(Intense music)
- There are 18 people, nine teams.
The last team standing wins.
- This competition is not for the weak.
You can trust no one.
- What about my mom?
- You can always trust your mom.
And while I'm at it, your teammate as well.
You'll be fighting on north America's
largest floating water park, Splash-n-Dash.
- Whoever wins, wins the entire water park.
- Wait, like all the time or just on Tuesdays?
- All the time.
- (Gasps) I think I just peed a little.
- Battle royale starts in:
Three!
Two!
One!
(Upbeat music) - Where do we get blasters?
- We have to loot them from chests!
- Where are we landing boys?
- Why are we the only ones on animals?
- Because I paid for the skins, okay?
- (Growling)
(Upbeat music)
(Water gun sprays)
- We should go to Blaster Tower!
- What?! Blaster Tower has the best loot,
and the best players land there!
- Shiloh, I know how to win a water fight!
You just point your blaster at the other people and
(mimics gun) you win!
- We're landing somewhere else.
- Fine.
(Intense music)
- I'm never fast enough for this.
(Water gun sprays)
(Water splashes)
- Xavier there's too many people coming! Get out!
(Upbeat music) - Are you sure about this?
- Absolutely!
- There's a great place called Slippery Slopes.
Nobody ever lands there.
(Water guns spray) (Screaming)
- (Grunting) Not off to a good start old bud.
Please revive me.
(Upbeat music)
- Okay. so I've got med-kit, and you've blaster.
So we need to stick together.
I was thinking we head over to Slippery Slopes
or Chilly Challenges, or-
Hey! This is duos, not singles!
- Check out what I got!
The ultra-legendary rock 'em sock 'em fists!
(Gasps)
- Yes, I am nailing this!
(Fist punching) (Yelps)
(Water splashes)
- They were only a one-time use?
Oh well.
- I got a blaster.
- And I got...
The most useless blaster in the entire map?
Don't worry, I have a second chest which has...
Also the most useless blaster in the entire map?
Aw, come on!
- Okay Judah, time to pro-gamer this!
I won the first battle royale, I can win again!
I will be unstoppable-
Oh.
(Water gun sprays) (Screaming)
- Alright, when we win this water park,
I think we should call it
"Micah's Mania Water Park!" Wha-cha!
- Nah! When we win, we'll call it "Bob!" Wha-cha!
- You can't name a water park Bob!
[Bob]- Yes I can!
- Dawson I've been down! Revive me!
- I'm gonna loot first so you don't get the stuff.
- Huh? Dawson! Revive me, that way we can loot together
evenly.
- No.
- Dawson!
(Upbeat music)
- Okay it looks like yellow team won Blastertopia
but I think we can take 'em.
(Intense music)
- Wait, you four are teaming?
That's cheating!
- And you know all that cheating really is, is winning.
- Wait are those the new blasters that refill automatically?
- Oh, yeah.
(Gun charges up)
- Blast them!
(Water guns spray)
(Upbeat music)
- Marcy! Wait!
(Panting)
And you're taking all the loot before I can get to it.
Wait!
(Water splashing)
- Have either of you guys actually won
a battle royale before?
- Never.
- I wish.
(Upbeat music)
- (Gasps) It's a llama!
- What?!
- Stop everything we have to get the llama!
(Upbeat music)
- (Whooping) I gotcha!
(Whooping continues)
- That's why you travel in duos.
(Water gun sprays)
(Yelps) (Water splashing)
- Great. I'm stuck with the bunch of losers.
(Scoffs and sighs)
- Hey Dawson, check it out!
I found a bush disguise in the llama so I can hide!
- Oh wow, a single bush in the middle of a lake.
- (Giggles)
- Oh no! (Walkie-Talkie beeps)
Marcie are you alright? (Walkie-Talkie beeps)
[Marcie]- Yeah I'm fine, but I'm out.
(Walkie-Talkie beeps)
- Oh no!
Bummer.
I'm just gonna take these.
[Marcie]- Wait are you taking my blasters?
(Walkie-Talkie beeps)
- Well at least it wasn't a total loss!
- Is that a bush?
(Water gun sprays) (Screaming)
- Dawson, Dawson, you're not gonna believe this!
(Siren wails) (Water gun sprays)
- Whoa! Whoa! - Whoa! Whoa!
- Whoa what are you doing?
- Closing off the outer edge for power washing.
Head to the center.
- Move!
- Aw, but I like hiding out on the edge of the map.
- Move!
- Please?
(Power washers spray)
(Screams) - Okay I'm going, I'm going!
(Water gun sprays)
(Screams) - Cover, cover I need cover!
(Grunting)
- What are you doing?!
- I'm trying to get cover!
- Watch this I've been practicing this trick shot
for a while now.
I'm going to jump off the course, blast through mid-air,
and land on a floaty below!
- That's a terrible idea!
- Just watch.
(Dramatic music)
(Dramatic music stops) (Water splashes)
(Huffs)
- A floaty was supposed to be there, okay?
- Whoa look, a loot chest!
- You know what Judah?
I'm sick of this, you've been no help.
I'm going solo.
- Hey Dawson, check it out I found a tank!
- Buddy! We're a great team!
- I heard what you said.
- We're pinned down!
- I just didn't get good enough loot.
I know there's a great soaker on the other side
of Blaster Alley, but there's like a million people
between us and it.
- Got it, I'll go get it!
- What?
(Upbeat music) (Water guns spray)
- Here you go!
- Clip that, somebody clip that!
- You know buddy, just in case you go down
I should probably hold onto the keys for the tank.
- What? There are no keys.
- Then good luck by yourself! (Laughs)
- Dawson's in the tank!
You draw his fire, and I'll get the sneak blast.
- Got it!
(Shouting)
(Water gun sprays)
- Ah. (Water splashes)
- Yes!
(Water splashing)
- There was a freak rainstorm where I was.
- Oh, yes this is the perfect hiding spot!
(Gasps) - Oh, Yeah!
Hey red!
(Screams)
(Water splashes)
- Jeez, where was your teammate?
Oh right that's me!
- Yellow's teaming with cyan!
- That's cheating!
(Intense music)
- Josiah!
- By the way, I put ice in this.
(water guns spray)
(Water splashes)
- That was so beautiful.
(Sniffling and crying)
(Gasps)
- What do we do?
- We take them out.
- We'll likely get wet in the process.
- We have to.
- They got the best blasters. What do we do?
- Who says we have to use blasters?
(Intense music)
(Water guns spraying) (Water splashes)
(Water splashes)
- Daniel!
(Walkie-Talkie beeps) [Daniel]- I'm all right.
Finish him Shiloh! (Walkie-Talkie beeps)
(Intense music continues) (Thumping)
- Shiloh, can you do it?
- He's too big, I can't overpower him!
Unless...
(Intense music)
(Thumping)
(Water splashes)
- Yeah!
- That's a true hero! - (Cheers)
(Upbeat music)
- Just hold still!
- Oh no, I see what he's doing! Bella, stop chasing him!
- Don't worry, I've almost got him!
(Water splashes)
- I just remembered, I am terrible at doing those.
- Yeah yeah, I noticed.
- I think something happened here.
- Cyan and yellow left loot behind.
This is incredible! With this loot, I can beat anybody!
I'm surely gonna win. Dawson, you're a winner!
You were guarding it because you knew
someone would come for it.
- Oh yeah. (Water gun sprays)
(Screaming)
(Water splashes)
- So uh, I don't think we're gonna win this one.
- I was gonna win a water park!
- It's the final two! It's just Elijah and Micah left.
(Siren wails)
- And the circle is getting tighter.
(Intense music)
- Oh, I wasn't done yet! Oh okay fine, fine, fine.
(Walkie-Talkie beeps)
- Micah, it's you and Elijah in the finale.
He's really good but I believe in you.
(Walkie-Talkie beeps)
- You should give Elijah a pep talk.
- Oh yeah right. (Walkie-Talkie beeps)
Hey Elijah, I really need you to win this
because I want a water park. Duh.
(Walkie-Talkie beeps)
(Intense music)
- I genuinely have no idea who's gonna win this.
(Water guns spray)
(Intense music continues) (Water guns spray)
(Water guns spray)
(Intense music continues)
(Water guns spray)
(All cheering)
- It's over Elijah, I have the high ground!
- I have to try.
- You were my brother, Elijah.
- They're still brothers.
- It wasn't supposed to end this way.
- I have to!
(Water gun sprays)
(Water splashes)
(All cheering)
(Party music)
- Our mom said I'll pick us up when you're dry.
(All groan)
- Well I for one feel like we're all winners.
- Winners... without a water park!
(Indistinct arguing)
(Party music continues)
- Big thank you to Splash-n-Dash,
north America's largest floating water park.
If you wanna come and visit this place
and run around on the course the link is in the description.
(Shouts)