[laughing]
The Mitten!
[clearing throat]
I mean, the Mitten.
That ride's for babies.
Yeah, let's ride it just to see how babyfied it is.
[music playing]
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
[screaming]
[moaning]
[snapping]
I guess that ride was too much for the little guy.
Hi.
How are you?
[screaming]
SpongeBob, you're back to your square shape.
Wow! I guess Squidward normal looks scared me
back to my original form. Thanks, buddy.
Ya saved my life.
Wonderful weather we're having, hmm?
It's sure is, buddy.
[screaming]
What is it now, boy? [screaming]
Whenever I blink, I see nothing but the darkness.
Then don't blink.
Brilliant idea, Mr. Krabs.
Yes, it's working.
[screaming]
SpongeBob, that's enough.
We got 50 orders to fill.
I have an idea.
Really? What is it?
Let's leave.
But the door is locked,
and the only way out is through the perfume department.
Let's do it.
[panting, spraying]
[coughing, spraying]
[spraying]
[coughing]
[spraying]
[coughing]
[spraying]
[groaning]
[gasping]
I always hate going in there.
Mrs. Puff, why have you taken me to this rather remote
and slightly scary landscape?
To overcome your fears, silly.
It's not working.
Here we are.
But where are we?
This old abandoned road is the perfect venue
for your driving test.
Driving test?!
That's right.
[Mr. Krabs groaning]
Oh my gosh! A floating shopping list!
[screaming]
I'm not a shopping list, I'm a ghost.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Howdy, kids.
AH! Crawly clown! Crawly clown!
[screaming]
[laughing]
You understand girls, for posterity.
Prepare for long, merciless whoopin'.
Mm-mm. My favorite.
[groaning]
[laughing]
By the powers of naughtiness,
I command this particular drop of hot sauce
to be really, really hot.
[gasping] Sandy, wait.
Victory is yours.
SpongeBob, I'm afraid our worst fears
have been realized.
Goofy Goober is going non-dairy?
No.
Ooh [unintelligible]
If you think I'll let go just for a little...
Educational television?! Oh no!
[screaming]
Looks like that got rid of him.
What's going on?
Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties.
There, there. I'm sure it's nothing
that getting back to work won't solve.
Here's your spatuler.
Spatuler.
- And here's the grill. - Grill.
And here are some fresh Krabby-
[screaming]
Hmm. There may be a problem after all.
Now collect your things and move to the available desk
in the back of the room.
But- Me? But why?
Because the big fat meanie said so. Now go.
Thanks a lot, Patrick.
Sure thing, buddy.
I guess I could be a good noodle from back here.
Now, as I was saying, when turning left...
It's so hard to hear.
What kind of student sits back here anyway?
"School is for chumps."
Where am I?
I know, Chip,
if it was me out there bagged by an ape,
Patrick and Sandy would risk anything to save me.
And I've got to do the same for them.
If I don't come back, Chip take good care of Gary.
Meow.
Well, here I go from the safety of my home to the outside world.
I'm taking my first step. So far, so good.
I think I can do this.
No! Oh, dear Neptune! Get off of me!
Get off of me!
Chip, help me! Help me!
[grunting]
Oh, boy. Looks like I'm taking my career to new heights.
[laughing]
Alright, chimney, prepare to be swept.
[laughing]
There ya are.
Good as new.
[humming]
Whoa!
[gasping]
Hold on, Patty! I got you!
[screaming]
[groaning]
Okay, SpongeBob, time to come back down
and get to work so I can garnish your wages
for wasting that patty!
Oh.
[groaning]
[screaming]
SpongeBob?
You know, I think I'll just stay up here a while.
It's such a nice day and all.
It's Patrick. I'm gonna scare him.
It's my turn.
Rar!
Hey ya, SpongeBob.
[screaming]
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare ya.
Why can't I be frightening for once?!
Where's my chance?
[clearing throat]
Well, SpongeBob?
Do you have your oral report ready?
- Huh? - The assignment I gave you.
The one where you talk in front of the class.
Oh, yeah, of course I'm ready.
I can do it.
Um...
Uh, no. Oh, no.
[screaming]
Sandy! Sandy save us!
[screaming]
What the-?
Whoa there. Calm down. Tell me what happened.
SpongeBob and I are being chased by a savage beast.
And he's gonna eat us!
Oh, no, he ain't.
[screaming]
There it is!
[laughing] This little guy?
Why, he's just a harmless little cricket.
He's a land creature just like me.
Poor thing must've gotten lost.
He's not gonna hurt you. See?
[SpongeBob] What could be in that box
that Patrick doesn't want me to see?
Maybe it's the world's only albino jellyfish.
Or maybe Patrick's a master jewel thief,
and it's full of diamonds.
Or maybe Patrick's a deranged maniac
who keeps his victim's severed heads in a box.
Or even worse,
maybe it's an embarrassing snapshot of me
from the Christmas party.
[screaming]
I'm gonna find out what's in that secret box.
Oh, well, here comes the man of the hour.
He's been talking all day about playing
with his little cousin again.
He mentioned something about jumping rope
with you like the old days.
[stomping]
Did you come here to quiver like a jellyfish,
or did you come to wrestle?
To quiver.
I always knew you were a little man.
Prepare to relive your past in the present.
[laughing]
Come on, little Bobby, don't let him beat you.
You've got to stand up for yourself this time.
That's it!
I am not gonna take this anymore!
I am putting my foot down!
You wanna tussle?! Well, let's tussle it up!
[screaming]
Cousin BlackJack?
In the living flesh.
[grunting]
I'll just fearlessly lead the way.
[screaming] Snakes!
Those are streamers, fool.
Maybe I'll just stay up here.
Keep an eye out for any other creepies.
SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.
Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?
Uh, one Monster Krabby Patty.
Monster Krabby Patty?
Oh dear Neptune.
Oh, boy.
We can do this.
At the count of three, we flip.
Ready? One, two, three.
Spat? [screaming]
I'm a good noodle.
You'll get this star back when you earn it.
No!
[screaming]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What if mom is a robot?
What if Uncle Sherm is a robot?
What if Gary is a robot?
Gary?
Pssh. Gary? Gare-Bear? [Gary snoring]
Meow.
Gary, if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right?
Meow.
I got nothing to worry about.
And now to get a good night's sleep.
[snoring]
[screaming]
Taking out the trash. Taking out the trash.
You mean outside?
That's where the dumpster is. Yes.
I don't know, Squidward. It's kind of dark out there.
But I thought you liked the night shift.
You're right. For the Krusty Krab!
[screaming]
[heavy panting]
Piece of cake.
From now on, I am on around the clock butt patrol.
Hey, step away from the backside.
I'm warning you.
What's your problem?
That was close.
Hey, SpongeBob, why don't you join us?
We need an extra player.
Nice catch, Percy.
Hey, SpongeBob, you gotta try this, dude.
We've finally got enough people
for a seven mile spanking machine. Ha!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Next!
[screaming]
Is this where the line starts?
We-whoo! We-whoo! We-whoo!
SpongeBob, I see 'em.
Where is he, Patrick?
At the intersection of Conch and Coral.
That's where I am.
He's right on top of me, but I can't see him.
What's he doing?
He's just standing there.
Menacingly.
Get out of there, SpongeBob!
[screaming]
That's his maniac shriek. He's going to attack!
He's acting all crazy. Run!
Hide behind that building.
No, he's behind that building!
Oh, quick, hide behind that street sign.
No wait!
The maniac just went behind that sign.
Oh, quick, get under the street light.
No, wait! He's there too! Run for you life!
[sighing]
[CB connection breaking up]
Say again, deputy.
The maniac's in the mailbox.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Trick or treat.
[screaming]
It's okay, son.
That's just SpongeBob ScaredyPants.
[screaming]
Halloween ScaredyPants. [laughing]
The name's SquarePants.
The doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place.
It can't be as horrible as the suds.
[sneezing]
Oh, it is, SpongeBob.
Well, first, they make you sit in the waiting room.
Is that the horrible part, Patrick?
No, it gets worse.
They make you read old magazines.
Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.
No!
Yes. It's a device so sinister,
so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh, it... psssss.
[screaming]
No! No! No stethoscope! No doctor!
No old magazines! No pssss scope!
Patrick, I don't wanna go to the doctor.
Dear, diary.
Not sure if I can trust any vehicle.
Run for it as soon as the coast is clear.
[screaming]
[panting]
Huh?
We're back Wormy.
Wormy! Wormy!
Wormy.
Where's Wormy? What's that thing?
He's got to be in here.
I think something bad happened to Wormy.
He left his best friend ribbon behind.
[buzzing]
[screaming]
What is that thing?
I don't know, Patrick, but whatever it is,
it must've eaten Wormy!
Why does this keep happening to me?!
Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try,
everybody scares me.
Meow.
Well, I'm sick of it.
No more ScaredyPants.
[screaming]
SpongeBob, this isn't just any road.
It's a ten lane intertidal seaway!
Shu-ven-tah-dil-in-chi-huh?!
Stay calm, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob? SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob! Remember your mantra?
Right. "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the-"
[gasping]
[honking]
I can't even see the road!
SpongeBob!
Give me the wheel, SpongeBob.
Oh, dear! He's completely frozen up.
[honking]
Fiddlesticks!
[honking]
And he's been with me for such a long time now.
[giggling] I have.
But I'm afraid I'm going to have to let the little guy go today.
Yep, he's going to have to- What?!
Let the little guy go?
Little guy, who's the little guy?
Must be either me or- [gasping]
Squidward.
What do you think you're doing?
Oh, just seeing which one of us is the little guy.
And it looks like it is you.
No, I'm not.
Squidward, wait!
We haven't measured with my legs at full extension yet.
I don't care!
Now get back in the kitchen.
You'll care when you find out
what's going happen to little guy!
Whoa!
Oh, who am I kidding?
I need to face the facts.
Face the fact that I'm the little guy.
And Mr. Krabs is letting me go today.
Krabs is letting you go today? [laughing]
As in, I won't have to work with you ever again?
[laughing]
Goodbye, Krusty Krab.