a video that has been going around recently shows a pastor calling out witches in a congregation
i'm not convinced that witches exist nor am i convinced that spells and magic exist
i took a look at what this shouty man was saying and what i saw was absolutely shocking
and i apologize now for when i say the word pasta and it sounds like i'm saying pasta
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in this bible-bashing video pastor greg locke the self-proclaimed outspoken man of faith offers a
sermon on demons fleeing at the mere mention of jesus but then goes off on a tangent saying that
a recent demon he encountered gave him names of six witches from the congregation he shouts
at sorry i mean preaches at with almost 85 000 subscribers on his channel he has amassed quite
a following so surely there must be some truth to his words right in the name of jesus if i'm lying
if i'm over exaggerating what i'm trying to tell these people for the purpose of clicks and likes
may i drop dead preaching on this platform having blasphemed the power of the holy ghost in front of
everybody and then he died and that was the end of the video uh just kidding it really surprises
me that people say this surely there have been instances where folks have been lying but have
said and i'm going to try my congregation voice here for you if i'm lying me god strike me down
dead and nothing happened you often hear as a retort well they weren't really a follower of the
lord and that's why nothing happened but surely if there was an all-powerful being that cared about
lies being spread it would show up and sort out the non-believing liar anyway i ain't playing i'm
telling you what i've seen and what i've heard in my office though what folks believe they see
by interpreting things a certain way and what is actually there could be two very different
things verifying things another way instead of just anecdotes is key here linguine greg
the bus was coming to pick me up the other night we left out to head to wallace north carolina
the bus was showing up at nine o'clock we changed the time from midnight
the bus come to get me at nine
we had this precious little gal had them both at first but husband had to sit down steps downstairs
he looked like he stepped in something what relevance is there for getting a bus is that
how folks get around couldn't drive if i missed something here we had him from 5 30 took about
an hour for full-blown manifestation to happen and when it did it was crazy oh let me guess you
charge by the hour for your demonic exorcisms but god strike me dead if i'm lying right now do you
think the good spaghetti knows that because a god has never been demonstrated to ever strike someone
down if they're lying that he's playing with the emotions of the congregation you know like
i am almost certain i won't be struck down even if i was lying and maybe he's not lying when it
comes to what he believed he saw but he'd still have to demonstrate it it got to be about 8 35
8 40. and that little gal with the evilest grimace on her face you've ever seen
turn around look right at me and said
it's almost nine o'clock great story bro but i just don't believe it happened your bus is here
looks like you're leaving it's almost night kiki my turn through kiki what now what does that mean
nine o'clock greg also let me tell you something my wife will stay here all night and this is the
first moment where i don't just think that fusilli greg is ridiculous but his actions are disgusting
bent right down to get into a child's face i don't throw this word around lightly but being a bully
thinking it's appropriate to get down into the faces of children and use threatening posture
as well as language if he did that to a grown adult he may not be able to stand for a while
so why is it appropriate to do it to a child oh because he thinks it's been possessed by a demon
prove that to be the case first which i doubt he will as he would have done that already maybe
this never happened and it's just a lead up to the witchy business we're actually here for
in which case that god he asked to strike him down if he was lying probably should have turned up by
now i might have to catch a bus but you coming out tonight in the name of jesus yep the more i hear
this story the more i think it's absolutely fictional i just don't believe it like many
things that come out of a theist's mouth sorry no i'm not convinced whether i'm on a bus or not
now i mute you in the name of jesus shut up come out
i mute you in the name of jesus what the how is that ever going to work nine o'clock
and then when the bus got here it knew it got here suggesting that it was close by so this is really
unsurprising given how loud buses are knocky greg i told my wife i said i gotta go sleep the bus is
here go and see if the bus is here thus confirming it was nearby and that in this potentially
fictional story the supposedly possessed child could hear a bus i opened up the door she turned
looked at me said you're leaving nine o'clock it was the eeriest thing you ever heard in your life
i've never seen them like it and you know what people instinctively
do when they see things they've never seen before
they pick up their phones and they record them i'm just saying but here's where things get weird
buckle up buttercup
that demon that was in control of the rest of them and that girl started whining on each other
i've actually never been less convinced that a story happened
and the sad thing is that the audience are just reacting the way they are buying into this as
a truth without it being demonstrated what is wrong with the world started telling secrets
it was so crazy we had to write it down and did get part of this just kind of on a secret video
not to share with everybody but the demon even caught winter that said you're gonna use the video
to help people how on earth did you hold a pen a piece of paper and a phone to record so there is
video evidence but it's being withheld yeah i'm calling bs on this now i wouldn't usually but
this is absolutely ridiculous fettuccine greg has a way to demonstrate this entire elaborate story
but doesn't where the heck is that god that strikes down liars seriously you can't even pull
out a camera without them slimy things knowing it and if all you're going in with is a book a pen
and a piece of paper why would it matter if you pull out a phone too what an excuse laugh at me
all you want to do don't come back next week that's all right there's gonna be thousands of
people that show up by spring that wants some deliverance from this nonsense that you're
discounting right now don't laugh at my story i worked really hard coming up with this you're not
invited back to play if you don't believe me oh what a cry baby and sorry yeah attack ideas not
people skeptic but this is absolutely absurd there's no sci-fi movie this your pet you've
known me for 15 years i'm a truth teller and in that time of you telling truths penne greg how
many times have you backed it up with irrefutable evidence 15 years is a good amount of time to have
done it at least once at the expense of my whole life and safety of my family i'm a truth teller
at the expense of your own life how many times have you died for telling the truth whatever this
guy had for breakfast i want to know so i never have it and that devil we wrote them all down
that devil gave us the names first and unsolicited information until it started pouring forth and
then we command it in the name of jesus so it supposedly told you things and then when it was
already supposedly telling you things you said tell us in the name of jesus but it was already
telling you the things well that was pointless i'm not even sure what commanding something in
the name of jesus even means peace be upon them oh not that again gave us the first
and last names of the six witches that have been sent as plants at global vision bible church what
on earth is happening which is prove witches are a thing who would have sent witches to spy
on a small church why this church in particular wouldn't they be better off infiltrating the head
office you know the one at the vatican first and last name i promise unbelievable yes yes it is
unbelievable so much so i'm just not convinced but if you were to make it a pinky promise with
no backseas i might consider accepting it that who am i kidding no i wouldn't first and last name we
got some folks we about to raise up they know it's about to happen they mean hallelujah they know it
gave us the first my wife writing down the first and last name dude it's 2022. use notes on your
phone or better yet video it now here's the interesting thing remember that debacle we
had last week when i jumped into chips and i told you who the witch was jumped into chips and told
you who the witch was what does that even mean i really hope you do think witches actually exist
though it's not been demonstrated and that you're not using which as a derogatory term
for women you just don't like i say six were named because they ain't been dealt with yet
it named them it named the ones that i mentioned last week under this tent as a full-blown spell
casting which even the devil will expose the devil so these witches who are actually the devil wanted
to secretly secretly infiltrate a local church not the head office for an unknown reason but
still wanted to use itself to expose itself and its secrets well i'm sorry ravioli greg your story
has gone so bizarre it's less believable than it was when you first started with the demonic child
in the bus and you can walk over my office right now to god be the glory i lie not we got first and
last names of six witches that are in our church and you know what strange three of you are in this
room right now well that doesn't prove anything i could write down the names of six people i know
and claim that one of my evil possessed cats told me they're vampires it still wouldn't make it true
i actually love saying this just saying it doesn't make it true i feel like i need to get that on a
t-shirt not sure if you know of this gregory but that's not great for the microphone you better
hope your sound person is in cahoots with one of your witches or else they'll put a spell on you
that was sarcasm i don't believe that witches are a thing three of you in the room right now
you better look in my eyeballs we ain't afraid of you you stinking witch
well if you're not afraid call them up on stage and have a conversation with them
unless you can't because this entire thing is made up you devil worshipping satanist
witch how do you know that undemonstrated witches worship an undemonstrated devil
where is the proof for that we cast you out in the name of jesus christ we break your spells we break
your curse we got your first name we got your last name we even got an address for one of you
and this is why religion isn't just dumb but also dangerous the crowd hyping him up allowing him to
spew undemonstrated nonsense if these names truly were written down and someone saw them
who's to say another member wouldn't be doing a favor to greg here and doing something
about it i know it's hypothetical but it could happen bad beliefs lead to bad behaviors yeah
you so much as cough wrong and i'll expose you in front of body in this tent you stinking witch
whoa so nothing to do with supposed spell casting or curses the thing that will make
the good tagliatelle expose witches is if they expel air from their lungs suddenly
never mind that they're supposedly conspiring the downfall of your belief the thing that worries
him most to the point of exposing them is a throat irritation got it you spell casting pharmaceutical
worship and mongrel you better cover your mouth when you cough or everyone will know who you are
this is actually falling into the depths of just plain stupid now you were sent to this church to
destroy us you were sent to this church to lure us in you were sent to this church to cast spell
listen some of you been sick cause you befriended that witch uh oh now it's coming out what if what
if he didn't like something that was said about him and the only way to make what was said seem
untruthful is to claim it was said by a witch what an awful way to be witches haven't been
proven greg's sausage roll calm your farm and i'm going to serve notice on you right now don't move
i'm in the mood well i said it earlier and i stand by it this behavior is very reminiscent of a bully
one that picks on children thinking he looks big and clever shouting at kids because they have
supposed demons inside them and picking on women and calling them witches if this is what it's like
to be religious then i'm definitely not interested two of you in my wife's latest bible study and
you know who you are and we gonna ask you to get out or i'll expose you in front of everybody the
further this continues the more he seems like just a bit of a dick i really can't accept his position
just shouting loud and saying things why anyone would accept this claim is absolutely beyond me
stinking witch we ain't playing your witchcraft games we ain't playing with you bunch of free
masons we ain't playing with you satanist you bunch of devil worshipers we ain't playing your
games i'll call you out right now in the name of god and not even break a sweat go on then please
call up these supposed witches at least then it's the start of demonstrating your claim rather than
absolute word garbage and i'm hot and we all know what happens to pastor when it gets hot and sweaty
it goes soggy yeah all of that video just to use that joke and i'm not even slightly remorseful
where do you stand on lasagna i mean pastor greg did he convince you that witches are in
his congregation or that he's experienced demons or that he's more intimidating than
a 16 year old toothless cat with a bad temper let me know in the section below for now i'm going to
skeptic this as being one of the most ridiculous displays of overacting i've ever seen in my life
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