the wind i mean colors
of the wind didn't you watch any real
disney movies growing up
we got the dvds right here real enough
for you
peter flan beauty and the yeast gumbo
guys these are food themed knockoffs you
weren't watching disney movies growing
up
you were watching disney movies
silly pear the h is silent yeah wow do
you ever look
foolish
seriously people you never caught on
that these were rip-offs
even when you sat down to watch tarzan
and instead it was
tarzapan confection of the jungle fine
why don't you show us one of your
so-called real disney songs
find by me let's see if you can figure
this one out
um pear i know it's taking a second
but this is 80s technology we're dealing
with hair
oh there we go does this one ring a bell
under the city well wow you actually got
it
so you do know the real versions now
under the sea
huh well that one rang a bell all right
pears
oh don't let it get you down pear yeah
just remember disney's problem-free
philosophy
orange we've done so many of these
how-to episodes what on earth will we do
next that's easy bear we're going to
disneyland
yeah that's right today we're showing
you how to go to disneyland
wait but isn't disneyland kind of
expensive
yep and since we don't got doll harris
to spare we're doing this thing on a
budget
well it sounds good to me then let's do
it to do it how to it
step one for getting into disneyland for
cheap pretend you work there
what pick a disney character with your
body type and see if anybody notices
all right employees don't forget to
clock in
hold up did we both dress up as bb-8
well done
none of us have arms or legs who else
we're gonna dress up as well i think
they're gonna notice when two bb-8s try
to get into disneyland dude
hmm you're probably right but
fortunately there's another way
step two wait wait wait what come on
he can't catch both of us hey youtube
baby hates getting back here
wow i think we lost him now switching to
a different costume so he can't find us
again
hold up did we both dress up as elsa
whoopsies
two elsa's without limbs i don't think
so
ah come on mr gateworker man let us go
let us go hey buddy but if you want to
enjoy disneyland you'll have to pay
same as everybody else
well that didn't work not to worry there
i've still got step three up my sleeve
back and please shamelessly please
disneyland is my dream dweme is
pronouncing your r's not part of step
three
nope don't pronounce any r's or l's
under any circumstance yeah
please mr gay man if i don't get into
disneyland i might cry
don't do that don't cry here let me find
you a tissue
and now that his back is turned it's
time for step four
talk about a bum yeah well you did it
orange
you got us into disneyland on a budget
what should we do first
see mickey go on some rides i want to
see some fireworks well they don't do
those until it's nighttime
oh what the heck did i just like huh
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