- It happened again.
Our Google searches got leaked,
and I don't know how this has happened
for the fourth time now.
- It's crazy. - It's insane.
- Yeah, we thought we'd get ahead of it.
We'd be the first to tell you
before you read it somewhere out on the internet.
And we're just gonna own up to it.
And we're gonna start off with Tommy.
- Yeah.
Is being gay gay derogatory?
- Ah. (all laughing)
- Growing up in Florida be like...
(all laughing)
- Fellas, is it gay gay derogatory?
- This is a genuine history question.
Did Gandhi ever jack off?
(crew members laughing)
Is it allow- Could he? Is it allowed?
- I don't see why not.
- Did he? It was inconclusive.
- I'm all for a Gandhi JO, you know?
- GJO.
- I just wanna know.
- [Ian] I'm all for it.
- And it's really healthy to JO, you know?
Otherwise you Gan-die.
- Oh!
- Will Mountain Dew Kickstart make my ball huge?
- Oh, singular. (all laughing)
- And that's not a typo. - Singular.
- The answer is no, by the way.
That actually did have a clear cut, just cold no.
Like, you know, it didn't even give me results.
It just said no.
Were you guys not told growing up that Mountain Dew
and Dr. Pepper would make your testicles shrink?
Not you, Kimmy.
- I'm told all the time.
(people laughing)
- It was always literally, like, it was like,
"Oh, don't drink Mountain Dew.
It'll reduce your sperm count."
Which as a sixth grader,
I don't think that was very important to me.
- Yeah. Yeah.
It was that and putting laptops on your lap,
which are my two favorite things to do.
- Small talk topics that aren't bummers.
(people laugh)
- How'd that go? - Did you learn?
- There was a lot of pointers in there, but I don't agree.
I think, you know, sometimes it's fun
to just hit them with some Titanic facts.
Or Challenger explosion's always a great opener.
- So diarrhea in the club strategies.
This is what that was. Don't worry about it.
- So did you find any sort of strategies that helped?
- Mostly it was just run- get out of there.
- Yeah.
- Just get out of there.
Also, holding a mop behind you
as you run away is a really good-
- Oh, clean up as you go. - Clean up as you go.
- Very fair.
This one is Irvine Bigfoot encounter uncensored.
- Oh. (people laughing)
- Apparently was just a really big dog.
- Oh, got it. - That's what happened.
- When they stand on their hind legs,
it's confusing. - It's pretty intimidating.
- I will say the ring he gave you is really pretty
and congratulations, again.
- Thank you.
(laughs) Thank you. (Shayne laughing)
- Is, "Hey girl, do you like candy?
Because I'm a mini Eminem," a good pickup line?
(all laughing) Yeah. Yeah.
I thought it was a pretty good line.
- [Kimmy] It worked.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Yeah, you guys are all nodding.
- Sure. Yeah. - Yeah.
- I see nothing wrong with it.
- Movies, movies, movies. I love-a-da-movies.
(all laughing)
You know, I've kind of made my way through American movies,
made my way through Korean movies.
I'm really trying to get into Italian movies,
so I thought that by Googling that
it would give me some Fellini or something like that.
- How would I know if I have smoof brain
or scary lumpy brain?
Me me thought good question, ask Google.
(people laughing)
Sometime square paper, big, long words in paper.
I can't open or look at.
- This one. Why's Smosh called that?
(Shayne laughing)
I've been working here for four years now,
and I didn't know.
Don't you think...
Why is Smosh called that?
- Why did you do that?
- I mean, I Googled it, but nothing really came up.
- So you should know.
What do you think it is?
- Tiny little stroke. Just a tiny little stroke.
- Seeing why's without the apostrophe
is giving me a tiny stroke.
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
- Disneyland Rise of the Resistance height requirement.
(people laughing)
- That's hilarious.
(people laughing)
That's so funny.
- This was a bitter pill to swallow.
(people laughing)
- War crimes fancam.
- Ian!
- Can we say that?
- Ian!
Why would you Google that, you sick freak?
- Look, when you sync it with BLACKPINK,
it actually rocks, okay?
(all laugh)
♪ How you like that, da, da, da, da ♪
You know?
- Sure.
- All right, sorry.
- Okay, so here's where I Googled hi-fi beats to cry to.
Yeah, I look for something that's a little more intense
so that I have no room to think.
Just cry.
- Just cry. - Just cry.
- Good cry beats.
Hats for wrestler wives.
- I imagine just like the Kentucky Derby.
- I want everyone to know.
I want everyone to know.
- When will my husband come home from wrestle?
- How to make myself look even dumber.
You know. - It's hard.
- It's a form of self-improvement.
- I like your hair.
(people laughing)
- I won't say what came up, but you know.
Maybe the results speak for themselves.
- Yeah.
Ooh! Movies, movies, movies.
Oh, boy. Do I love-a-dose movies!
Yeah, 'cause I didn't really get many results the last one.
I thought maybe I didn't put enough zhuzh on it.
- Yeah. Did it work that time?
- No. No, it didn't.
- I'm sorry.
- Aw. - Aw.
The best Kevin.
- Did he pop up?
- Shockingly, he did not pop up.
- That's so rude!
- Who'd you get?
- Costner?
- This one.
(all laughing)
- That is the best Kevin. - Which I agree.
He is the best Kevin.
- This one, obvious question.
(beep) (beep) (beep) ass tit bitch
(beep) (beep) (beep) (beep) (beep) (beep) (beep) (beep)
(beep) (beep) (beep).
(all applaud)
So everyone heard that at home, right? (laughs)
- Were you trying to look up the song
"(beep) (beep) (beep) (beep) (beep) (beep)
tits fart turd and (beep)"?
(all applaud)
Is that what you were trying to look up?
- Yeah, this was my iteration of it.
- No, that's good.
- I thought it was a nice- - It's a pretty good one.
- A nice remix to ignition.
- "Neon Genesis Evangelion" huge (beep) tits robot?
Question mark? (all laugh)
So it turns out, I was thinking of a different show.
(Shayne laughs)
You know, it wasn't what I wanted to see,
but I'm glad I saw it.
- Did it make your ball grow?
- Make ball grow.
(people laugh)
- What does breast milk actually taste like?
- [Shayne] Yeah! (people laugh)
- Never found out, huh?
- I mean, y'all.
I can't be the only one that's curious, right?
(people laugh)
I don't remember what my life was when I was two.
Or when do you stop-
- Two?
- When do you stop breastfeeding?
- Two!
- I'm not around kids that much.
- Good.
That would actually be a funny like,
"Oh, okay. What age do you talk? What age do you walk?
What age do you stop drinking breast milk?"
I would have no idea.
- Yeah, I'm just gonna say two across the board.
(all laugh)
- Is that what it was for you?
- I don't know.
I don't remember anything before the age of 15.
(people laugh)
- Can I...
Stop. (laughs) Why is mine-
- Just say it, Tommy. You're the one that Googled it.
- I can't.
- This is embarrassing.
- Can I still go swimming after eating ass?
I know the doctors say you're supposed
to wait a little bit of time.
- 30 minutes.
- 69 minutes.
- I'm all full of that sweet hole.
(people laugh)
Am I gonna get a tummy ache?
- It's like Schrodinger's meal.
- (laughs) Spencer!
(people laugh)
I ended up getting a tummy ache, by the way.
- You did? Aw.
- Oh, does your tummy hurt from eating ass?
(all laugh)
- So those were our leaks.
I can't believe it happened again.
I hope it doesn't happen again.
We need cyber security team
or something on our Google searches.
This is crazy.
But if it does happen again,
is there anyone you'd wanna see get...
Who do you wanna see?
Whose Google searches would you like to witness?
'Cause we all got weird brains.
- Yeah, what else do you want us to leak?
Or what would you want us to not leak?
- What do you wanna not see? Yeah, totally.
What do you absolutely not wanna see?
- And whose ass should I eat before swimming laps?
(all laugh)
- Drop it in the comments. Let us know.
- Emeril Lagasse.
Bam!
- All right, bye.