(SMG4's retarded intro)
*fireworks*
this is my pee pee
(what is happening)
hello
SHAKES BUTT SHAKES BUTT
*coughing*
*fireworks*
see i'm-a hungry!
have you got any food?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
(dance party!)
SPAGHETTI.
RUNDNUDNUDNUDNUNUDNUDN
la la la
*vacuum noises*
I got my spaghetti!
mhm
ohh...
(indecipherable gibberish)
- WAAHHH! WAAHHH! - PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
- AAAAA
move aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(i still don't know)
(indecipherable gibberish)
Luigi! Luigi! oh yeah! oh yeah!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
go weegee! go weegee!
(indecipherable gibberish)
*applause*
Oh yeah!
(indecipherable gibberish)
c'mon! oh you so good!
(slowed down indecipherable gibberish)
UUUUUUUNGGHHHHHHHHHH.
- unnnghh. - mamma mia...
(indecipherable gibberish)
FUCK MY AAASSSSSS
FUCK MY AAAAA-
(indecipherable gibberish)
SON OF A BI-
GAZE UPON THE JINGLELING OF A GOD!
OH GOD!!
Chicken chicken nugget, yeah!
Chicken chicken nuggets, yeah, yeah yeah yeah!
SING
Anything else you gotta say, Kermit, before I fucking kick your ass?
Guess where it's going!
It's going right up your butt!
Oh thank you! I'm always appreciative of my fans!
I've grown to be okay with that.
It's not easy being green, but I've grown accustomed to people not liking me.
But I deal with it on a day-to-day basis,
and I take it as it comes.
what're you doin'? what's-a goin' on here, MAMA F**KER!
No one is safe!
I'm getting outta here!
YEHEEEEEEEHEHHHHHHH
*glass breaking*
BITCH
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(indecipherable gibberish)
EVERYBODY! MARCH!
WE WON'T LET THOSE FUCKERS TAKE THIS LAND!
Go on without me, Toad!
(indecipherable gibberish)
no no noooo!
NOOOOOOOO
HELLO
(indecipherable gibberish)
MELON
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY!?
heyuwannahavebbneneiasdfcndfiuauydfyaimufgaiusdhahhahhahhasmaidnicfsfihStsdifuyaiufyisdyfciuvasndfiuhacifhiaydiofyciyioeyciyaesoiyxaoueycrosyiucayesourtsaiuectsoitrisuaxiuhsdfugoiyidusfahiusdhfxiuadhfiuyndcifnasdfcasuidhfansidhfciusdhfiudhfiasuhdfciuasdhfcafhnhasdifucdsifnihsdfihasiduhfcaisdfhaiushdfisxiomdfihsdiuhciughcdfuighifucghuighcmsdiofghscdifchgsifhmgsidufhmgcsgoiuchfcgiuhihisdhfcaiscuhdcfasuhfshdocfiuahsfiucahmscfiashfiausmhfiosamfmhdifhasoifhasfasdiomfhcasdhmfcoaisdhcfhmocdfhoaishdcfiashdfchiadfiocasfaiusdfcaiosdhfioasdhfmcishdfiuashmcfioashdfcaohsdhf
don't your stupid ears work?
no
AAAAGHHBJAMHABRBBBRANVJKBLSBLABL
I fear no man...
but that thing?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
it scares me.
Here we go!
WEEEE
He's a magical pony, flying through the sky
NOTICE ME SENPAI!
ded
*whistling*
no no no wait don't tell me
i'm da best
dununun
i'm da best
don't dont don't tell me! Don't tell me! DON'T TELL ME!!
I CAN DO THIS!
let me take a selfie c;
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I CAN DO THIS DON'T TELL ME! DON'T-
LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF MY ASSFAT
where is everybody?
WhaT Up BiTChEs iT's BoB hErE
tO tElL yOU gUYs wHAT aWEsOmE sTuFF i DiD tHiS yEAr!
oF cOuRSe tHiS YeaR iS wHEN i mADe mY BiG DeBUt!
AnD MaDE thOSe AdVenTureS sO SeXY
ThEN i MaDe mY BiG 3-HoUR lEnGTh FiLM oF mE SaViNG tHE WOrLD
aNd HolY ShIt waS iT AWeSoMe!
PlEASe GO WatCH iT AlSo i MaDe A GaMiNG ChanNEL aND FaCeBo-
TEMMEH!
TEMMEH
TEMMER!
ALALA BASKETBALL
A TEMMEH.
temmie :3
oookie doookie!
(indecipherable yoshi sounds)
Take-a that!
SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WANT THAT DINOSAUR
CHOCOLATEEEEEEE
wallet inspector c:
(wallet inspector)
AHHHHHH
wait how 'bout me? I want to be in this video!
WAT
Hi everyone!
I'm Fishy Boopkins! I was in SMG4's video
uh
I like the color green
and I like to play minecraa..
but no! I only got like 5 seconds!
nooooOOOOO
AAAAHHHHHHHH
K.O.!
YMCA!
OHHHHHHHH
PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
flying wallet inspector! c:
Captions by Charlie Nichols (and edited by norwegian endy plays sorry charlie)