(dramatic music)
(hip hop beat)
- [Narrator] On this episode of "How Far is Tattoo Far?"
best friends Mondo and Matt call
each other out for their shady behavior.
They've been friends for a long time.
- How'd you meet? What's goin' on?
- We met at football practice in high school.
- Very first day I ever met him, he beat me up.
- [Snooki] Oh my god, bully. - It's football.
- Do you still pick on Mondo?
- Oh yeah.
- [Nico] For what?
- He's a dumb ass.
- [Narrator] But things between them have been tense.
- When Matt hit the gym, everything started
to change with his personality.
'Roid rages, "Yo what are you doing?
"You're embarrassing me."
Bring it down, bro.
- How much time are you spending in the gym a week?
- Six to seven days a week.
- [Nico] Six to seven?
- I'm a fitness competitor, I'm also a fitness model.
- (bleep) steroids.
- No.
- No juice?
- Diet, hard work, dedication.
It's all about, you know, the look.
- [Narrator] Despite the drama,
they still respect bro code or so they say.
- [Snooki] Are you in relationships?
- Single as a Pringle.
- [Snooki] Single? - [Nico] Both of you?
- Yeah.
- Do you guys have bro code?
Like you don't step on each other's toes with girls?
- Of course.
- I'm here today to draw the line
and let everyone know the true meaning of bro code.
My best friend betrayed me
with my ex-girlfriend and he's gonna pay for it.
- Woo, good luck Mondo.
- [Narrator] It's time for these guys to get their tattoos.
(tattoo machine buzzer)
- [Tattoo Artist] This is horrible.
- Mother (bleep).
- This is probably more just pranking
more than just like a seriousness, you know.
- [Matt] I mean, he's definitely gonna be upset.
- [Narrator] Ready for the reveal?
Buckle up, no seriously.
- Dun dun dun dun.
- Is this what you do when you get nervous?
- Yeah, I just can't stop.
- Look like a dumb ass.
- Ooh.
- Can you just tell Mondo what your intentions
were with this tattoo?
- Mondo did something that definitely goes against bro code
and he's never gonna do it again after he sees this.
- I'm curious to see what it is.
I don't know what I did against bro code.
- It's awful.
(suspenseful music)
- What the (bleep)?
- DMs?
- Mmm.
- What'd you put that on me for?
- Sliding into the DMs and getting rejected.
So I was given some information about a year ago--
- From?
- My ex-girlfriend.
- Okay.
- You slid into her DMs asking her to get drinks
and I'm wondering why.
- I thought she was trying to make you jealous
by hitting me up.
- But it was you that hit her up.
- Hell, I don't know what to tell you man.
I'm innocent, nothing happened.
- [Narrator] A year is a long time to hold that--
- Yeah, why didn't you just
say something to him? - How'd you hold that
in for a year?
- It's about the principle that
loyalty and this stuff he claims to be
that he would come out and say something,
still hasn't happened so that
kinda makes it a little worse.
- That tattoo better be a reminder
and if you break bro code again, this friendship's over.
- I'll let you know immediately next time.
- Thank you.
- All right, that's if you can
get a girlfriend after you see yours.
- Wow.
- On that note, you're up.
- [Snooki] I'm scared for this one.
- [Nico] I don't think I've actually
been more scared for a tattoo.
- I think the Hulk's gonna come out.
It's like the worst tattoo you can imagine.
(dramatic music)
- All right, Tiffany.
- Oh dude that's so bad.
- All right buddy, I'm regretting it a little now.
- You are? - (laughs)
- [Snooki] Matt, what's going through your head right now?
How are you feelin'? - I'm gonna kill him,
I already know it.
- What the (bleep)?
Oh my god.
- [Snooki] (screams)
Jesus (bleep).
- [Tiffany] Oh my god.
(grunting)
- [Snooki] Oh my god.
- We got him. Come this way.
- [Snooki] Jesus (bleep).
(bleep)
- You need a medic, for sure.
- [Snooki] Oh my god.
- I gave him the tattoo just to remind him to relax
but what he did today proved your tattoo to be correct.
- He went behind my back and (bleep) me over.
Come out.
- He's not coming back here right now.
- I literally (bleep) hate this tattoo.
I do not do steroids, I work hard
for this body every single day.
I would like to know why he would take this route.
This is definitely it for us for now.
I need a lot of space from that dude
or I'm gonna kill him.
- End of the episode, we're done.
- [Snooki] Oh my god.
- [Narrator] After all that, is there any way
these guys can be bros again?
- As you can see, we're still friends again.
Turns out my ex was lying, she did play us both.
- Hashtag innocent.
You know, I am actually sorry
for you giving you the tattoo
because if you were on steroids,
you would be a lot bigger.
- (bleep) up.