- All right, your next topic is catfish.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ I clicked on her profile and looked at her picture ♪
♪ She do not like them, I think that she tricked me ♪
♪ You think that she tricked you, well, that might be true ♪
♪ If you wanna find out, that's what I do ♪
(audience applauding)
♪ That's what you do, man, I already know ♪
♪ We on MTV, just put me on your show ♪
♪ Come on my show, but I think that you know ♪
Hold on, I (beep) it up, wait.
(audience applauding) (bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- What's up, 42?
So I don't know much about shots.
I mean, some people tell me I need ass shots,
I don't see it, do you see it?
(audience laughing)
Right, I don't see it either.
But we gonna talk about shots today.
And Steph Curry puts up a lot of shots, all right?
Which COVID vaccine only requires one shot?
- I don't know, I ain't made my appointment yet.
(Nick and audience laughing)
- All right, well, that answer's incorrect.
It's Johnson & Johnson.
(buzzer buzzes)
(audience applauding)
- Okay, DDG, your name sounds like an STD,
you better get this one right.
Rolexes don't stop like stop watches,
but if a broken clock is right two times a day,
how many times a day is it wrong?
- None.
- That answer is the hell wrong.
The real answer is 1,438 times.
- What?
- He stupid as hell.
(audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes)
- Vibe, what's popping?
- What's up?
- All right, who was Kanye West's running partner
in the 2020 United States presidential election?
Was it A, Michelle Tidball, B, himself, or C, Yeezy.
- I feel like his self was his running partner.
- Uh huh, no one love Yeezy like Yeezy,
but that is actually incorrect,
the correct answer (buzzer buzzes)
is Michelle Tidball.
You know who that is?
- No, I don't know.
He must've kept her on the low.
- You know these guys keep all their (beep) on the low.
(Vibe chuckles)
(audience applauding)
- What's up, OG, what's up with you?
So check this out, man.
I see you in a super group called Mount Westmore.
That's what's up. (audience applauding)
So since we on that topic,
can you name me the four presidents
that's on Mount Rushmore?
Man, talk to me.
- I would take a wild guess and go Lincoln
and Washington for sure.
- Okay, okay, that's two of the white men up there,
keep going.
- And I'm gonna take a third little wilder guess
and go Jefferson.
- Oh, he kind of good at this, okay.
One more.
- And then the last one is gonna be a real guess,
I'm just gonna throw a name out there like Madison,
I don't know.
(buzzer buzzes)
- You were so close, man, it was Roosevelt.
But you did better than me,
'cause I would've said Benjamin Franklin,
and he ain't even no president.
Good shot. (audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
- I got the right answer.
Michael Jackson said,
"It doesn't matter if you're Black or white."
So what was the original material used
to make the black and white keys on a piano?
- The material?
- The material.
- Ivory.
(bell dings)
- The ivory part you got right,
but what are the black keys?
The black keys, you gotta know the black keys.
- The black keys are ivory painted black.
I'll go with that.
- And I'm gonna go with wrong.
(buzzer buzzes)
That is incorrect.
The right answer is ebony.
Ebony, Zaytoven.
♪ Ebony and ivory ♪
- Let's get to what we came here for.
Give me Charmaine.
Charmaine, here.
(audience applauding)
Give me B. Simone.
- Okay.
(audience applauding)
You know what, B. Simone,
I really like you. - Okay, well, that's fine.
- Oh, were you supposed to go first?
- Bitch, go.
- Okay.
(audience laughing)
I really like B. Simone and all,
but I ain't gonna lie to you, sis.
You ain't found a boyfriend yet,
'cause you're shaped like a convenient store hot dog.
(audience exclaims)
- I know she not talking about shape,
this big bitch up here looking like a linebacker
with a lace front on.
(audience exclaims)
- Well, her name is B. Simone,
but she really just the B version of me.
(audience exclaims)
- Hold up, y'all, look at her shoes,
she got fire on her shoes,
it really should be on her vagina,
'cause we know you burning.
(audience exclaims)
- You, out!
- [All] Got damned!
(bell dinging) (audience applauding)
- Nicholas Boss Cannon, I need you here.
Arnel, come on out here, brother.
(audience applauding)
Nick, you ready?
- Ready.
- Arnel, you ready?
- I ain't got no mic, (beep).
- We can hear you.
- No, I want that.
(audience exclaims)
That's not what I meant.
(bell dinging) (audience applauding)
That's not what I meant!
That's not what I meant, that's not what I meant!
- Cut it off!
(whistle blowing) (audience applauding)
- I said, give me Khujo.
(audience applauding)
Give me DC.
(audience applauding)
DC, you ready?
- I'm ready.
- Khujo, you ready?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well then roast!
Well then roast!
(audience laughing)
- Okay.
Boy, if you don't get your goddamn Bobby Brown looking,
every little step I take, ass out of here.
(audience laughing)
- Boy, if you don't get your goddamn
who made the potato salad looking ass up out of here.
(audience laughing)
- Boy, if you don't get your Jim Cliff looking ass
out of here, boy.
(audience exclaims)
- Wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on.
Boy, you acting like a valet driver,
let me go get your car, sir.
(audience laughing)
- Boy, if you don't get your god-
- Out!
- [All] Got damned!
(audience applauding) (bell dings)
- Red squad, give me Nick Cannon,
I want you here, Nick Cannon.
(audience applauding)
Give me Kirk, I want you here.
(audience applauding)
And Cody, give me Cody, I want (beep).
(audience applauding)
Well, you know what,
since it's uneven here, let me add a rule, okay?
Whatever he says, it goes,
I like my job, okay?
(audience laughing)
Well then roast!
- If you don't get your I'm not racist,
I got a Black friend the (beep) up out of here.
(audience laughing)
- If you don't get your fake
I stare at the sun for hours head ass out of here.
(audience laughing)
- If you don't get your fake ass James Corden
car pool kara-brokey the (beep) up out of here.
(audience laughing)
- Okay, all right.
- First off, Nick, you sweet, boy.
I know you laying on your stomach
with your feet crossed
sitting there on Mariah Carey's IG, boy.
(Nick babbling)
- I can't get the (beep) out,
'cause I'm still on a Percocet the (beep) up out of here.
(audience exclaims)
(whistle blows)
You, you, out!
- [All] Got damned! (bell dings)
(audience applauding)
- Give me DC Young Fly.
(audience applauding)
- Let's go, Fly.
- From the black squad, give me Spoken Reasons, here.
(audience applauding)
Well then roast!
- Go ahead.
- Boy, (beep) that, boy,
your hair look like the rat off of "Ninja Turtles,"
ugly ass boy, I'm on your stupid ass.
Boy, your homeless, your pocket coming out your pocket,
stupid ass boy.
(audience laughing)
I'm on your dumb ass.
Got you on Valentine's shoes with no date, ugly ass boy.
- You done? - Is you?
- Boy, if you don't get your (shrieks)
(audience applauding)
I gotta scream to be funny ass boy.
(whistle blows)
- Did he just scream at me?
That (beep) done screamed.
Oh, he was impersonating me.
I'm about to get on your ass, boy.
If you don't get your,
I stole my boy Emmanuel's video four years ago,
ugly ass boy.
(audience exclaims)
Why you asking all them questions?
Not your video, ugly ass boy.
(audience laughing)
- Boy, if you don't get your internet,
you came from my left nut, looking ass boy.
- Whoa, shaky, shaky, shaky.
- Guess what?
Guess why Russell Simmons dropped you?
He said your ass was overdrafting on the RushCard!
(audience laughing)
Ain't nobody never overdraft on the RushCard.
(audience laughing)
But this (beep), ugly ass boy.
- The RushCard ain't even in business no more.
- I know, 'cause of you, stupid ass boy.
(audience laughing)
(whistle blows)
- Out!
- [All] Got damned! (bell dings)
(audience applauding) (bell dinging)
- Give me Lil Duval.
(audience applauding)
- Come on, baby, come on.
- Give me Nicholas Cannon.
- What up, baby?
(audience applauding)
- Okay, Nick, you ready?
- I'm ready.
- Little Duval, you ready?
- Ready, baby.
- Well then roast!
- Man, if you don't get your civil rights face
but Nickelodeon body the ass up out of here.
(audience laughing)
- If you don't get your grandma hat having,
thank you for being a friend.
(audience laughing)
- We doing TV shows?
Boy, if you don't get your "Diff'rent Strokes"
Gary Coleman looking ass up out of here.
Webster looking ass up out of here.
Bobb'e J looking ass up out of here.
Kevin Hart looking ass up out of here.
Cousin Skeeter looking as up out of here.
(audience laughing)
- You, out!
- [All] Got damned!
(audience applauding) (bell dinging)
- Who's gonna give the people
what they're waiting for?
DC Young Fly, I need you here.
(audience applauding)
Old School, give me the Tommy Gun, Tommy.
(audience applauding)
- Go, OG, this what you do.
- I can't roast you on TV,
goddamn, man. - Oh, come on, man.
- Well then roast!
- Boy, your ass look like you wear church socks
when you go swimming, ugly ass boy.
- With them Louis sneakers and them corn rows,
your whole package is funky.
- Okay.
- Okay, but you happen to look like Lamar Jackson
if he was a monkey.
- All right, look, when your ass played "In Living Color"
it wasn't even color on the television, ugly ass.
(audience laughing)
♪ Everybody's in black and white ♪
(audience laughing)
(whistle blows)
- Tommy, you, out!
- [All] Got damned!
(audience applauding)
- I'm going over these scenes for "Insecure" next season,
and right now, I'm going over a scene
where I smash you on stage, you ready?
(audience exclaims)
- You better not.
(buzzer buzzes)
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
(audience laughing)
♪ You got me speechless ♪
- No, I can't give you that.
(buzzer buzzes)
- What are you talking about?
♪ You got my speechless. ♪
I want my damn bell.
♪ Speechless ♪
(audience applauding)
- What's my word?
- Your word is trifecta.
- All right, okay, all right.
♪ Put some money in the school ♪
♪ So the kids will try better ♪
♪ Nick used to do movies Tribeca ♪
♪ Three Grammys, that's trifecta ♪
Oh, damn.
(buzzer buzzes)
- [Nick] What you mean?
(audience exclaims)
(bell dinging)
- He said "Three Grammys, trifecta," that didn't work?
♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪
♪ Spoken for the fam, but his whole squad's trash ♪
♪ Matter of fact, he need the job ♪
♪ You should put him on the cast ♪
♪ Pretty much what I'm saying is that ain't no joke ♪
♪ Give Spoken Reasons everything, 'cause this (beep) broke ♪
(audience exclaims)
(bell dings)
♪ Now back in the day, you played football ♪
♪ You could remember ♪
♪ But since you played football ♪
♪ Your favorite position was center, (beep) ♪
- [Nick] Whoa.
(buzzer buzzes)
- Hey, DJ, stop that (beep), stop that (beep).
Come on.
You already know, how the hell your name Spoken Reasons
and you ain't said (beep) funny the whole damn show?
(audience laughing)
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Whoa, let me tell you something.
I'm funny and you dead.
(beep), you crazy, (beep), you got a booty tatted
in the middle of your forehead.
Hold on, Eman. (buzzer buzzes)
Hold on, Eman.
One thing, one thing, just to get this,
during "Asking All Them Questions,"
I took the wheel, you played the bitch.
(audience exclaims)
- Oh, you said he was cool.
(buzzer buzzes)
- Eman and Spoken Reasons, here we go.
You wanna tell the people why we never did another video?
Five years, tired of being merciful.
Nick, I know this is Wild Style,
but this one is personal, you feel me?
(audience exclaims)
- Talk your (beep).
- Y'all remember "Asking All Them Questions?"
You know it came with a big check,
until he snatched it from me.
Then he went missing and started acting funny.
He did a movie, doing comedy, you know acting funny.
To tell the truth, Nick,
I really wanna smack this dummy.
- Talk your (beep).
- Tell me to chill, "Questions" was small change,
I'm still spending "She Ratchet" money.
(audience exclaims)
Now listen, actually, I know you mad clueless.
The only reason why you on this show,
'cause my name was attached to it.
(audience exclaims)
So I'm gonna put you in your place,
your most viewed video shows nothing but my face.
(audience exclaims)
So tell the people right now
before I get mad and start to rise.
You got a chance to clear your name,
right now, (beep), apologize.
(audience applauding)
- Now, Eman, there's a lot of hostility in the room.
- That's a fact.
- We could start a fight.
I had to call your mama
to put you in your first video with me.
(beep), I put you on your first flight.
- Boy, we about to get on your ass.
(buzzer buzzes)
(audience laughing)
Boy, we about to get on your ass.
- Can I say something to you?
You're just one of a million loser dudes,
Black Lives Matter, but not so much you.
(audience laughing)
(bell dinging) (audience applauding)
♪ Yo, I came in the door, I said it before ♪
♪ I never let the black squad win no more ♪
♪ But here's something that's been bothering me to my core ♪
♪ Why the (beep) it ain't no Black people ♪
♪ On the "Jersey Shore" ♪
(audience applauding)
- Yo, yo, yo, yo.
♪ Yo, Nick, being a rapper wasn't in your plan ♪
♪ You got a better chance than Ron getting back with Sam ♪
(audience exclaims) (buzzer buzzes)
- You got a better chance of being on beat, mother (beep).
(audience laughing)
♪ Hey yo, Bobb'e, when I spit bars I never hesitate ♪
♪ Your body belongs on a wedding cake ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ That wedding cake joke was very wack ♪
♪ What you need to do if give Ronnie ♪
♪ His big ass shoulders back ♪
(audience laughing)
- Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, what up.
- Wait, I want that mother (beep)
that was talking (beep) before, this guy right here.
(audience exclaims)
You guys remember what he said before, right?
Yo, "Jersey Shore" is MTV's number one,
don't act like you don't know.
"Jersey Shore" is the reason
why all of you still have a show.
(audience exclaims)
(buzzer buzzes)
(audience laughing)
- You talk about "Jersey Shore," what is that about?
We the new MTV, welcome to "Wild'N Out!"
(audience applauding)
- Your topic is soul food.
- Let me get this soul food.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Your mama so silly, I kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Your mama so crazy, I kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Okay, boy, don't play me ♪
♪ I got your girl (beep) like gravy ♪
♪ Your mama ain't go far, she don't know my name ♪
♪ But her name is lame, her name is pain ♪
♪ Okay, blip, hold up, wimp ♪
♪ Look at your hair, look like burnt shrimp ♪
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is being naughty.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Yo, my name is The Rock and I'm in my 40s ♪
♪ I see the crowd and it's a lot of naughty shorties ♪
♪ Naughty shorties, well, I do that too ♪
♪ I got some (beep) in the middle of the school ♪
♪ Well, you're in the school, but I'm from old school ♪
♪ And I do this like I do ♪
♪ You do it like you do, well I do too ♪
♪ You may be old school, but the new school true ♪
♪ Well, let me tell you something, you little punk then ♪
(laughs) I'm out.
(bell dings) (audience applauding)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is fitness.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ We about that fitness, I'm staying in shape ♪
♪ I'm hitting that gym 'til I'm blue in the face ♪
♪ Blue in the face, yeah, all right ♪
- Yeah, all right?
- Yeah, all right.
(audience laughing)
♪ Yeah, all right, we gonna do it all night ♪
♪ ATL, we about to get hype ♪
♪ My man BlueFace got him on the 10 ♪
♪ Look, this (beep), I steal your dance ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
(bell dinging) (audience applauding)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- All right, your next topic is catfish.
♪ I clicked on her profile and look at her picture ♪
♪ She do not look like them, I think that she tricked me ♪
♪ You think that she tricked, well, that might be true ♪
♪ If you wanna find out, that's what I do ♪
♪ That's what you do, man, I already know ♪
♪ We on MTV just put me on your show ♪
♪ Come on my show, but I think that you know ♪
Hold on, I (beep) it up, wait.
(bell dings) (audience laughing)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪