Join us on a journey into the weirdest parts of the internet.
Let's do that.
♪ (theme music) ♪
Good Mythical Morning.
The internet-- one of mankind's greatest inventions,
second only to the Flowbee.
- Here's to the Flowbee. - Sometimes you just find yourself--
if you spend any time on this internet thing--
Sometimes I just find myself.
...in the weird part of the internet. As a matter of fact,
we made a few videos that people have commented, like Dope Zebra,
and they would say, "I'm in the weird part of the internet."
And I would take that as a compliment.
I think it's great that the internet has created these pockets...
- Weird parts. - ...where everyone with any type of idea
can exist and make a video or make an entire website.
But the problem that you have is that your time is too valuable
to gather these weirdest websites on the Internet into one place
to have an experience with two weird dudes commenting on them.
You got to do jobs and schools and...
- Lives. - ...life.
But we don't. So what we've done-- I've pulled together some--
I've gone to the weird part of the internet and I've--
- Have you made it back alive? - I have returned.
But now I'm going back again with you and you,
- and we're gonna screenshot-- - I'm ready.
We have the technology to screen-capture my facility here.
And I'm gonna take you to the realms with which no one speaks of.
And if they do, they just say,
"I'm in the weird part of the internet."
- Are you ready? - Yep.
First website's called procatinator.com.
So this website loads a cat video
and puts it with a song from YouTube.
- ♪ (Alphaville, "Big in Japan") ♪ - And loops the cat, I see.
And then I'm gonna go up here. I'm gonna click--
if you don't like that one-- "Show me another cat."
I want to see another cat.
"Loading a cat and buffering a song."
- Almost there. - Oh yeah. Lettuce head cat.
♪ (Gheorghe Zamfir, "The Lonely Shepherd") ♪
Oh yeah. I'm gonna be spending a lot of time here.
- That is great. - In the coming weeks.
Now, that cat has just finished chopping all that wood,
and he's just laying back with some lettuce on his head.
Just like I would be doing if I'd chopped all that wood.
- Let's see some more. - Oh yeah, you're right. There are more.
Pretty caught up in that one. "Show me another cat."
- ♪ (Eduard Khil singing) ♪ - This the trololololol guy.
- Cats can't do that. - Is that After Effects,
or that a real cat tongue coming out of that real cat face?
I think a real cat tongue came out of a real cat face,
but it came out at once, and then they were like,
"Well, let's loop this."
And one more for the road.
- ♪ (Zomby, "Tears in the Rain") ♪ - (Rhett chuckling)
Wow.
It's like the front paws are determined
to hold on to the tennis ball,
but the back paws are determined to break that up.
Do you understand a loop, Link? This was a moment in time.
- This is a GIF. - And when they loop it
over and over again, it makes you think
that the cat is just caught in a trance and kicking his legs.
- Oh yeah. - I will be back.
That's right. You got to drop some breadcrumbs to that one, baby.
- All right, next. - Or I'll just leave a bookmark.
- (crew laughs) - (chuckles) Good idea.
Predatorpee.com.
Now, if you were to guess what this was, what would you say?
It's a place where you buy the pee of predators.
That's right.
"Original Predator Pee: Bringing Pee to the People Since 1986."
They sell pee, all different types of predators' pee.
Coyote, wolf, fox, bobcat, mountain lion, fisher.
What's a fisher? That's a man that catches fish.
(chuckles) Fisherman's pee.
I can get you some of that pretty easily.
I'm gonna do a little scroll action here.
20-ounce yard cover granules.
If you're peeing granules, you need to call a doctor immediately.
Unless you're a fox and you don't have a phone.
(laughs)
So there you go. If you want to buy some predator urine,
you're welcome. (chuckles) I don't get a cut.
But I do enjoy this other website: cachemonet.com.
- I get it. - Like the artist.
- ♪ ( Jib Kidder, "Windowdipper") ♪ - "Nel..W1.. Croak...?"
Here's another cat.
♪ (remixed Windows chimes) ♪
- Like computer sounds. - So computer, like, Windows music
and then animals and weird 3D renderings of technology
and Netscape icons and, uh...
What's that? A floppy disk?
No, a Pepsi can?
Well, this is brought to you by Pepsi, huh?
- I doubt it. - These are two floating hands...
- I highly doubt it. - ...stabbing something.
So there's a retro vibe to this site,
and I definitely feel like this could be playing
in the background of, like, my office.
- Screensaver. - It's like a screensaver for your life.
Like, if I could walk around with this on a screen behind me,
people would think that I was cool.
I don't think so.
Or if you just want to get your mind right, go to this site.
I like it, but I feel like it's trying too hard.
I feel like the website is trying too hard.
This next site that I found features one woman
who is trying very hard to do one thing.
It's called reborn-baby.com. Reborn dash baby.
- Oh! - Now, look.
That is a baby doll that she has made to look like a real baby.
- This is immoral. - Well, it's disturbing.
All right, I'm gonna click on "Reborn Doll Gallery."
Look at these sad or sleeping babies.
There's a monkey. Click on that one.
That looks like an orangutan.
(cutesy voice) Look at the cute orangutan.
- (normal voice) Is it "orangutang"? - "Orangutan."
- That's not creepy. - That's cool, yeah.
Yeah, 'cause it's an orangutan.
- But the majority of 'em-- - Now this, on the other hand...
Look at that. It's like a sleeping baby.
And you can move the arms around and stuff?
- I don't know. - Who is into this?
You know how women are sometimes, "I wish I had another baby."
"But I don't want to have to feed it."
"Yes, so I'll just have a fake baby doll
that looks so creepily real."
And we can contact the artist.
- Yeah, and tell her to stop. - (laughs)
She's from Scotland. And she works very hard.
And she charges thousands of dollars for this stuff.
Here she is. Look how happy she is with these fake babies.
Reborn Baby. Needs to work on the title a little bit.
Like, "creepy" should be in the title.
- Creepy Baby. - I got another one.
Just to wash that experience off of you...
- Hmm, please. - The next place I'm gonna take you is
thenicestplaceontheinter.net.
- Promising a lot. - This juxtaposes
YouTube videos of people hugging the camera with dramatic music.
That girl just hugged me. Or you.
You can upload your video to this site.
Huh, this might make me cry, Link.
So if you need a little extra affection in your life--
I'm not kidding. I can make myself cry watching this.
Just give me an opportunity.
♪ (My Brightest Diamond, "I Have Never Loved Someone") ♪
Seems like mainly girls participate in this.
You see how close I got? You're not into this?
I'm gonna spend a lot more time here than Procatinator.
You have to have certain needs in order to go to this site.
But you can be on the other side. You might need to give a hug.
So if I click on "give a hug,"
then it tells you three simple steps.
You upload your YouTube video or send them a link,
and, uh... hmm.
Do you recommend it?
That is the nicest place on the inter.net I've ever been to.
What if your wife walked in on you on this site?
How would she feel?
I'd be like, "Just all look, no touch."
(crew laughs)
Okay. I'm gonna take you somewhere else.
I'm pretty into this one.
I think there's lots of opportunity here.
This is www.createfarts.com.
Just what it sounds like, you answer four questions.
You want a streak scale of choco squirts or more.
Let me make some decisions here.
- Give me an odor impact. - I want to kill the plants.
Kill the plants? Sound control.
"Wake up Grandma," "broken windows."
- "Cops show up." No doubt. - "Impact on others"--
"plug your nose," "open the door," or "drop dead."
- No, let's drop dead. - All the way, huh?
All right, click here. It's gonna make the fart.
(fart)
Now, if I hit this black button, it's gonna fart again.
- (fart) - I'm not calling the cops over that.
I might be checking my drawers,
but I'm not gonna be calling the cops.
All right, and then you can send this fart to a friend.
That's creative.
So you and I are going to have lots of back and forths.
I'ma change the streak scale to...
"Monster truck racing wipes."
- "Stripes." - "Stripes."
(laughter)
On the hood of the car? I don't understand.
All right, I'ma click on "Soft n Chunky."
Odor impact-- evacuate the building.
Sound control-- wake up Grandma.
Impact on others-- plug your nose.
(fart)
Why is that guy who farts in a bicycle helmet?
(crew laughs)
I don't know. Might bump his head or something?
It all makes sense when you look down at the bottom and it says,
"CreateFarts.com is part of the Stupidness.com network."
Yeah. I understand.
But, hey, if you have time on your hands, you can go there.
- My kids would enjoy that. - Or purple.com.
This is just what it sounds like. It's a website that's purple.
I really don't have anything else to say about that.
Hold on. That's all that happens?
That's all I can find.
Well, click on one of the words over there. "Faq."
"Frequently Asked Questions." Oh.
"You can chase the purple squirrel.
He is animated against a purple background. Click on him to win.
The game restarts immediately after each win,
- only the squirrel knows." Okay. - That sounds fun.
Click "purple squirrel." And then...
There he is. There he is. There he is. There he is. There he is.
Click on him. Click on him. Click on him.
Click on him. Click on him. Chick on him.
He might have won. I don't know. Only he knows.
Yeah, this is an unsatisfying...
- That wasn't fun to you? - ...experience.
But this is omg...la-- when they run all the words together,
I have a hard time reading it.
Omglasergunspewpewpew.com.
- Check this out. - (pew!)
- Look at that. It is a squirrel. - Oh, are you controlling him?
I'm controlling the squirrel's location.
- And then if I hit the mouse clicker... - (pew!)
...he fires a laser, and it goes "pew."
- Can I do it? - (pew!)
I'm not a gamer, so I'm a little intimidated.
- (pew! pew! pew!) - And if you do it fast,
it looks like the laser's going in reverse,
like he's sucking the laser into his laser gun.
- (rapid "pew"s) - Pew-pew-pew!
- Can we do it at the same time? - Yeah.
(rapid clicking and "pew"-ing)
Now, if you click on this at the bottom,
this is just an ad for a-- it's not golf. What's it called?
- Golf? (chuckles) - Golf.
- You mean goth? - Steampunk.
This is a steampunk goggle website.
So I think this is just a cruel way to market steampunk goggles.
So those are the weirdest parts of the internet
that I have visited and wanted to share with you so far.
- I'm sure there are lots more. - Thanks for that, Link.
Yeah, and thanks for liking and commenting.
Let us know through your comments
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that I should visit that I should tell other people to visit
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"Rhett is losing his first tooth."
Uh, could you... you see that?
- You see that? - Yeah. A tooth.
Well, you see, it's a little--
- Oh, it's wiggly. - Yeah.
I'm about to become a man.
That's not how you become a man.
It isn't?
- No, but I will pull your tooth. - (agonizing scream)
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