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SM
SMG
SMG4
Mario: Oh boy! This-a makes me so happy, Weeee!!
come to save
the princess zelda
YOU MUST DIE
Mario: That was a load of s**t!
*toad's unknown language unknown to men aka retards*
Toad: Yeeeeeah!! YeeHaw!!
Toad: Hey! Go get your own!
Mario: B**CH!
SMG4: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!
Mario: Hello!
SMG4: OH JESUS CHRIST!
YIPEE
Mario: hey, after you're done with your uhh ritual,can I try the new console everyone is playing?
SMG4: Ah sorry Mario, Imma sorta playing sexy game and... it's only one player.
SMG4: But... you can just go buy another one from a store.
MARIO: WOAAAH TEMMEH
Mario: YEAH, BOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII...
(runs outside the house) ...IIIIIIIIIIIII...
(gotcha dat piggy bank) ...IIIIIIIIII...
...IIIIIIIIIIII...
...iiiiIIIII
Cashier: AH, OHMYGOD
(incoming mario) ...IIIII
That's-a so nice!
Mario: One of them new nerterndoes switchies, pls.
Oh yes!
Oh-kee do-kee
Cashier: wah...uhh....we don't have any in stock right now
FFFFUUUUUUUUU
Oh yo mama mia
Mario: There's gotta be somel left somewhere! RIGHT?
AHAHAHAHA
MAMA F**KER
MAMA F**KER x2
MAMA F**KER x3
Mario: Noo! i'm never going to play deh nintendo bitch D:
Toadette: waa. ohh.
Mario: hmmm
Toadette: uh hello, can i return this stupid game console?
Toadette: My stupid boyfriend is TOO BUSY to notice me!!!
Cashier: Sorry, no can do. We don't do refunds.
Toadette: (d**e nukem voice) I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
Cashier: 0_0 okie dokie
Toad: HEY! I was playing that!!!
Toadette: (gives him candy) SHUT UP!
Toad: Yaaayyyy
Toad: yeaaaa
Cashier: Well... looks like we have a switch in stock.
TADA
(mario sees his target) WOOH
(Heavenly choir of angels)
Bowser: !
(both hobos look at each other and realize only one will come out with the nintendo while some tense damatic music plays)
Mario: WOOHOO! HAHAHA! (he got the switch!)
(...for only two seconds)
Bowser: YO! I'd like to buy this new switchy thingy please!!
Haha!
Cashier guy: that will be $85
Bowser: WHAT!? I'm Bowser! I don't need to pay! >:(
Bowser: But you can have this dancing Waluigi! :D
Cashier: IT'S A DEAL! Cashier: WOOHOO! WOO HOO!
Mario: Hey! I SAW IT FIRST!!! IT'S MINE!
Bowser: TOO BAD, chump! You snooze, yoy snooze yoy lose
Mario: Pleeeeeease let me play it! I'll do ANYTHING!
Owoowowow. ; - ;
Bowser: Anything, huh?
>:-)
(Mario is now Maid-rio)
(Maid-rio is pissed off)
Maid-rio: THIS IS BULLSHET! I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR STUPID MAID!
Oh, yo mama mia!
Bowser: Hey! if you do all my chores...
Bowser: I'll let you playyyyy
Mario: o-key doe-key
SUPER MAID MODE ACTIVATED!
Maid-rio: Here we go!!
woopwoopwoopwoopwoop
(maid-rio singing while sweeping)
Princess Kamek: YEAAHH!
Old hobo man: i'm free at last! : )
Mario: de f@k?
Peach: Oh hey Mario!
KIDNAP DA PRINCESS DONE!
Mario: Da da de da
Mario: Da da de da x2
Mario: Da da de da x3 de watrz
WASH DE LAUNDY: DAN!
Mario: weeeeeeee
PICK UP BWSER JR. FROM SCHOOL: ymm... DOne I Guess?
Mario: ohhh....I'm done with your crappy chores
MOMMA MIA!
Bowser: Good!! Now you can play, you earned it!!!
YEAH HAHAHA!
(Switch + Gamecube Startup) ft. Michael Jackson
WOAH!
Bowser: OK! That's it! Only 5 seconds a day! Now clean the toilet!
Mario: I'M GOING TO PLAY THAT CONSOLE NO MATTER WHAT!
That night...
Mario: It's raping time!
(bowser still snoring)
Bowser: Ay whos dat? German: hump day?
Mario: 0_0 oh shit
Bowser: I am pretty princess!
(Bowser shuts up and goes back to slep)
Mario: (sigh of relief)
(phone call!) Mario: AHH! NO! Phone: I liek big buts and i cannot lie
Mario: MAMA FUCKER! Phone: dos muthaf@k@s can't deny
Mario: SHUT UP! x3 AHHH!
(nice shot mario)
(rolls over)
Bowser: boobies...
You got the Nintendo Switch!
Mario: eek!
Bowser: ahhh...I love you, nintendo switch
Mario: Give me some hugggs, nintendo switch!
Bowser Jr.: (Cries) Daaaad, i had a nightmare.
Junior: Fuck this shit, I'm out
Bowser: kiss me (smooch)
Bowser: W
Bowser: T
Bowser: F
(They both freak out)
Bowser: OH GOD, WHAT THE GELL IS HAPPENING!?
Bowser: HEY! Is that my switch!?
Mario: So long GAY Bowser!
Mario: Wee hee hee hee!
Mario: ahahhahaha!
Mario: OH SHIT x6
Mario: Mamma mia!
Princess kamek: oh hi everybody! :)
Mario: Abrakadabra!
Princess Kamek hoard: oh hi everybody! oh hi everybody! oh hi everybody! oh hi everybody! oh hi everybody! oh hi everybody! oh hi everybody!
(whistles)
Mario: here we go!
Bowser: You're not going ANYWHERE!
GET OVER HERE!!!
Mario: no. waaa
Bowser: hahahha scaredy cat
Bowser: (wario laugh) OW!
Mario: hahahahaha
Bowser: LEROY
oh no
(lightsaber duel totally not ripped from star wars)
???: stop fighting my children
*thud*
???: there is no need to fight, you two
perpa is here
Bowser: (Jontron) WTF?
Miyamoto's ghost: play on this instead
it's a 2-player
HURRAY!! da-da-da da-da da-da da
Miyamoto's ghost: go back to sleep now
you are too loud; too loud for me
Mario: Thanks Asian ghost! Bowser: Thanks Asian ghost!!!!
CREEEAK GREAT!
CREEAK GREAT! x2
Well that was a load of shit
Mario: Wanna play the new Legend of zelda: Breath of the Memes?
hell yeah
LINK, he come to town
come to save
the prinsess zelda
Why are you still here BYE
(MUSIC)
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