so guess what we both now have the
bisexual Bob what yeah have you never
heard of this - uh bye thanks you won't
bomb yes
any girl who cuts her hair this length
is a bisexual okay but mine's Paz where
yours is I think you have the bisexual
Bob do you think I'm bisexual
no I think you're culturally appropriate
so many like middle-aged moms have my
haircut I rest my case
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so today I thought that we could talk
about the current state of our
friendship okay
I feel it's good no I know but that's
not enough
oh I'm sorry okay yeah so basically
right we're like a marriage and we've
definitely had ups and downs mm-hmm that
you guys have seen some of well why do
you think it's been good because I think
that I've chilled out interesting we
talked a little bit about like how you
just like have stopped taking anything I
do personally
we're not personally but like I just
don't care I think I'm just do you care
what other people do though no that's
not true
you get upset like when your sister
doesn't call you or whatever lately I
don't care about stuff anymore like when
I was in New York and this I don't I
wasn't depressed when I was in New York
but like when I was in New York like you
just like really [ __ ] up on a video
yeah as a branded video and it was like
thousands of dollars on the line yeah
and I was like yeah whereas like two
years ago I would have been so mad I was
happy that you weren't mad cuz I was
struggling and I was crying and I was
like I didn't understand it was like a
thing where you know like I get upset
where I when I'm dumb I'm like smart
enough to know that I'm not smart well
also I think part of it is that now
you'll just like apologize yeah instead
of like making up some crazy excuse I
said I messed up I said I wrote back
tonight right back I just keep [ __ ]
this up or something like that
just like I I just I messed up there's
no reason I guess I worry that I have to
had to come up with something but now I
just go I just I just did a bad job I
don't think that you're dumb at all I
think that you don't you you don't
double check your work never have never
will
and you don't um you don't like pay
attention never have never well I think
also because it's always worked out for
me yeah that's really big nuts yeah it'd
never enjoy matters never matters it
always kind of works out yeah it's even
if it's like it doesn't go the best it
could have it still goes like all you
would need to do mm-hmm is just like set
an alarm to remind you to upload the
video but why can't I do that like why
doesn't my brain allow that well I think
part of it is that you think that it's
this huge problem and like how can you
ever tackle it what in reality it would
just involve like very simple steps I
have to write everything down and then I
do write it down and then I lose the
paper I think and the problem is is that
I I have I like I look for I lose things
and then I look for where they are and
they're never where they should be and
then I find them a day later somewhere
crazy and then I and then it's too late
what's that about you're just writing
stuff down on like loose pieces of paper
I think we've just accepted who the
other person is think about that but I
also think that we've changed a lot like
we're not the same anymore mm-hmm I've
learned that mm-hmm
you don't give me enough mm-hmm a friend
to be a Maine to be like my but my main
go-to so I've had to you need more than
you I need more than you can give you
need more than I yeah so I've had to
find other people I assume you have
other friends who are more emotional if
you have other people that are more into
that stuff than I am
I can't fit fulfill that I'm not ever
gonna be like that I don't know I just
am not the type I see the way you are
with other women and it's so much more
like loving and I and I don't know how
to do that like I've learned what to
expect from you
mm-hmm but that's the whole thing that
my mom's always said that you can't
expect everything from one person you
can't and so what I like what I feel
like I get from you is unconditional
love
oh yeah same yeah like that hear that
like that anything could happen and you
would still be there yeah you're like
someone if I was in a crisis I could go
like I could I could ask anything of you
yeah but on the day-to-day emotional
needs and like yeah I don't like I don't
have any that I don't have the range now
what role do I feel for you I think you
helped me with emotions and like helped
me almost like a translator yes
definitely like a lot of times I'm like
why why are they mad and what is this
and you're like oh this is why and I'm
like oh okay
very organized very on top of things
very I'm not friendship it is because
you're like making plans and like doing
stuff and like having parties and like
you know you mean you haven't completely
you I had a thing though I think you're
very supportive I think you are very
blunt so like you're like oh well that's
that's why this is happening and I'll be
like no and you won't be like no it is
and I'll be like that I don't want that
to be the problem and you're like well
it is the problem no not in a bad way
you're not not you'd hear wouldn't just
say things to be like that you thought
were mean yes so you are kind so you
probably hold things but you do hold
things back because you're being kind to
people I assume me as well but not to
the detriment of telling the truth but
yeah I feel like we
figured out what what we do best for
each other
yeah I've never understood here Mia you
know like when two girls are friends and
then the like though like post photos
where they're like all over each other
and they're like love of my life bestie
blah blah blah I always want to do that
and try to do that but it feels weird to
me with me with like female friends like
the thing of light with me I'm but you
I'm not very touchy
you're so beautiful here's a photo of my
like gorgeous friend or whatever and I'm
like seems gay but okay what you don't
have to do that but that seems like what
girls do for each other I don't do that
I guess
feel like that's like what girls do you
do you talk about Renee and Rachel oh
but I thought you meant posting I know
oh I don't post like lovey-dovey things
but if you go through my text oh man are
they loving I don't know what to do with
that
when when straight women are like loving
to me I'm like I get like nervous but
that's fine yeah but I know that like
that's like what female friends do all
female friends okay I feel like I'm
missing part of the experience you could
you could you could um try try it out
tell me how much you love me oh I love
you a lot like like a sister or an extra
appendage do you mean no I do mean it I
just couldn't say it I'm very
uncomfortable
I think another reason why our
friendship is doing better is because
we're not shooting sketches anymore big
time yeah dogs laughing