Hey Shelby, I was wondering-
NO, I'm not gonna go to prom with you Barry!
Hey Shelby, were you in history on Monday?
No Jared, I'm not gonna go to prom with you.
Wha- I just needed homework--
Take a hint.
[SCREAMS] Help, I broke my leg...
Eww, Nathan, I'm not gonna go to prom with you. Gross.
What? No! I need an ambulance!!
Jesus, ask Sarah Beckett or whatever.
I-I think I cut an artery. I-I'm bleeding it out.
What do I wear?
Pink?? No.
Oh, what if I do strapless? No! Screw it! I'll wear jeans and make a statement! No, that's lame!! AH! EVERYONE'S GONNA HATE YOU!!
I WANNA DIE!!
Do I do the black tux? Yeah, black tux it is.
Are you ready milady?
Oh, Liam! I am!
Off we go.
Hey, I'm here to pick you up. I mean, my mom is. You know, I had a corsage but my St. Bernard ate it.
Do you have any pets, cause I hope not because if you got a cat, I'm like deathly allergic. This one time I--
Come on honey! Oh yeah, we gotta go.
Um I hope they don't have to many strobe lights because if they have strobe lights
I have a risk of getting a seizure--
Already put the money down for the photographer. (inaudible) Oh my gosh! Darling, you look amazing!
I would've worn something just like that, had I gone to prom.
Do you mind if I try that on?
Jake, don't you think I should try that dress on? I mean I... Yeah, don't be silly. I'm gonna try that dress on.
How do I look?
Oh, great. Well then... Jake. Let's go.
Wait, where are you going? Um, the prom. But that's my date!
MOM! Stop smothering me!
Jake come on!
U-uh, bye?
Are you okay? It's just so awkward with that chaperone watching us. Don't mind me!
I'm just here to keep an eye on things! 12 inches apart.
That dancing is too sexual. You guys are gonna remember this night forever. This is so weird. Don't look at each other!!
You smell like pot. What's the deal??
Have I ever told you how beautiful you are? Oh, Liam!
...And so basically while you're moving around the map applying pressure and managing your own resources,
your opponent has to go and try to stop you and--
Did you wanna go dance?
No, I usually hang by the snacks at parties.
And so basically it's really really fun, kind of like this prom,
And you're trying to get at their nexus(?) and they don't know what to do cause you're so good!
Hey, Jake. I heard you brought your mom to prom.
Hoo, that's a good one Trent.
But I think you misunderstood. See, I brought your mom to prom. Hi, honey!
Isn't this fun?
MOM?!
I'll see you on the dance floor, honey. Let's go, Jake.
If you're ready to have a good time say YEAH!!
You suck! Are you ready? One, two! I gotta feeling!
*weird singing*
You suck!
And tonight's prom king is... Trent Wilcox!
And his prom queen is... TRENT'S MOM!!
WHAT? NO!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
All my dreams are coming true!
Tonight was amazing. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met.
Are those fireworks? Perhaps. Or it's just the love in my heart exploding.
*sneezes* I'm so sorry! Oh, no, I have a boner!! Oh my God!!
What the hell's going on out here?! Nothing sir, we promise!
Do you have a boner?! Does he have a boner?!
OH I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Rebecca, stand back, I'm gonna kill this man!
*distressed shouts*