>> WHOA! ♪♪♪
>> HA, HA, HA. TEACHER FELL DOWN.
>> ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH, BECAUSE YOU REALLY FELL
DOWN THERE. >> YOU NEED LIKE HELP?
>> NO, NO. IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.
HOW VERY FUNNY. TEACHER'S ON THE GROUND.
LIKE A SILLY LITTLE GIRL. WELL, I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL AND
I DIDN'T FALL. >> YES, YOU DID.
YOU NEED HELP UP THOUGH? >> NO, NO.
WE'RE STAYING IN THIS. I GOT A HUNCH.
NO PSYCHOLOGISTS. >> YO, THIS IS DRIVER'S ED.
>> BUT MAYBE YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID.
TEACHER'S ON THE GROUND. EVERYTHING'S DIFFERENT.
ARE WE OKAY? >> YEAH, WE'RE GOOD.
BUT ARE YOU OKAY? >> WELL, BECAUSE I TRIPPED
BECAUSE I WAS TEACHING TOO FAST. YOU REMEMBER HOW FAST IT WAS.
>> I THINK YOU DIDN'T REALIZE YOUR SHOOLS WERE HEALIES.
>> SAY WHAT NOW? >> THOSE ARE SNEAKERS WITH
WHEELS IN THEM. >> IMPOSSIBLE!
>> WHEELIES ARE LIKE SNEAKERS WITH WHEELS IN THEM.
>> IMPOSSIBLE, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS!
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS ALL VERY FUNNY RIGHT NOW
BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE FUNNY IF IT TURNS OUT I'VE GOT TWO
BROKEN LEGS. AND I'M IN A FULL BOTTOM MERMAID
CAST, WHEELED AROUND IN A TRASH BIN, COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN
STINKY TRASH. THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
>> I THINK THAT IS FUNNY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU LAUGH IT UP. LAUGH AWAY LIKE THIS IS SOME
EPISODE OF "FRIEND." >> DO YOU MEAN "FRIENDS"?
>> I DON'T KNOW MOVIES! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I CAN'T TAKE THIS. I'VE GOT TO HELP HER.
>> HALT! I CAN TEACH FROM THE GROUND.
YES, I CAN. LET'S PLACE OUR HANDS ON THE
WHEEL NOW. REMEMBER, HOW OLD ARE MY KIDS,
10 AND 2. OH!
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, DEAR GOD, TEACHER FELL MORE.
>> IT'S HONESTLY NOT THAT DIFFERENT.
YOUR LIKE 3 INCHES LOWER. >> WHAT AM I DOING?
I'M ON THE GROUND. I WAY TOO LONG.
THIS IS WHERE I BELONG. THEY ALWAYS SAID I WAS TOO
FRAIL, WOULDN'T LIVE PAST 3, AND I WERE I HADN'T.
>> OH, NO, DON'T TELL US THAT. THAT'S ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE.
ONCE AT MY OWN WEDDING. AND A THOUSAND OTHER TIMES.
>> STOP SHARING. >> MY EX-HUSBAND USED TO TELL
ME, GAIL, YOU TOO WEAK! GAIL, YOU'RE TOO CLUMSY!
GAIL, THOSE SHOES HAVE WHEELS? PUT THAT PHONE AWAY!
>> YO, I'M CALLING THE NURSE. >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS
GOOD. FILM THIS!
FILM THIS! HELLO!
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SEE TEACHER, WHO USED TO LORD OVER YOU WITH
SUCH POWER, FALLING DOWN. KNOWING YOU CAN GET UP AND KICK
HER! YOU CAN STEP ON HER!
COME ON NOW, TAKE A WIZ ON TEACHER.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD!
>> GET UP, YOU. SPIT IN MY HAIR.
>> OKAY -- >> NO!
>> SHE SAID TO! >> LOOK AT US.
THE WORLD'S GOING TOPSY-TURVY AND SO HAVE WE.
WE'RE ALL HERE AND WE'RE ALL LAUGHING LIKE CATS.
YOU OUGHT TO TRY IT, FALLING DOWN.
YOU SEE THE WORLD DIFFERENTLY DOWN HERE.
YOU REALIZE HOW SMALL WE ARE, AND HOW BIG THE FLOOR IS.
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, I'VE LEARNED MY
LESSON. SOMEONE HELP ME UP.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THEY'VE LEFT.
I GUESS SCHOOL IS OVER. WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, THERE'S
A WHEEL IN MY SHOE! WHAT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]