- What's your final answer?
- The lies, the...
- Nope.
(Juanpa yells) (Mike laughs)
- [Juanpa] No way.
What's wrong with you?
- Are you ready for medical confessions?
- I am ready for medical confessions.
I've never done this.
- Oh, I should probably explain the rules, right?
I'm about to read two statements.
One of them is a confession, one of them is a lie.
When I read the first statement
you'll be able to grill me on it for 60 seconds.
Dan's gonna keep 60 seconds stopwatch.
- Thank you, Dan. - Then I'll read the next one.
Dan will keep the 60 seconds for you to grill me on it.
You will have to distinguish which one is a truth
and which one's a lie.
- If I win during the entire quest.
- Oh, so we're gonna keep score?
- This is my proposal.
I will throw you out of a plane.
- What?!
(laughs)
Like, literally?
- I'm a sky diver.
- [Mike] You know my biggest fear is?
- Spiders.
You've never done it? - Never done it.
- You're a virgin. - Yes.
- Wow, this is super rare. Have you jumped out of a plane?
- [Dan] No.
- Maybe it's like, a Mexican thing?
- (laughs) Are Mexican people jumping out of planes?
- Constantly, you know?
We like to fly away like birds.
That's if I win. - Okay, and if I win?
- If you win you can have a surgery in my arm.
- When I was seven years old,
I had a squirrel bite my toe.
A real squirrel.
- Bite your toe, which toe?
- Big toe.
- Big toe? - Right toe.
- And where were you?
- I was in Central Park.
- Central Park, what were you doing there?
- Just hanging out.
- Where were your parents, you were seven years old?
- They were with me. - Yeah?
Your mom, dad, both of them?
(tense music)
- I think. Oh, we went with my mom and dad,
but my mom went shopping so just me and my dad.
- Yes and the toe of your right foot?
- Right foot. - Okay.
And which shoes were you wearing?
- I have no idea.
You know when I was a kid I had those light-up shoes
that when you step they light up (mumbles),
probably one of those. - Yeah, so very thick shoes.
- Very thick shoes.
- And even though they were thick,
the squirrel was able to bite you?
- In Central Park you do picnics.
- Yes. - So you go on
and you take your shoes off, you run around.
- Got it.
You take the thick shoes off in Central Park.
- Well, 'cause you wanna run round
around on the socks. - What time of the year?
- July, probably?
- July, so pretty hot.
- Pretty hot. - Pretty hot.
Pretty hot.
- Okay, how much time I got?
- [Dan] Three seconds.
- Okay, good. - (laughs) Okay!
Number two.
When I was five-years-old I had a fish hook pierce my neck,
not while I was fishing.
- How?
- I was walking in a hallway
and it caught my neck randomly in the hallway.
- Where was this hallway?
- In Russia.
- In Russia?
Where were you in Europe and in Russia?
- I was born there.
- You were born in Russia? - I was born in Russia.
- Where in Russia?
- A little town near Moscow.
- What's the name?
- Saransk.
- Saransk?
- Yeah.
- Wow. Is your mother Russian or is your dad Russian?
- Both Russian.
When did you come to the U.S.?
- 1995.
- Which dream?
- (laughs) With which dream?
To become a doctor.
- To become a doctor.
You nailed it, congratulations.
That hook, was it infected?
- I don't know.
- You didn't get checked?
- I didn't get, my dad's a doctor.
- Your dad's a doctor.
He checked you?
- A little bit.
- A little bit, like, not really?
- He did a medical thing? - It didn't have tetanus?
- It probably could have. - Tetanus.
- Maybe. - Tetanus?
- [Dan] Time.
- You know what tetanus is? - Yeah, tetanus.
- Tetanus.
It's the same thing in English - Yeah.
(Mike speaks in foreign language)
- Hakuna matata.
One is real, one is fake.
- One is real, a true medical confession.
- And one is fake. - The other's fake.
- Man, you've had a rough life.
(Mike laughs)
- Squirrel, fish hook, squirrel, fish hook.
I bet you never thought
you'd be in that decision in your life.
- Never, not in the U.S. (Mike laughs)
(tense music)
Okay.
(speaks in foreign language)
I'm gonna go for the real one is...
- God, I don't wanna to jump out of a plane.
(bleep)
- Just bleep that, that's some Spanish cursing.
And we wanna monetize this video, so bleep it.
I'm gonna go that the...
That the...
(speaks in foreign language)
They both look so fake.
It's like a cheap movie.
(Mike laughs)
I'm just gonna go for it, okay,
my hunch, my heart, as a Mexican kid,
with a working visa in the United States,
I'm gonna say that the real one is the hook.
- Yes!
(Juanpa shouts)
(Juanpa speaks in foreign language)
- Oh my God, I'd better get yours,
I don't wanna go skydiving.
- My heart is pounding, man!
- Well done, that was good.
- I am now pretty hooked in this video.
We're back in medical confessions.
Number one.
I got hit in my head with a volcanic rock.
- Where were you?
- I was in Mexico City.
- And what happened as a result?
- I thought there was diamonds
inside of the volcanic rock.
So I kept throwing it in the air, expecting it to break,
and unfortunately, once I threw it,
it did like, a perfect circle,
and it landed here.
- He's trying to draw time. Were you bleeding?
- I was bleeding, but not like, (groans)
- Where exactly on your scalp did it hit you?
- Like, here.
- And who was there with you?
- I was alone in the patio,
but then my mom and my uncle came out.
- The patio of the volcanic rock?
- No, there was, there's tiny volcanic rocks
in Pedregal, in Mexico City, you can pick up.
- Google that, somebody, Pedregal!
- 'Cause it's part of like, the architecture of there.
And I really thought there was diamonds inside.
- Why did you think there was diamonds inside?
- Because I think someone told me, or I did a research,
but it seemed probable, you know, like, volcanic,
I was seven years old,
so you kinda believe in those things.
- Have you ever hit your head before?
- No, but yes, after.
- Years after?
- No, yes, after.
(timer beeps)
- Someone needs to Google this place in Mexico
where there's volcanic rocks hanging out near patios.
I'm skeptical.
- We're back in medical confessions!
Second one.
I broke my elbow when I was seven years old.
- Did you trip?
- No.
- What did you do?
- I thought I was Spiderman, I really liked Spiderman,
and we were in this party,
and they pulled up a piñata,
so I tried to jump on the piñata from the rooftop,
and I didn't grab the piñata,
and when I landed, I broke this elbow.
- Okay. Did you have to wear a cast?
- This, the strong, the yeso.
You know what a yeso is?
- Like a hard cast?
- A hard cast.
- How long did you have to wear it?
- Like, for...
Maybe two months, maybe less.
I'm not really sure, I was seven years old.
- You were young, okay.
- But I remember when I took it off, I had like, rash.
- Whose house was it?
- It was my cousin's house.
- And whose birthday was it?
- It was my cousin's birthday.
It was a Pluto piñata.
- A Pluto?
What is that?
- Pluto, the dog from the Disney films.
- Oh, I thought that's the planet.
- What?
- The planet, Pluto. - Pluto.
- The planet.
- No, no, Pluto is a planet,
but it's also the dog of the Disney Channel.
Mickey, Pluto.
- I'm gonna go ahead
and try and trust my lie detector skills,
and say the real one is the volcanic rock.
(Juanpa shouts)
(Mike laughs)
I don't wanna go skydiving, okay.
When I was young, I nearly drowned in the East Siberian Sea.
- What age were you?
- Four.
- Four?!
In the Siberian Sea?
- East.
- East Siberian Sea.
What were you doing in the sea?
- In Russia, we take vacations to the sea,
and the East Siberian Sea is close to where I grew up.
- Okay, were you like, in the waves,
in the shore, or in the boat?
- I was young,
so my parents didn't let me go into the ocean,
but I was doing the castles,
and when I was doing the castles, the wave hit me,
and I almost drowned.
- And it sucked you in. - It sucked.
- Who saved you?
- My dad.
He's a doctor.
I didn't die.
- Do you remember it?
- A little bit.
I just remember being scared in the ocean.
- How old were you, again?
- Four.
- Your mom was there?
- Yeah.
(Juanpa laughs)
- Okay, okay.
And do you have any brothers?
- I have a sister.
- Was she there?
- No.
She was in school.
- What time of the year was this?
- It was cold.
- It was cold in the beach, hey?
- Sea.
East Siberian Sea.
It's cold in Siberia.
(Juanpa mumbles)
When I was young, I spilled boiling hot water on my crotch.
- What age?
- Five.
- Five?
Were you cooking?
- No.
- Who was cooking?
- Nobody.
- Where did the boiling water come from?
- In Russian culture, you boil water,
and then you take a towel,
and you breathe the hot steam to make you feel better.
- Who was boiling it?
- I think, maybe my sister.
- How old were you, again?
- Five.
And your sister, now she is around?
- This was for her, I boiled the water for her.
- You boiled water for her. How old is your sister?
- She's 14.
- 14, and she asks a five-year-old to boil the water?
- Bad idea.
- Bad idea. - Bad idea.
- What were we thinking?
- What was she thinking?
If that's the real one, you gotta make some nice parenting.
(speaks in foreign language)
Okay, I think I've got it.
That's for sure the lie.
- What's your final answer?
- The lie is the boiling.
(both shout)
- [Juanpa] No way!
No way!
I don't believe you!
- I'll tell you the whole story!
- [Juanpa] What?!
What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with my sister?
- Ready?
- Born ready.
- I am colorblind.
- What color is this pencil?
- That pencil?
That's black with reddish, brownish?
- And then this one?
- The same?
- And then that one?
- [Juanpa] That one is pink with reddish brown.
- You don't have to continue, I know you're lying.
I know you're lying already.
The most common form of colorblindness
is red-green colorblindness,
and you wouldn't see pink when there's red.
- That's pink.
- No, it's not.
You're lying.
(laughs)
- No!
- Okay! You can go ahead and you can move onto the next one.
- My mother had a cesarean section when I was born.
- Were you the one that was born via cesarean?
- Yes.
- Okay.
How do you know?
- Because she told me.
- When?
- Years ago.
- Just out of nowhere?
- No, when you grow up, you kinda eventually know.
- You asked her that?
- Yeah.
- Why?
- Because it's important, you know,
when you go to school, they teach you,
they show that that's a possible way.
- And you were curious?
- No, even before that, I knew.
- How did she tell you, exactly?
- I don't really remember, I was very young.
But I just know.
That's actually a good question.
Yeah, I think she just told me.
- Were you sick as a kid?
- Sometimes with breathing.
- No allergies?
- No allergies, no.
- But you have allergies now?
- As we speak?
- Yeah.
- A little bit.
- Unless this guy is on another level,
your colorblind thing is a lie.
- It's true.
- No, come on!
Were you lying about what you see here?!
- Of course!
- Oh, my God!
He lied about his lie!
What do you really see there?
- That's red!
I am colorblind.
- But you know that's red?
- But I'm not that messed up.
- Okay, got it.
I was gonna say, you don't see pink when you're colorblind.
- I confuse sometimes red and green.
- That's what I just said,
red and green colorblindness is the most common.
- You know when you charge the battery of a camera?
- Yeah.
- I like, I never know when it's fully charged.
Full focus, now. This is the last round with you, right?
- Yep. Which one do you want me to read first?
Tell me when to stop.
- The fake one. - Tell me when to stop.
- Read the fake one first.
- Okay, I'll read this one first.
I missed one week of high school
because I had punctured my ear drum with a Q-tip.
You know what a Q-tip is?
- Yes.
How old were you?
(Mike sighs)
- That's a good question.
(Juanpa laughs) I was in my sophomore year.
- Sophomore year?
- So 15 probably?
- 15.
Why were you cleaning your ears?
Just daily, daily thing?
- Yeah, yeah.
- It happened in the morning?
- Yeah.
I don't clean my ears at night, that's weird.
- That's bad.
- That's like, serial killer stuff.
- You were going to school?
- I don't know.
It might have been on a Saturday.
- It might have been on a Saturday.
- Yeah, it might have been on a Saturday.
- Do you felt it, when you touched it?
- Do you know how it happened?
- No, tell me.
- Okay, get this.
I'm cleaning my ear,
and my sister comes and pushes the door open,
and the door hits me in the elbow, and boom.
- And goes all the way in.
Boom!
- Boom. - And how old was she?
- 23.
- 23?
- She's 9 years older,
that's why I'm always doing the calculations.
- Yes, me too, I was trying to beat you.
Okay, okay, was she sorry?
- Yeah!
- Did you go straight to the hospital?
- No. - Did your dad help you?
- Yeah.
- And?
- Nothing to do for a ruptured ear drum, unfortunately.
I missed four weeks of high school
because I kissed the wrong girl.
- You missed four weeks of high school
because you kissed the wrong girl?
What, did she have herpes?
What did she have?
- Mononucleosis.
- Mononucleosis, what is that?
- That's a virus that you get from kissing.
- Kissing.
And what's the symptoms?
- It's like a flu, body aches, fever, sore throat.
- Okay, how old were you?
- 16.
- Where did you kiss her?
- Like, on the lips.
- Correct, sorry, location!
- Oh, I don't know when exactly the kiss happened.
- You don't know?
- No.
- You don't remember the kiss?
- The exact kiss?
'Cause we kissed a lot.
- The one kiss that gave you the sickness.
- But I don't know when exactly.
- So party, no party?
- Well, we went to parties, but I don't know which kiss.
- Which kiss, so you were just kissing a lot of people?
- No, just her.
- Wow, you're one of those.
- No, just one!
- Wow, wow, wow.
How many times did you kiss her?
- A lot.
- Did you go out with her? - Yeah.
- Were you a couple?
- I mean, like.
(timer beeps)
- The thing is, at this point,
it's like nothing is really real.
- (laughs) What?!
Are we in "The Matrix"?
- We're in "The Matrix".
- The medical matrix.
- We're inside Bitcoin.
One, you punched your ear drums.
(makes beeping noise)
The other is, you missed school for four months.
- Four weeks.
Out of kissing this girl.
I believe Mike is trying to act dumb
in the one that is real.
That's my hunch.
(laughs)
The real one is the kiss.
- Ah, it is!
- What?
- It is.
(Juanpa shouts)
My hunch, baby!
It was a hunch, baby!
The power of the cactus!
I knew it!
You were acting so dumb!
You're like, I don't know when I kiss her.
- But it's true, who remembers, that's honest!
By the way, though, learning opportunities,
I tell all my patients not to use Q-tips inside their ear.
- Yeah, Q-tips is bad, right?
Oh, it feels so nice.
But don't do it.
That's why it feels so nice, because it's not legal.
- Yes. I can't believe I have to get this right
or he's gonna push me out of a plane.
- What if I tie you?
- What if you tie me? - What if it's 2-2?
- Like my father says,
we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
(speaks in foreign language)
- Okay.
- I'm just waiting for you to finish sipping that water.
- Medical confessions!
Final round.
If I win, the doctor flies.
If I lose, it's a tie.
And enough for us to make another video.
(laughs)
Sometimes my left kneecap dislocates.
- When was the last time it dislocated?
- Like, eight months ago.
- And when was the first time it dislocated?
- When I was like, 12.
- How did it happen the first time?
- Playing soccer.
- And how did it happen playing soccer?
- Just playing soccer, I had the ball,
I was about to score, running running running.
(makes snapping noise)
- How much time was left on the clock when that happened,
when you were about to score?
- It was recess, so...
10 minutes?
- So you had time left? - Yes, I had time left.
But it was recess, it wasn't like an official game.
- What grade were you in?
- I was 12, (speaks in foreign language)
which is, it's different in English.
- That's okay.
And when was the most recent time that it happened?
- Eight months ago.
- And how did that happen?
- Paddle tennis.
- Paddle tennis?
What's paddle tennis?
- It's like tennis, but it's smaller,
it has the glass around it, a cage,
it's a very popular sport in Mexico.
- Do you have to go to the hospital when it happens?
- No.
- What do you do?
- I just rest.
Are you ready?!
Three, two, one.
I had a nose surgery.
- For what?
- Because I couldn't breathe properly.
- Why not?
- Because I had a crooked bone.
- A crooked bone?
And how long was the recovery time?
- I was in the hospital for, like, 48 hours,
and then they could let me go.
- And did anything happen after, when you went home?
- I still had the little things that you have there,
and it was a little bit sore,
and I had like, tape here.
- In the United States or Mexico?
- Mexico.
- What kind of doctor did the surgery?
What was his name?
- Faustino.
- First name?
- Yes.
- His first name was Faustino?
- Yes. - And what was his last name?
- Calvez.
- Can you stand up for a second?
- Stand up?
Don't touch it!
- Hold on, I just need to touch it!
- You can't touch it! - Why not?!
- That's illegal!
I'm gonna Me Too you!
- I just wanna see if it dislocates.
- And I said left, not right.
- You caught that I was doing that.
Damn it!
Knee dislocation, or nose surgery.
I know you have allergies,
'cause I've seen you post on your social media
you wear an allergy mask on the plane.
Allergy sufferers have higher rates of sinus infections
and sinus problems in general.
And if you already know to wear an allergy mask,
it's very likely that you've seen an ENT doctor.
Also the fact that you've said
that your left knee gets dislocated,
and it just goes away with rest, doesn't sound right.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I think the lie is his left knee.
- I am very happy to say that you're correct!
- Yes!
Was my analysis good, though?
- I do enough posts about those allergies!
That's the thing, he did some research,
he's like some FBI type of thing, you know,
I show up here like, "Hey Mike, nice to meet you."
It's a tie.
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