Where I'm from, this is what Japanese toilets are like.
OK, so why is there a tap on the top?
So, if you flush it,
Flush it, and the water goes,
and the water comes out!
So we can wash our hands,
And then when you go here, you just wipe you hands.
But sometimes you put soap here.
Really? Have you seen somebody put soap there before?
Yeah, somebody put soap here, so then you could just wash it here and just go.
So what are those characters on the handle?
This means, if you go up it means 'poo' or 'big'
And this character means 'small', so it's like 'pee'
And then you just go like this
If you push a button somewhere,
Actually, the seat warms up.
Is it warm right now?
Yeah!
So your bum will be warm
You go: 'Ahhh'
So this button,
sprays water water onto your private parts to clean it.
And this one will spray the water, inside your bum to clean it.
Like, if you had a poo.
And then this one is the stop button.
This means it's very low, the power of the water
And this is very high, going:
'SHISHUISH!'
And this one goes:
'Shaash...' Like that.
This might spray out and go: 'Swoosh'
'Let's wash our bum!'
That's for private parts...
It won't wash it?
Oh wait!
Try washing your bum.
Oh!
It knows you're not there I think.
It pops out and pops back in.
We gotta be smarter than this toilet here...
Put your face in front of it, maybe it need to look at something...
Oh there we go!
'Shriek!'
Hah, it knows you're there!
Uh, OK, I think if you...
Hands?
Yeah, you have to put some weight on it.
OK, there we go!
It's coming out!
'Shriek!'
Look there it is, it's spraying!
Going back in...
'Haha!'
Have you ever washed your bum with it before?
No...
You're going to test out the sprayer?
No! I don't want to...
'I'll just fake it!'
So this is my dad, and he is going to test 'The Bum Sprayer!'
Yeah...
OK, here it goes
Ah!
It's cold!
Oh, it's cleaning my bum very nicely
Uhm,
I'm gonna adjust the power on the power setting
Oh yeah, that's harder
And nice and gentle, soft.
Oh, well it's very cold now.
I have to stop it!
OK
Am I done Aiko?
Yeah, you are done!
OK, thank you.
It's OK.
Bye, bye! See you next time.