- I want reparations for Iggy Azalea's
entire existence, definitely.
(funky music)
- When white people try to relate
by saying something unrelateable.
- When a person of color or someone with a unique name
does not get fair or equal treatment in terms of a job.
- So many things, there's so many things.
- To generalize it, it's the micro-aggressions
against African American males, including myself.
- My God!
I saw Dream Girls and it was really amazing.
- All of the awkward potlucks I've had to go to
with weird potato salad and just unseasoned everything.
- Every time I had to explain why something was racist.
- Every time a magazine acts like corn rows
are a brand new trend.
- I would love to have free haircuts for all eternity.
Every other week.
- Apple TV.
- Obama to be president for life.
- Land in Central Park
that I can develop and own.
- Unlimited Netflix subscription.
- I would like the return of Yo! MTV Raps.
- Apple stocks for one dollar a share.
- Lifetime supply of whatever weave Beyonce uses, and Drake.
Can I have Drake?
- Check back in an hour, I will have tons more stuff.
(laughs)