You think a yellow rat is cute? Oh! (Ian) SHUT UP!!
I just went through puberty and this is my new voice.
(Slow voice) I just went through puberty and this is my new voice.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! - Hey man.
- What the hell is that thing? - Oh. He's my pet Pikachu. I found him digging in the trash outside. Say hi, Pikachu. - Ah..
Pikachu.
Dude, can you even imagine all the awesome things we could do with him? - Like what?
Like
have him make breakfast. My Pet
Pikachu!
Toast me, Pikachu! - Pikachu!
Awesome! - Quick! Egg me, Pikachu! - Pika.
- Awesome! - And I bet he'd be the best at waking me up for school. My Pet Pikachu!
(alarm clock beeping)
- Pika! - Ow! What the hell, Pikachu!? At least shock me somewhere that isn't my freaking face.
- Pika! - Ow, what?
That-- that actually didn't feel half bad. Again. - Pika! - Again. - Pika! - Again.
- Pika! - Again.
Oh!
I bet Pikachu would be great at unclogging my toilet. - My Pet Pikachu
Pikachu, use plunger attack!
Yeah! Plung it! Plung Harder! Plung it! You did it, Pikachu!
What? It worked didn't it? - Oh.
I bet he could help when I lose the remote. - My Pet Pikachu
I've disguised myself like a rock, Katniss. Do you love me?
Quick, change the channel, Pikachu. - Pika!
Quick! Neutralize the fire! Use discharge! - Gross. He has a move called
discharge?
- Can you just let me finish my fantasy?
Use discharge!
- Pikachu! - Hey, were you looking for this remote? 'Cause I... what is that?!
Just move out of the way.
No, dude. It's coming right at me! it's coming at me! It's coming. It won't stop coming!
Watch out.
NO! NOOOO!
Well, that sucked. Oh!
What if he helped me out on a date? - My Pet Pikachu!
- So you have a good time? - Let me just make this clear.
- You're weird. - Yeah. - You have hair shaped like a bowl. I know. - You have a really creepy stare. - What are you talking about?
And overall you're just really ugly. - It's not my fault. I got the ugly genes from my dad. Look.
Ugly, right? - Not to mention you take that stupid Pikachu with you everywhere you go. So did I have a good time? Uh, no not...
PikaCHU!! - (screaming)
Thanks, Pikachu.
Yep, this Pikachu is gonna change our lives.
Wait!
This Pikachu looks...
Familiar.
Oh my God, he's not a Pikachu. He's that bomb that stole my Pikachu costume!
Oh man, I'm gonna get so many chicks with this thing.
AH, AH AH!
SHANK'D!
DOUBLE SHANK'D!
Oh! We got shanked so hard!
(Slow voice) We got shanked so hard!
Ha ha ha!
This thing's so freakin' funny! - Yeah, shanks for the laugh!
To see bloopers and a naughty deleted clip, click the link in the description below. - We're spooning now.
Quick! Use subscribe attack!
It's super effective!