OH, OH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I LOVE YOUR EXCITEMENT.
I KNOW WHY YOU'RE EXCITED.
IT'S -- THAT'S RIGHT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WELL, IT'S ALMOST THAT TIME OF
YEAR.
ISN'T IT?
YOU CAN FEEL IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THE INAUGURATION OF DONALD J.
TRUMP.
THIS IS EXCITING.
THE PRESIDENT-ELECT HAS CHOSEN WHO WILL SING THE NATIONAL
ANTHEM AT HIS INAUGURATION, AND I CAN REVEAL THAT IT'S GOING TO
BE JACKIE EVANCHO.
YEAH, I KNOW.
EVEN SCOTT BAIO WAS LIKE, "WHO?" JUST TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY,
16-YEAR-OLD JACKIE EVANCHO WAS ON THE FIFTH SEASON OF
"AMERICA'S GOT TALENT," AND SHE WAS THE RUNNER-UP THAT YEAR.
IT SEEMS LIKE A NATURAL CHOICE, BECAUSE IF YOU GO BY POPULAR
VOTE, TRUMP WAS ALSO THE RUNNER-UP FOR PRESIDENT.
SO SHE WAS THE RUNNER-UP SINGER ON "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT."
BUT NOW SHE'S THE NUMBER ONE SINGER ON "AMERICA'S GOT
PROBLEMS."
OH, AND THIS IS NICE.
THIS IS NICE.
I HEARD SHE'S GOING TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BOTH IN ENGLISH
AND IN RUSSIAN.
YOU'RE ALL SCARED.
LOTS OF NEWS FROM SWEDEN TODAY.
GUYS, THIS IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
IN SWEDEN, THEY BURN WASTE IN GIGANTIC STATE-OF-THE-ART
RECYCLING PLANTS AND USE THAT ENERGY FOR HEAT.
IT'S REALLY COOL BUT THERE'S ONE PROBLEM.
THEY'VE RUN OUT OF TRASH AND THEY'RE HAVING TO IMPORT IT FROM
OTHER COUNTRIES.
SO TO KEEP THEIR ECONOMY RUNNING, THEY HAVE TO IMPORT
TRASH.
KIND OF LIKE CANCUN DOES EVERY YEAR DURING SPRING BREAK.
SWEDEN IS AMAZING.
IT'S INCREDIBLE.
THE PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL, THEY HAVE NO TRASH, THEIR FISH EVEN
TASTE LIKE CANDY.
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS THERE.
THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO THAT ENTIRE COUNTRY IS WHEN THE
BAND ABBA BROKE UP.
AND IF YOU WANT MORE EVIDENCE OF HOW GREAT SWEDEN IS, IT WAS
REPORTED THIS WEEK THAT ARTISTS OVER THERE ARE CREATING TINY
-- I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS.
THE ARTISTS ARE CREATING TINY STORES JUST BIG ENOUGH FOR MICE.
THEY'VE BEEN POPPING UP EVERYWHERE.
IT'S SO ADORABLE.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK, NOW, LOOK.
ZOOM IN.
NOW, LOOK, THAT'S REAL, REG!
ISN'T IT?
LOOK THAT THE ONE LOOK HOW ROMANTIC THIS IS, LOOK!
LOOK!
THIS REALLY BEGS THE QUESTION, WHY THE HELL AM I NOT LIVING IN
SWEDEN?
THEY COULDN'T DO THAT IN NEW YORK.
IN NEW YORK CITY, THE RENT ON ONE OF THOSE PLACES WOULD BE
$4000 A MONTH.
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE DOING MUCH ADVERTISING.
I GUESS IT'S MOSTLY WORD-OF-MOUSE.
SORRY FOR THAT I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
I APOLOGIZE.
I'M SORRY FOR THAT JOKE.
WE HAD OUR HOLIDAY PARTY LAST NIGHT.
OUR WRITERS CAME IN ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
ONE OF THEM EVEN SLEPT HERE.
GENUINELY.
I'M NOT JOKING.
HE SLEPT IN THIS STUDIO.
THESE SHOPS ARE CUTE, BUT I HAVE A FEELING SOMETHING MORE
DIABOLICAL IS BEHIND THEM.
CAN WE GET A LOOK AT THE CONTRACTOR WHO BUILT THESE?
I APOLOGIZE.