*WHAPSH*
Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies!
(Fun fact: the proper response to this greeting is "And the rest of the day to yourself")
My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to Turbo Dismount!
You guys really like this game. The first video I uploaded went CRAZY.
People just viewed the shit out of it and you guys really, really, REALLY let me know that
you wanted more and I am so happy about that because I love this game and I really
want to play more of it myself.
'Kay, so I went ahead, and -- this game has Steam Workshop integration so
you can go and download levels that other people have made.
So I went and I downloaded a couple of them. Let's see if they show up...
Yeah, I clicked on a few of these to subscribe to on Steam Workshop so...
These levels look really cool and I really want to try them out so let's get into Big Air Com --
I think it's supposed to be "Big Air Combo." Maybe. Compo?
Just a standard little map. I know what you're saying, just a standard little thing NO IT'S NOT.
Look at this fuckin' thing! It's gigantic! And there are markers on the ground
so I can see how far I go. I think I'm gonna aim for the 100 first.
I don't think I'm gonna do anything spectacular yet. Let's just go normally.
oooOOO DISMOUNT!
That was crap. Uh oh. That was boring OH JEEZ
I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO TWENTY
My guy died on the frickin' ground! And my car nearly drove over me again.
Aw, man!
'Kay, so maybe I have to, like... just give it a little bit of speed. Speed is not so key this time.
OH JEEZ
Jeez Louise! There we go! Lovely!
*sound of Jack and his car splatting*
Oh! I landed on the 80 mark. That counts! SCREW YOU GUYS
Why haven't I seen this before?!
IT'S A CHICKEN CAR
I didn't see that last time! Let's see what this bad boy can do!
IT FLIES
Oh ho ho! It misses the ramp and crashes!
Ha ha! It's like something the Penguin would drive from Batman.
FULL SPEEEEEEEED
Go little bird dude! Uh oh.
Ow. Go!!
Aw, he didn't even make it as far!
Oh yeah. This is good. I'm just gonna sleep in the back, I'll survive that way.
Let's see what this car can do!
Nope. Nope. No. No. Hahaha!
'Kay, so a little bit of speed. Not too much. Just give it a little nudge. A little pushy push.
There we go. Perfect. Beautiful! EAGLEEE
...you fell out. Why did you fall out and fall short? You weren't even close!
Oh yeah! Betty's ready to take it in the back! I mean the back of the Jeep... thing... not... like, the back door.
GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
So I have no speed things at the start, but I have one at the end.
So I'm hoping to like, glide my way down the ramp and then hit that and ZHOOM off into space.
Just enough to get the ball rolling. Just like that. BEAUTIFUL SONNY JIM
SPAH-DOOSH
Aw, Betty! If you stayed in it we would have made it!
What are you doing down there?!
Who's that gonna help?
And... THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
YES BETTY
Yeah! Made it! 140! Made it to the top, Ma!
This level's called "Hoop-dee-doo". Look at it! Look at what we get to do!
I have to make it through the flaming ramp! That's it, there's only one way to do this.
Evil Knievel style! Are you ready Mr. Dispount? DisMOUNT, not Dispount.
GO BILLY
Over! ...Yes! ...No!
Ow! Billy! You okay? Billy? Someone -- anyone know CPR? Is there a doctor?!
Superman, Billy! Believe in yourself!
That... what...
Billy... Aw, Billy! Billy!
There we go, Billy! HEART OF A WARRIOR!!
Oh! Oww! You didn't even make it over -- oooh my head came off! Ha ha ha!
When in doubt, speed ramps!
Billy, you're gonna go down that, you're gonna go over the Gumdrop Mountain...
...through the Lollipop Hill, and, if you make it, you're gonna get smashed into a wall at the far side.
I believe in you, Billy!
Yes, Billy! No, Billy! You -- the bike's gone without you! You would have made it!
Oh, God, too fast! TOO FAST
Oh ho ho ho! Oh, my God!
He almost stuck the landing.
You were almost awesome!
So not as fast. We want to get through the hoops, not over them.
Oh ho ho! Ha ha! I di -- not crash into them either!
A little bit slower. A little bit -- there we go! Perfect! Perfection! I have done it!
WhoooOOOO!
Oh no! Uh oh...
Oh, he's Spiderman!
Do it this time! Through the hoop! Through it!! Nooo!
Uh oh
Ow, my balls!
'Kay so... like, no speed? Will this do it?
Yes! No-ah ha ha ha!
What happened?!
Let's see if we can deduce what happened. Let's use our keen investigatory eyes.
We hit this... and then we went BYEOWWW and we fired off up into the air! What a pose!
What a pose!
That's his come to bed pose. That's when he sits on the couch, like "Hey ladies. We got a seat over here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Ha ha ha!
I won't be happy until I do it. This ramp is too... too powerful!
Ow.
Oh, I still have the seat stuck to my ass!
'Kay, so, slow speed. Sloooow speed. Sunday bike ride. WHOO --
-- hoo.
WHAT
'Kay, this should be GOLDEN. This is the ticket to the gumdrop factory!
Ahhh ha ha! No it's not!
Ya know, there's only one thing for it -- the exhaust riding Billy!
Ohhh, look at this! Watch!
WHOOOooowhoooaaaannnooope.
Ow.
'Kay, so at the start, you have to go slow and then it's WHOOOOooowhoa, no, Billy!
'Kay, can you hold on there? ...son? Sonny Jim? Can you do that for me? Please?
Go! ...Yes!
Game's freaking out! Billy! We made it!
Wait, what?!
How the hell... do you do this?
This level's called "I hate" and I can see why.
We'll do it on the skateboard! Go skateboard!
'S a nice little journey!
*facepalm*
YOU FELL OFF AT THE FIRST ONE
Little Token Bird'll get it. Yeah, go little Token Bird! I love you!
No, Bird! Bird, you're going a little off there.
What?!
New High Score -- I didn't do anything!
'Kay, so you have to, like, match your speed with your time and I didn't do it.
Surely you can make it now. Don't bounce up over. DON'T BOUNCE UP OVER
Go, truck! Go -- turn! TURN TURN TURN AHHHHH
Yes, Mr. Truck, slowly does it! Slowly turn -- yes! Oh, you're really good at this! I like you!
You're stuck. I HATE YOU
HOLY NUTS
I start up here!
This is gonna be fun. How the hell am I gonna do this?
Oh, God, is gravity gonna work against me? Yes. Slow down. SLOW DOWN
Turn! Turn -- use your skills! Turn! Speed! Yeah! I like this truck!
Uh oh. Ow! Oh!
OH JEEZ BILLY
This is not gonna end well.
Oww!
Let's watch that again in SUPER SLOW MOTION
Ooh! My knees went into my teeth!
This thing just went off on its own! I didn't even dismount yet!
I'm not doing anything! I didn't press any buttons!
It's still telling me to dismount! Maybe I can do it from here. Turn. Turn, ya big fat shite!
That's it, stay on -- stay the path! Stay the path! NOOOO
'Kay, give it a little nudge. I think you're too fast and you're too big...
(that's what she said)
...and you bounce too much.
Take it easy. Take it easy around the turn. Yes!
Perfect driving NOOOOO BILLY
Ooo...
Billy, you stand on the front of that, okay, and wiggle that ass to steer the Jeep when we're going around corners, okay?
Okay, Billy? Go!
These ones aren't how much you can fuck up yourself, these are just challenges -- oh no, Billy!
He's still holding on -- you good?
Nnnope.
Absolutely braced for the most audacious(?) of runs!
Too fast. Once I hit this, he's gonna come off.
Yyyup. I told ya. It's alright, you're still IN the Jeep, Billy. That's all I care about.
Stay in it. In it to win it, Billy!
AaaAAA -- Noooooo!
I'm a bird! Ma, look, I can fly!
Eugh...
Ma, look, I can die!
Look at him wiggle that ass! That's what I'm talking about, Billy! That's how we're gonna do this.
Slow and steady wins the race. Look at that -- frickin' Spiderman! Hold on to your balls!
Ah, jeez! Time's up!
OH GOD TOO FAST
Ow! Oh! Where am I?! Oh, jeez... I can't see anything! Are we doing it? Are...
Nope, I got left behind. Oh...
Is he hanging on?
'Kay, so what actually happened? I crashed, I went over this, and I fell out.
I was just hanging there like Spiderman!
Now, Billy, we can do it! Don't fall into the front seat again!
Aw, Jesus, Billy, I can't see now!
Okay, we might be able to do it...
Nnnoo -- YES
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
I did it! Woo!
Billy, what a pose to finish on!
(hit em with the dab)
You are the karate master! You're the champion!
That does it for this episode of Turbo Dismount! I know a lot of you people asked last time to play this
with the Oculus Rift in first-person mode, do them all in first person, but it doesn't work with it.
I've been trying to get the Oculus Rift to work with it and it just doesn't. The normal software that I use,'
it doesn't actually make this 3D or anything like that, so hopefully they'll make native support later on.
But... Turbo Dismount! Super fun! I really want to download more levels because those were awesome.
Some of them are really inventive. And if any of you make levels, let me know and I'll play them.
But THANK YOU GUYS so much for watching this episode. If you LIKED it,
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS
AND high fives all around
*WAPSHH* *WAPSHH*
Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOOO
(Captions by Jakey-Poo)