You posted a video of your grandkids the other day,
and you said it was a perfect Saturday morning.
That's what the caption--
can we just--
[INSTRUMENTS PLAYING, CHILDREN VOCALIZING]
OK.
That is a nightmare Saturday morning for me.
I'm sending them to your house next.
You said it was a perfect Saturday morning.
Is that really a perfect Saturday morning?
Well, for about 15 or 20 minutes.
OK.
And then it was coffee and donuts.
And then there's another wing of the house that you go to
or something cause--
That's right.
Right.
I skedaddle.
That was over at Kim's house in the playroom.
And I went over there to say hi to everybody and saw that.
And it was so cute, I couldn't resist.
They really are cute.
Yeah.
Well, they are cute.
They don't have rhythm quite yet,
but they're only, like, two.
So they've got time, because now--
[INAUDIBLE]
--they could put, like, a Partridge family band together
or something.
Yeah.
Well, see?
You figured out my next chapter.
Yeah.
There you go.
We're on the road, and the first stop is going to be your house.
Yeah.
Oh, I move too often.
You'll never find me.
That's true.
That is true.
I'm getting a tracking device.
So Kylie has a wax figure of you in her house.
So there's two questions.
Number one, how?
Number two, why?
And then I'm going to show it.
Look at--
OK, the--
--your wax figure--
The number one is-- oh, gosh.
There I am at her bar in her house.
And it's so real that it's creepy.
And that's why.
That's pretty much the why and the how.
The wax figure was done by Madame Tussaud.
And they have one in London, in Hollywood, and New York.
And I had them make one for me thinking it would be
really cute sitting at the bar.
But Corey got a little upset.
It freaked him out.
He thought it was really creepy, and he couldn't go to the bar
anymore.
So Kylie had me delivered to her house.
And so now, I guess they have this drinking
game at Kylie's house.
So everybody just talks to the fake Kris Jenner
and has great conversation.
Wow.
Well, I do think it's creepy.
But I don't know if you've-- have you seen my wax figure?
No, where is it?
It's somewhere.
But someone showed me this.
This is my--
[INAUDIBLE]
--wax figure.
You look like a flight attendant.
No, I look like I work at a movie theater in the 1980s,
and I'm an usher.
It looks exactly right.
Look at that pictu--
go in closer and show--
Wait, it--
Why is--
--kind of looks like Florence Henderson on that TV show.
I know.
Anyway, that's mine.
So--
[INAUDIBLE] oh my god.
But you know what?
Mine, I think, is really realistic,
and they did mine most recently.
I can hook you up, Ellen.
No, thanks.
We can have one made of you that will knock your socks off.
No, thanks.
But I am going to send mine to Kylie's house.
That would be so good.
Just knock on the door and have it standing there
when she answers.
Right.
I'll set that up.
That's funny.
And we'll play a game Guess Who This Is?
And she'll never guess.
[INAUDIBLE]
So you had this--
the parties that you throw, in which
I've never been to one of your parties because I
am not a party person.
I stay home all the time.
But--
I know.
We invite you, and you stay home, you little stinker.
I know.
I like small groups.
I like when it's just us.
But anyway--
I-- I know.
--these crazy parties that you have--
I saw a slide.
You made a slide for Khloé's birthday.
This is a slide, you guys.
That's Khloé's face, and that's a giant slide.
Is that the craziest thing you--
what's the biggest thing you've ever pulled off on a party?
What's the wildest thing you've done?
The wildest?
Oh, gee.
I don't know.
Just, when you go to a destination,
I guess, it's probably the craziest production.
You're in quarantine.
How many grandkids do you have now?
10.
It's--
10.
--amazing.-- You're going to-- are there going to be more
after quarantine?
You might be coming out with more.
Well, I'm not pregnant.
No?
So-- yeah, we can wipe that one off the list, for sure.
All right.
But as far as everybody else, I don't know.
I don't know how--
I keep thinking that that's a lot of grandkids,
but you never know.
Yeah.
Well, Khloé and Tristan are hanging out a lot,
so maybe more with them.
You never know around here.
No.
But like I said, I never count anybody out for the count.
You never know what's going to happen.
Well, that's--
[INAUDIBLE] why we've been around for all these seasons--
20 seasons.
Yeah, I know.
It's crazy.
20 seasons.
It's called Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
It airs Thursdays at 8:00 on E!
Kris Jenner, I love you.
See you soon.
I love you madly!
Thank you for having me on.
Yeah--
I miss you already.
Can't wait to see you in person.
See you soon.
Love to Corey.
Bye.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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