Moon: Okay everybody it's morning time so goodbye!
Thomas: Bye!
Sun: Hey everyone, let's get this day on the way.
Moon: Just kidding everyone, look it's Moon, Moon's back!
Sun: Moon, it's the daytime, what are you doing--?
Thomas: Moon!
Sun: What, it's the-- it's the daytime!
Moon: Hey, Sun! It's bright out here but I love it!
Thomas: And we love you!
Sun: BUT THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!!!
Phone: Would you like to try our new pasta, with kale?
Thomas: That sounds terrible.
Phone: It comes with a side of garlic bread with--
Thomas: I'll have two orders of that and...
Mom: Mashed potatoes sound good?
Thomas: You know I hate those.
Mom: Garlic mashed potatoes?
Thomas: You know I love those.
Terrence: Look I just came over here to hang out, now you about to get me killed.
Thomas: Relax, you got the stuff?
Terrence: Yes, I got it. I don't know why you told me to grab this.
Thomas: Toss it over.
Thomas: I got it.
Terrence: What are you doing?
[loud sawing sound]
Thomas: There we go, let's go!
Terrence: Oh what did you do?!
Main Story: Excuse me, it's been like 10 hours. Are you ever gonna get back to me?
Thomas: Yup, almost done over here.
Side Quest: Keep making those pies!
Main Story: Yeah, but I mean like the world is in danger, your friends still need saving
and this dude's asking you to like, what, open his shop?
Side Quest: But this is important!
Main Story: Yeah sure it is.
Thomas: Almost done!
Main Story: Great.
Thomas: Almost...
Main Story: Okay.
Thomas: Aaaannnnddd, done!
Side Quest: Thank ya!
New Side Quests: Hello there!
-Help!
-There's a large tree blocking my way.
-[British accent] Would you help find my dog?
-[Southern accent] Now there are some imps attacking my knee.
Thomas: Just a few more minutes okay? Sorry, you understand.
Main Story: What the [bleeped by various video game sounds]
Voiceover: The all new 2018 Vroom Vroom Supreme™ is so luxurious, and so smooth,
you'll hardly notice not a single other car seems to be present on the road.
Or that you seem to be in the middle of nowhere.
Why do all car commercials look like this?
Oh well. At least the car looks good, right?
Thomas: WHERE IS EVERYBODY???
[sighs]
Hey, Sleep? Sleep: What?
Thomas: You gonna...come to bed? Pretty soon?
Sleep: Why? Thomas: 'cause I-I need...slee--
Sleep: Okay, YOU need to back the eff up because, T.B.H., you're gettin' a little clingy and it's Not a good look on you, sweetie.
[alarm beeping]
Sleep: Hey, where are you going? Thomas: I...have to get up.
Sleep: Really? You're like leaving after, like, three hours? Of us being together?
Like I-I don't wanna call you selfish...but you basically hate me, and I don't even know why I try.
I don't even know why I try anymore. I d--
Thomas: Okaaay...
[electric/popping noises]
Thomas: Woah woah woah woah woah woah!
Sid from Ice A-- I mean Microwave: Now what are you doin'? Did you hear the beep? Did it sound like it was done?
Feel that! Tell me what temperature that is!
Thomas: It's...still cold, yeah.
Terrifying Microwave: That's right, cold! So you put it back in there and wait fer the beep!
Thomas: Alright, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Whatever...
[popping/electric sounds continue] Terrifying Microwave: GAAAAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU MONSTER?!? STOP IT NOW, *STOP IT NOW!*
Now hun, what did I just tell you about waitin' fer the beep? C'mon, it is not that hard, precious. Come on.
Thomas: Hey, who is that dude I saw you talking to earlier?
Dominic: Uhh...it was no one. It was just a boyfriend.
Thomas: Oh, yeah? Yeah? "Just a boyfriend"?
Dominic: Uh, yeah. We just started dating.
Thomas: Well, he'd better just be a boyfriend because I'm your BEST friend, and last time I checked, I don't think you were looking for another best friend.
Dominic: I'm not! Thomas: If you're just dating him, if it's strictly romantic, then...cool.
Dominic: That's all it is. Thomas: It just seemed like, uh, you were talking to him like he was like a best friend, um, so--
Dominic: That's not what it was. Thomas: I mean I just, I don't share best friends. I was taught to cherish my best friend.
Dominic: I DO cherish you. Thomas: I'm not a best friend that can be shared, alright?
THIS...is only meant for one best friend.
Dominic: I have no other best friend than *you.*
Thomas: Okay, then we're cool. We're cool. I'm happy that you found love in your life.
Dominic: Thank you. Thomas: But like, the second you...seem to be straying into best friend territory with him, I'm out.
Dominic: Dude--! Thomas: --Cause I'm the best platonic friend you got, alright? So, just...keep that up there, buddy!
Dominic: Okay! Thomas: Alright. You're my best friend.
Let me hear it back. Dominic: You're my best friend! Thomas: Thank you. Thank you.
Jynx, go!
Use Heart Stamp! Talyn: Oh, god!
Thomas: Use Heart Stamp! Terrence: Stooop!
Thomas: Use Heart Stamp! ...[giggles]
Heart Stamp! Valerie: [slightly distressed but amused laughter]
Thomas: Use Heart Stamp! (Whomst is this?): Aw! [Thomas laughs]
Thomas: Use Heart Stamp!
Thomas: Use Heart Stamp! [x2]
Thomas: Use Heart Stamp! [x3]
Dahlia: Oh my gosh!
Thomas: Use Heart Stamp! Kenny: Ah!
Thomas: Here we go.
There we go!
[Thomas laughing, Terrence shouting unintelligibly]
Dominic: That was cute.
[Kenny giggling]
Valerie: [Unintelligible, something sounds like "stop"] Thomas: No it's great, I love it.
Kenny: Help me!! Thomas: Stay right there!
[panicked screaming/groaning]
Come ON!!!
I'm back!
Kenny: Did you go get like, rope or something?
Thomas: No, I went and got gum.
Kenny: ...Oh...
Thomas: But then I fashioned a rope out of the receipts.
Kenny: OH! Thank you, CVS!
Thomas: Come on, come on!
[Thomas and Kenny crying in relief] Voiceover: CVS Pharmacy: They're Long Because We Care.
Thomas: Heart Stamp! Valerie: [yelling that turns into laughter which Thomas joins in with]
Thomas: There ya go! [laughs more]
Terrence: What'd you did?!
Thomas: Heart on your sleeve?
[Terrence fumbling with the garlic] [Thomas laughing offscreen]
Terrence: Listen, I only came cause you said you'd give me gas money, I didn't come over here to die. [Thomas laughs more]