I love Halloween!
[groaning]
[music playing]
[screaming]
I hate Halloween!
For years there have been rumors of a neighborhood
where people hand out full size candy bars
instead of tiny bite size ones.
Clyde and I were determined to find this mythological place.
So we did some research.
By studying satellite photos, analyzing median income levels
and tracking candy buyers throughout Southeastern Michigan...
We found it!
Huntington Manor.
Now we just have one more obstacle, getting in!
Hey, Luce, check out our pumpkins, what do you think?
Hmm, more blood here, few more gashes on this one,
knock out a tooth, add some ooze to those scabs,
dampen the head wound.
Halloween's kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you!
Totes!
Aww, shucks, it's just something I cobbled together
from a kernel of an idea... ohh-oh, yes, a triple!
[groaning]
I expect more support from my pump-kin!
[laughing]
Get it?
Sigh!
Kangaroo plus baby roo!
[gasping]
Precisely!
That aww factor will increase my candy revenue exponentially!
And the best part is she only has one tooth,
so I don't have to share!
[music playing]
I thought you guys were going as Ave Savvy and One Eyed Jack?
Er... we are, we're Ace and Jack under cover!
Trying to crack the case of the missing crumpets!
Boy, you guys really don't want candy, do you?
- Trick or Treat! - Trick or Treat!
Aww, aren't you two adorable?
[door slamming]
- Trick or Treat! - Trick or Treat!
So cute!
[door slamming]
- Trick or Treat! - Trick or Treat!
Great costumes!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
And that is how it's done, one house, six pieces of candy!
[spooky music playing]
I literally want to suck your blood!
Hmm, missing something.
Fangs, here!
If you wanna make it more authentic, he could bite your neck.
No! I mean, this is fine.
[laughing maniacally]
Hang on, Luan, your monster needs more stitches.
[drawing]
That's so much better!
[laughing maniacally]
- Get it? - No puns in the maze.
Has anyone seen Dad?
[sobbing]
I don't wanna, I don't wanna!
[screaming]
- Spider web! - It's a loose thread on your shirt!
[screaming]
A ghost just touched me!
What was that? What was that?
What was that?
[screaming]
I hate Halloween!
[groaning]
How was that?
Mmm, not quite there, I think we need to lose a limb.
[chainsaw buzzing]
- No, Lucy, no! - Here's Lyn, don't forget your chainsaw.
Ah.
A little home-made blood and you're good to go.
[groaning]
Looks great, Leni, but don't forget this.
[gasping]
- Why do I have to look so pale? - You've just been decapitated.
Well, I'd still put on some blush.
Ready to rock, Oh, mistress of the dark?
[laughing]
♪ You can run but you can't hide They know that you taste better alive ♪
♪ I don't think that they've been fed In a long, long time ♪
♪ Every corner, every door Watch out, they ain't heard before ♪
♪ This ghastly ghoul is out for blood Sorry, boys, you got tricked ♪
♪ You got tricked ♪
♪ You got punked and pranked With a spooky twist ♪
♪Before you wet your pants Better get out quick ♪
♪ Tricked, tricked, tricked You got tricked ♪
♪ Beware of fangs and bloody fur Alarm has chainsaw massacre ♪
♪ There's no chance that you'll get out ♪
♪ Ghost writing your eulogy Heads are rolling literally ♪
♪ So who needs their mommy now?
♪ Spilling guts on the floor Clean up in aisle 4 ♪
♪ Why you running off so soon? Sorry, dude, you got tricked ♪
♪ You got tricked ♪
♪ You got punked and pranked With a spooky twist ♪
♪Before you wet your pants Better get out quick ♪
♪ Tricked, tricked, tricked You got tricked ♪