- Today we're nom nomming some uncommon ramen.
- Let's talk about that.
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Good Mythical Morning.
- Conventional thinking says that
instant ramen is only possible if you've got water,
since when do we give a crap
about conventional thinking?
- Right, we're not interested in the question,
"Can you cook instant ramen in new and adventurous liquids?"
We're boldly saying you should cook instant ramen
in new and adventurous liquids.
- It's time for ramen noodles taste like heaven
with a hint of MSG, but how do they taste
when cooked in cat pee?
- But there is no actual cat pee.
- Oh, good.
- Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna be tasting ramen noodles
that have been cooked in a mystery liquid,
but they've also been cooked along with
a chicken or beef seasoning packet,
because otherwise it would just be too easy.
- Right, we're gonna try the noodles blindfolded,
and we're trying to guess what the mystery liquid is.
If we need hints, Stevie, you got 'em?
- [Stevie] Oh, I got 'em.
- She got 'em.
And the loser-- - Hints for days.
- The loser's gonna have to leak
their intimate nudes to the world.
- Uh-oh.
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- As you can see, we can't.
- We will be responsible for feeding ourselves,
not each other.
- (laughs) Okay.
It's gonna be dangerous enough.
I got two sticks in my hand and I'm blindfolded.
- Okay.
I can tell there's something on there by the weight.
- You can process, but don't guess
until she does the three, two, one.
- Hm.
That's good. - Yeah.
- It's sweet.
- It does taste good.
It's not overpowering.
This is not gonna be easy, is it?
- No.
- What is that?
- I wouldn't know there was anything weird about that.
I would just be like, "Oh, that's ..."
Caught it.
I'd be like, "That's some real sweet teriyaki."
- It's very liquidy apparently,
whatever it was cooked in,
because there's no residual sauce,
you know what I'm saying?
- [Rhett] Very liquidy.
Yes, it was very liquidy liquid.
- As opposed to like a gravy.
You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, 'cause we're doing liquids
that function like water,
'cause we got to be able to boil it.
I don't think you can boil gravy, can you?
- This is good.
Whatever you did, I like it,
but I'm having a hard time figuring out to guess.
- I've got a guess.
I don't know how I feel about it.
- [Stevie] This is just round one, boys, remember that.
- Oh gosh. - Yeah.
- I'm ready. - All right, here we go.
Three, two, one.
- Coke. - Coca-Cola.
- Really? - Hey, yes.
- We're both guessing Coke? - Yes.
- There was a sweetness,
and I just feel like that's a good idea.
- We're both right, right?
- [Stevie] You're both incorrect.
- Dang it. (Link groans)
- Hint? - I'll tell you
one thing though, you'll have no problem
getting this out of your system later.
- Prune juice.
- [Stevie] Correct. (dinging)
- Oh, seriously?
- Yes.
- [Stevie] You can take a look if you want.
- [Rhett] Yeah, prune juice.
- [Link] Oh.
- It tasted sweet.
It tasted good.
It tasted good, y'all.
- I can smell some prunes.
I like prunes.
I haven't had 'em in a while.
I miss 'em.
- Well, eat up.
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- We got some more noodles in front of us.
Let's take a little ...
- [Rhett] Hm.
- Tangy.
- Oh, wow. - Not too tasty to me.
- No, no, no.
I like this.
I think I just like to eat.
- What is that taste?
The more you eat it the more
the chicken seasoning comes through.
- Man, so tangy.
What is that?
Like super tangy.
The fact that this much tang got through to the end,
that's some strong tang.
- Yeah, but it's a special type of tang, you know?
It's not like--
- What if it's just Tang?
Like the drink.
- Well, ironically Tang is not that tangy.
- Not that tangy?
- Not as tangy as this.
This is super tang.
- Okay, I think going with Tang I have a guess.
- [Stevie] Okay, Link, are you all right?
- I really like it by the way.
- I do not like.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Sunny D. - Pickle juice.
- [Stevie] Okay, neither of you are correct.
- Sunny D?
You think that's tangy?
I guess it ...
- Have you had Sunny D?
- It's a weird type of tang, yeah.
I don't think this is that citrusy.
Hint?
- [Stevie] This ramen should have tickled you pink.
- What?
- Pink lemonade.
- Oh, are we--
- [Stevie] Correct. (dinging)
- I forget to guess.
- [Stevie] What were you gonna say, "Are we guessing?"
(Stevie laughs)
- Hey, first of all, I was--
- I was waiting for another countdown for some reason.
- I was in the right ballpark.
I was in the citrus house.
- I was like, "Are we counting down?"
Oh, that's pretty, but I do not prefer it.
- I like it.
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- Very specific.
- [Link] Okay.
- [Rhett] Having trouble grabbing it.
- Mm!
Mm!
Mm-hm.
Dessert ramen!
Mm.
- Holy moly.
- Me likey.
Oh, man, points are escalating so I still got a chance.
I got to be on my toes here.
- Man, that's got a super specific taste.
- Oh man.
Yeah, but I can't translate it into just a liquid.
- It tastes exactly like something,
but I'm not gonna say it out loud.
- Okay.
Oh, this is a good one.
- But I'm having trouble making that into a liquid.
- I'm ready to guess, Stevie,
whenever you're, you know, ready to count down.
No need to wait.
- [Stevie] Okay.
Three, two, one.
- Horchata. - Frosting.
- [Stevie] Damn, Link, (dinging)
look at you. - Yes!
- That's it, that's horchata.
So specific of a taste.
- That is good.
'Cause I was like, "Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk?"
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch, I was like ...
I was thinking Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk,
then I was like, "Donut juice?"
(laughing)
- Hey.
- I was like, "None of these are liquids."
- But hold on.
Let's just keep talking about those guesses,
'cause all those things should be made.
Donut juice?
Yes.
- Put that on the list.
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk I think already exists.
- I think that exists.
- What about horchata ramen?
Yes.
- Okay, yeah.
And this is genuinely good.
- Have I tied it up?
- You have.
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- Okay.
- There's an odor coming off of this one.
- Odor.
(Link coughing)
Woo.
I don't want to ingest too much of this.
- I know what that is without even going any further.
- Oh man, the scent is strong with this one.
- It's so specific.
- How specific do we need to get though?
- You just ballpark. (chuckles)
No, I ain't gonna give you any hints.
You got to get it right!
- [Stevie] Ready?
- Okay.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Scope. - Pepto-Bismol.
- Oh, I thought this was Scope mouthwash.
- [Stevie] How specific do you guys want to get?
- We're in two different zones.
- [Stevie] Yeah, one of you is in the right zone.
- Okay, then that means the right zone--
- Mouthwash, Scope, swishy-swishy.
- Toothpaste?
- Ah ...
- [Stevie] No, I'm gonna give it to Link
'cause I feel like, yeah, it's mouthwash,
but it's Listerine, but you said Scope.
- Oh, Listerine. - But, you know.
- Oh, but it was Listerine
that's not the yellow Listerine.
- It's funny how that happens in your brain because--
- It's the blue Listerine.
- Now that I taste it I'm like, "Oh, that's Listerine
"obviously that I was smelling and tasting."
But the first thing that came to my mind is Pepto.
It doesn't taste like Pepto at all.
- No, it doesn't.
Pepto kind of has a chalky thing
and it doesn't have a strong scent I don't think.
- Yeah.
- Is that a beard hair?
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- I've lost confident.
- Are you smelling it before you eat it?
'Cause that's cheating. - Yeah.
- I'll do it too then.
- I started strong.
- I can't decide if that smells good or bad,
but it makes me nervous.
- Oh.
That's strong and bad.
- It's not--
- It's not bad.
Remember that?
- I do remember that.
It's not that bad to me or strong.
Maybe I'm missing something.
- It's very ...
There's nothing that's coming to mind.
- To me it's mild.
- [Rhett] It's not reminiscent of anything.
- It's mild and earthy to me.
- Mild and earthy, that could have been our band.
- If y'all boiled ramen in LA river water
I got a bone to pick with you, Chase.
- There might be a person's bone
in the actual ramen if that were the case.
- We are back to this boil for safety scenario.
- It's all safe.
- Chase, are you rusty on your boil for safety?
- [Chase] Yep, they're all boiled for safety.
- I don't know, but I'll try to guess something.
- [Stevie] Okay.
- I got nothing.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Squid ink?
- I need a hint.
Squid ink?
- [Stevie] I'll give you eight hints.
- Octopus juice.
- [Stevie] Just kidding, you only get one.
- Spider ...
Spider pee. - Spider juice.
- [Stevie] You guys are guessing
like round six guesses right now.
This is round five.
- You said eight hints?
- [Stevie] Yeah.
- What comes in eights besides octopus and spiders?
(Link whistles)
Eight ball.
- Eight ...
- [Stevie] No, this is a legal substance that we've used.
(Rhett laughs)
- All right, you're gonna have to ...
I don't know what comes in eights besides spider legs.
Crazy eights, great card game.
- Eight.
- [Stevie] Think of a brand.
Think of a beverage.
- A great, eight, new great ...
- Eight, seven, six--
- [Stevie] A prominent ingredient in this beverage
Link strongly dislikes.
- Olives?
Oh, V8.
- Oh. - Correct.
(dinging) (laughing)
- How did we get ...
- [Link] You must have strained this
afterwards or something.
- How did I get squid ink out of ...
Well, I was wrong, but ...
- I can smell the tomato juice now,
but it is pretty subtle.
- But you don't really mind V8.
- No, I don't.
- I've seen you drink it on a plane.
- Only on a plane.
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- Oh, man.
(Link gags)
- What?
- The smell!
- Is this freakin' excrement?
- Oh gosh.
Oh Lord. (Link gags)
Oh Lord.
- What, where ...
Oh, thank you Chase.
- Ew!
It touched my hand and I--
- I ain't eatin' this, man.
- You have to.
We have to eat it.
- [Link] Seriously?
(Rhett gags)
- I can't, I can't.
(Link retching)
I can't.
- I touched it to my tongue and it's so salty!
- It touched my tongue and that was all I needed.
- [Stevie] Guys, come on.
- Uh-uh.
- [Stevie] It's not as gross as you think it is.
It's really not.
You might enjoy it. - It smells like bat guano.
(laughing)
That's my guess. - Really?
(Rhett gags)
- Bat pee.
- [Stevie] Okay, okay, okay--
- At the top of this we said
there was gonna be any pee.
- [Stevie] Yeah.
- I can't get it in.
- [Stevie] That's okay, you tried.
Are you ready to guess?
- No, hold on.
(Link coughs)
- I'll try.
- Hold on, I got to think of something
that Stevie thinks is okay for us to eat
but then is so visceral just to smell
and touch to your tongue.
Do you have a guess?
- Not a confident one.
- It's not that it's fishy either.
It's something else.
- It is familiar in a weird way.
(Link groans in disgust)
- It's very ...
It's such a dark scent.
- Okay, all right, I got a guess.
- [Stevie] Okay.
Three, two, one.
- Fish sauce.
- [Stevie] Yes. - Oh.
(dinging) (clapping)
Yeah, my nemesis from the split screen episode.
- Yes, it's so specific. - That's it.
That's it.
I had no guess because I was paralyzed.
- It's just so intense and strong.
- I can't believe I drank it straight.
- Yeah, me neither.
- [Stevie] Okay, so Link, unfortunately
I have to leak your nudes now.
- Oh, now.
Link.
- [Link] Okay, thanks for blurring the most
noodley part of my nudes. - No you didn't.
(laughing)
The noodle.
The noodle part.
- [Link] Yeah, I'm working it.
I'm kind of proud for that to be out there.
I'm working it hard.
You can still see the nipples, and the belly button,
and the glasses.
Boy, that's strange.
- [Rhett] Looks like one of those things
you stare at at the mall,
and eventually it turns into something.
- [Link] Can you tell that I'm making a duck face?
- [Stevie] Yes.
- Yes.
Wow, that's amazing.
I almost feel jealous that I won. (chuckles)
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