More commercials!
We want more commercials!
Yeah!
You ask what you get! *chuckles*
The classical music representation never stops commercials.
Yes.
- Let's just see how the world sees us musicians, shall we? - What...
What do you think, Beethoven?
"I don't know."
"Why are you talking? I can't hear you, anyway!"
That's a reference to the other commercial video, if you've seen it!
Alright.
- Another Canon in D! Whoo! - Oh...
Oof.
- No...? No...? - And she's like, "No...?"
*chuckles*
That feeling when you just go on stage, and you're just like,
"Oh, crap."
Yeah, he's sight-reading and he's like...
"Oh my God."
Very relatable.
Guys! It's in C Major!
It's Canon in D.
Even the title says "Canon in D," not "Canon in C."
They're like, "We gotta transpose it to C,"
"so YouTube doesn't copyright—strike us."
Yeah, yeah.
And also so this guy can play, so it's all on the white keys.
If there's black keys, it's too difficult to play.
Oh, now that's true...!
- Let's try to guess what the ad is for. - Yeah, okay.
I reckon it's life insurance.
*laughs*
Oh, no...! Oh...!
- Oh...yeah... - 'Cause I feel like something bad happened to the mom.
She's like, all emotional 'cause her mom used to play.
- ...a life insurance. - I think some accident happened,
and then, it's just some memory—
- But what's the ad for, though? That's the question. - Yeah, what's the ad for...hmm...
'Cause you would think it'd be like an ad for Yamaha pianos,
but, knowing how these things work...
- I think insurance. I was—I'm locking in insurance. - Some...yeah.
Look, can I just say that I would also be crying,
if I had to hear Canon in D...
- Yeah. - ...at my wedding.
- I know, right? *fake sobbing* - I would cry. I'm like...
"I've fallen so low!"
"Oh, God, I can't believe it's my turn!"
I also wonder what the guy's feeling, like....
- Her husband, right? - Her husband. "What is going on...?"
- "Did I do something...?" Like, yeah... - Yeah... *chuckles*
Ohhhhh...!!!
The one thing all musicians fear...! *chuckles*
- Memory slip! - Oh, no!
No, this is tragic!
It's not even a memory slip, though.
He has music in front of him.
- Yeah, it's a panic attack. - He probably just panicked.
- Panicked. Stage fright. - Stage fright.
But...
Look, it's never too late to start learning an instrument.
- He's still doing it. - Yeah, see?
If you want to make your daughter cry at her wedding one day...
...start learning an instrument!
Oh, he just stopped. He fully stopped!
Come on, you can do it!
がんばる！(You can do it!)
Ohh.
Okay, but what's the ad about?
Tosando Music!
Oh, what is Tosando Music?
Oh, no, it's an ad for like a music school.
So they're actually telling adults to go, like, get tuition!
Ohh, wow...!
Oh, damn, well played.
That was deep.
- Well played. - Yeah.
The targeting, um...
...Of older adult beginners.
Adult people that want to have
a new sense of purpose in their lives.
Got us there. *chuckle*
It got me there, too!
Usually, those ads end up...
The punchline's like, completely...
- Something different...yeah. - Like the Pantene one we did last time.
But that was actually related to music.
Good job.
But why did you have to use Canon in...C?!
*chuckles* Yeah!
More Canon in D!
Yes.
More Canon in D!
I want more Canon in D!
- This isn't even a commercial video, it's just Canon—
- It's [a] Canon in D commercial. - Yeah.
Use it on every single commercial!
When in doubt, Canon in D.
D, for doubt.
Canon in Doubt.
- Why is it another a dad situation? - Wow...I know!
What is with the "piano", "bad feelings for dad" and
"Canon in D" combination? I don't know.
- Oh, at least it says "Canon in C" this time! - It's...
"I hate piano!"
*laughs*
That is the best start to any commercial ever!
I hate violin!
*chuckles*
I hate violin!
Wow, I wanna watch that again!
*laughs*
- Okay, that's comedy, that's funny. - Ohh, that's beautiful.
- That's f***ing gold comedy right there. - "I hate piano!"
*snickers*
- Wow... - That's a bit, uh, negative.
- That's fine. - Do kids think that?
Yeah.
I don't remember what it's like being a kid. I don't remember.
I wasn't thinking, "I hate violin."
Maybe some do.
We're here to help you if that's the case.
- Yes. - Please. This kid needs some TwoSet Violin.
- Call us on 1-300-CANON-IN-C hotline, - Yeah.
and we will talk you through.
- Don't give up on your musical instrument. - Don't give up.
Don't give up.
- The kid looks so sad. He's like... - I know...
"I hate maths."
*chuckles*
Can I just say, why are they studying in front of their friends,
while their friends are playing?
Ah...! *laughs*
- Just study at home, don't... - Yeah!
- ...force your kid to study in front of his friends that are playing! - I know!
- That is...that is...! - So weird.
- I would hate my parents, too! - I would, too!
I'll be like "I hate piano."
Of course I would, if I was like...that's...
Wow...!
- Man...that's brutal. - *sigh* This kid had a rough childhood.
- Very rough. - That's really brutal. But hey.
It takes a lot to become Ling Ling.
- I'm sure many of you out there have had this experience. - Yeah!
- This is pretty like, normal. - I know, it's pretty—yeah.
Like, it's the typical Asian parent
- that just wants the best for their kid. - Yeah.
But like, then you...
HUH?!
They're trying to prepare the kids
so they can have a bright future that shines.
So kids, there's a purpose to it.
So if you're watching this and you're five years old ...
... they're doing it out of love.
- Yeah. - Maybe. Hopefully.
Or if you're nine years old, they're still doing it out of love.
*laughs*
- Oh, that's the...that's the place that you...! - Ohh...! I know! That's the place where you...
Oh...!
Ohhh, the metronome! Ohh!
The bad...the bad anchors are coming! Oh, no!
He's screwed!
Oh, s***!
Oh, that's the worst feeling.
- Oh, man... - Keep calm and carry on.
- Come on, kid. You can do it. - Aww, man. He's crying.
Oh no.
*groans*
The metronome's ticking.
- Dude, he's traumatized. - I know.
He's actually traumatized.
Come on, you gotta get through it!
- Dude, you see that look on the dad's face? - I know, he's like...
"My son will not become a Ling Ling."
"I have failed him."
Whoa!
*both groans*
Ohh...whoa...!
- Okay, okay. - That's..that's um, I would be crying too.
- Yeah, too much pressure. - Yeah.
- That look of disappointment on his face. - Oh, no.
This is a meme, man. This is...
"Disappointed Dad—Asian Dad."
"When your dad is disappointed."
- This—it hits too close to home. - I know.
Well, he made it.
Nice work, kid.
He doesn't hear the applause. It's meaningless.
What is his dad doing?
Time to guess! What's the ad about?
*both laugh*
Life insurance, I don't know.
Everything's about life insurance! *chuckles*
Maybe it's something like, child abuse...
*laughs*
- Child mental health. - Mental health, yeah. Possibly.
I mean, that—
- That seems to be the only thing that would make sense, right? - Mm-hmm.
- "What's best for your child is to love and understand--" - "-- his desire."
Yes.
"Land and Houses"?!
- Like real estate? - What...?
I'm going to look it up.
It is a house commercial!
Dude!
What?!
- It's for houses?! - The director's like,
"Let's just make them sad so they'll remember."
"Pachelbel's Canon in C,"
"crying kid abused by his parents"
"because it all happens in houses."
"That's right guys, let's put it in action! Woo-hoo!"
That's why the kid was sad,
'cause there he was studying outdoors,
- Yeah. - he didn't have a house to study in.
*laughs*
Music aside, like, I don't even get the context.
- It doesn't make sense. - It doesn't make sense.
I guess they're trying to be like,
"Do something to make your kid happy."
"Buy a house."
You don't...
...advertise to your prospect by guilt-tripping them.
- 'Cause that's essentially kind of what they're doing! - I know.
"You've been too harsh on your kid."
"And now your kid cries and you're a failure of a parent."
"But it's okay! If you buy land and houses..."
I guess it's maybe like, "Provide a shelter for your kid."
Oh, maybe, yeah. Maybe I'm reading too much into it,
but if I don't read too much into it,
- then it just doesn't make sense! - It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense.
Always in every advertisement and commercial, Canon in C!
Canon—commercial.
(both) Canon in Commercial!
Canon in Doubt, Canon in Commercial!
Ohh!
It makes sense now! This is making sense.
I think we've learnt two things.
Canon in C, or D,
represents depression,
(both) and...
...commercial.
And commercial.
- And also guilt-tripping. *chuckles* - Yeah.
Anyway, guys, I know there's many gig musicians out there,
what do you guys think?
When do you guys use Canon in C? And D?
Canon in D for Depression. Canon in C for Commercial.
So Canon in Ling Ling?
No, just no Canon.
Just no Canon. It's done.
Yeah.
Just no more Canon, please.
Can PewDiePie review Canon in D so to kill it?
- Yeah! PewDiePie, review Canon in D, kill it, quick! - Canon in D!
- Alright. - Alright guys, until next time.
Leave a like if you enjoyed these episodes,
'cause there's...
...a lot of other commercials out there. *chuckles*
Yes.