Okay, hey guys, what's up, and good morning
So it is 6:45. I was supposed to leave at
6:20 but I mean do you know what? we're all human aren't we? mistakes they happen and I made one today
I'm only leaving like 25 minutes late. Today I'm going up to the city, San Francisco. I always say, San Francisco
Just in case you don't know even though most people probably already know by now. I have no fucking gas - too
I have to literally go get gas holy shit. This is definitely off to a rough start today
I thought I had enough gas but apparently I don't so I have to now get gas as well. I'm gonna be very late
I'm meeting my dad at a cafe this morning
And then after that we're gonna go take some pictures whether I complain about it or not my ass is gonna be late
So I'm gonna not fucking complain about it, and I'm just going to move on and grow from it also
I know it's really dark out right now. It's because it's very early in the morning
So you know how that is so I do have to get fucking gas, so that's so fucking sad. anyway
but yeah as I was kind of saying earlier this morning did kind of start out on a rough foot I would say and I Woke up late originally, which is just the first problem
It was hard for me to get up because I was so freaking tired even though it was only like 6 a.m.
It wasn't even that early
And then I sent out my outfit the night before then this morning when I tried it on
I was like why is this so ugly so then I was like ok fuck can't wear this outfit gotta pick out a different outfit
So then I took another like 20 minutes. That was my morning. It was a little bit
Bumpy it was a little bit rough, but hey guys let's turn it around am I right. Yeah, let's turn it around
Lets do it let's turn it right around let's turn that frown upside down right, baby
It's kind of peaceful getting up this early in the morning
And I like it so if you're wondering where we're shooting today and taking photos
I was on Pinterest per usual and I saw a bunch of these
Photos from a tennis court when I saw it I was very hashtag inspired and I thought it looked super cool
Let me give you a quick little OOTD today because you guys get really mad when I don't shoes are converse
Pants are brandy melville shirt is brandy melville jacket is forever 21, but I do like this outfit
It's better than the first one first one was tragic, so I'm not even gonna talk about it
But I looked kind of like a
I don't know I just didn't look good. Okay. Don't ask any more questions
Probably can't even see my face right now cuz it's really dark out. Can you let me know are you kidding me? I okay?
I'm not gonna be negative because do you know what there's a lot of negativity on the internet right now
So I'm not gonna add to it, but I'm kind of having one of those days where everything kind of goes shitty alright
But let's turn it around I'm a human. Okay. I'm a human. Let's get some gas
It's actually so funny because the other day
I got a comment on my video like oh emma,we never see you get gas well bitch
here I am actually sorry I didn't mean to call you a bitch. I literally don't know how– oh that's a problem
I do not like pumping gas. It scares me. I feel like everyone here is gonna
Try to kill me and it scares me, but I don't know I have like a little dry patch of skin right here
not too fond of it to be honest also. There's a cop over there. Just fucking staring at me honestly
I'm not doing anything wrong, but if he arrested me. I wouldn't be surprised because I'm just kind of sketchy you know
oh my god. I'm getting a really scary look from that guy oh no no no he's giving me a scary ass look
I'm trying to get the fuck out of here
Let me get my receipt and just dip squad. I'm out
I'm not literally out this bitch trying to get out of this bitch boy ok bye. I'm leaving oh my god
I'm getting back in the car, and I'm gonna lock it so quickly whoa all right. We're good fam. Well
I'm gonna drive there now, and you know what I'm gonna focus on the road focus on that traffic fam
And I'll see you when I get there okay peace out
Okay
I'm here now. I'm in the city just found a parking spot. Hopefully It's a legal parking spot. I don't know
I hope who knows these days. the sunset coming in here was fucking beautiful
Flawless, I mean seriously it was like
Romantic it was romantic
I wanted to just write a novel about it
It was very hashtag beautiful so that was really nice, but now I'm gonna meet my dad at the coffee place, so let's skedaddle out
over there
I also caused a little bit of road rage on the way here because I don't really know how to drive in the city and
Somebody yelled at me and like was like trying to like scream at me through the window, and I just kind of was like
Haha and looked away, and then didn't look back again because I was afraid for my life anyways
Okay, well let's go to the place now the place is called st. Frank
I've never been there before so hopefully it's not shitty let's go
Hey what's up. You're a hot mess this morning
Oh Yeah Cheers boy take notes let's try the latte now st. Frank coffee. Let's see if it's any good
It's actually it is kind of good espresso is a little bit sour
But that's usually how rich people like it so oh you just spilled it on yourself a little bit
But it's okay. My dad just spilled his coffee on it, so I guess that's what happens when you get older
He's not gonna like that when he watches it back. What? nothing. the coffee is actually a solid seven out of ten
Environment, ten out of ten. I mean look at this pretty aesthetic if you ask me we have the nice tiles here
We have the nice wooden tables. We have the nice high ceilings a nice workspace. We have some greenery
It's very rustic. I think it's great
I think they really did a great job with the aesthetic one more thing about it. Is that the ice cubes are humongo.
They're really large, and I like that because I think it looks cool
(music)
Hi Okay, um actually do want to hold this for me make my life easier wow this is good
I could get used to this hands-free baby. Actually you know what it would probably be easier use your– you know what we got it?
You don't want to freakin–No no I would do it but I think it's easier for you to frame it while you're holding it
That's an excuse he just doesn't want to hold it
But we're gonna go to the place that we're gonna take some pictures now. We're going to the tennis court
I love tennis courts don't play tennis, but I love tennis courts
(jazzy music)
Hi puppy! oh god. I hate people's dog voices though. This dog is very soft though. Oh, yeah, we out here boy
Oh, I think he likes me. What do you guys think comment down below? Do you think puppy likes me mmm?
I think so puppy's freaking closing his eyes. I am putting him into a freakin rub induced coma baby
This is lowkey my bae now like I might even take him home
He's so cute, and his legs are so short cuz he's a little weenie pup he loves a belly rub
I mean like who doesn't but I think he's like particularly like a hoe for belly rubs
That's his thing like that's what really keeps him going. Oh my god
Oh my God look at that leg going look at that. Leg. wait. I almost had it going there. It's going hey
Why's is getting inappropriate? I'm sorry look at the wait. Let me get the leg going again
That's like my main goal in life is to like find the dog's
Spot you know what I'm sayin me and him are bonding so hard right now. Hey peace out buddy
I'm putting on some yellow. Glasses. Just because that's
where I thrive
(funky music)
That was so good wait, you know what let's do a little dance segment
We love a talented queen
All right, and that was my dancing for the day also, that's what I hate about that
So um in case you were wondering I actually am very athletic I did sports um
At some point. Today, I'm just gonna be kind of proving to you my athletic abilities not trying to brag all right
Let me show you
First let's do some running all right people now. I'm gonna sprint and it's gonna be really fast
It's not gonna be pretty, but it's gonna be good. Can you make it gun noise with your mouth Please father? okay.
Pow!
Wait wait, not yet I'm not ready,
(inspirational music)
(mario music)
Like even when you're like on your off days like you're still training like in your mind
And then like when you just come out here, you just kill it
And just am so proud of me. my fastest mile time was like 10 minutes
but we're just gonna go now so okay moving on one more thing
(crickets)
I Was a cheerleader yeah, you heard that straight heard that right and um?
(mario music)
Nice. Pretty good right?
(screaming) It was pretty good
Let's do a little jump sequence
(droplet noise) okay im just nervous.
Im nervous
I'm gonna insert a video of somebody else doing jumps right now. We can just act like that's me
Peace out we're leaving this tennis court now. Oh, I need to take some atmospheric shots for the vlog
I'm trying to add in some artsy montages into my vlogs just for a little bit of some
Some context about where I am in this life
Let me know if you're enjoying those or let me know if you think they're fucking stupid
I like making them because I think it's like kind of fun cue artsy montage here
artsy montage right here (sad music)
Euhgh (gagging noise)
Sorry, I didn't mean to. oh Im gonna wave at it Im gonna wave at it
wave now. Thank you so much!
oh my god I just– we need to go
No no no
no they're getting off
Wait It's so bad because normally when you wave
Normally when you wave
They just go by so like you don't have to like interact, I just can't deal with that kind of confrontation sorry, I'm just nervous
(music)
(more nice music)
(swagalicious music)
(nice music right)
(more nice lit af music)
(nice music)
(camera shutter)
I'm just sad because I haven't pooped yet
No see this is why I need to do it
This is why we can't have nice things
(lazy town music)
There you go
*cringe*
(camera shutter)
Dab on the haters people
Frickin, we're done here fam. first step put back on the poopy. It's just a crucial step
I should probably trademark the name poopy jacket if you're using the word poopy jacket
I will copyright it and
You will be sued if you label a fluffy ass muh fucka like this and you put the word poopy in front
Yo ass gettin sued. This is my pop socket. Not sponse definitely would recommend. I used to hate on pop sockets kind of thought that
they're for weenie hut Jr.'s, but you know what I got one, and then I was like well
This is embarrassing. It's actually really handy, so not sponse by pop socket because companies don't sponsor me
But get a pop socket if you want
Hey, there's teen boy on there, and he didn't wave to me you know what fuck you okay ow oh my god
I just dripped over this frickin tree. What the fuck fuck you Christmas is over. Okay, so what we just finished taking pictures now
It's time to get more coffee
Download the photos onto my computer and just chill out so today
Everybody we are going to be going
to this
okay
Let's try this coffee I have very high expectations actually my expectations are just normal
Good that we're just looking at the pictures they're looking absolutely
Swell you already saw them because I include them in the vlogs because I'm generous anyways getting it back to editing these photos now
peace out
Peace peace out all right peace
I'm gonna go to the bathroom now okay bye
Wish me luck
We're not going to talk about it
Yeah
All right almost back to my car. I have been here for four hours and its two hour parking
Oh, we out here boy leaving. we did not get a ticket Wow we love good fortune.
oh It's recording now. It's recording right now
Oh Okay, cool. So are you– well you cant see me though. Yeah I can. really? probably.
maybe not
So we're gonna drop off my dad at his car at his car, and I just thought let's do a little carpool karaoke with dad
No, no, no singing
well then what else is it
Just carpool sitting we don't have to sing here karaoke
I thought if its singing– we're not gonna be singing oh, I hope I don't make a mistake
Are you nervous? What kind of mistake? also wanna know something thats fun?
I've had this in here for two months. it's gonna be like a coffee kombucha
That's gross. I actually accidentally took a sip of it like two days ago, and it was like rotten
And I literally like teared up just because I was so mad their little fluffy things at the bottom of the kombucha
Make a right here
I know that. sorry, but yeah, the little things that float at the bottom of Kombucha like there's nothing wrong with them
But they definitely smooth me out a little bit. They're not like here to harm anyone, but they definitely hurt my feelings
You know what I'm saying. It's a fungus right let's not talk about it. I have the worst hang nails
hmm, I dont know what the solution for that is
Do you want to know what I actually do when I have hang nails that are like really bad
I actually put chapstick on them
Oh that's a good idea
No, it's not cuz it doesn't heal them at all all right all right peace. Let's starting route to home
What the fuck alright so that was a fun day? I hope I'm even filming. There's so much construction going on around here
There's something about construction that really stresses me out because I have like this weird like inner phobia of like
Accidentally driving into like wet concrete and then getting then accidentally like getting
Accidentally getting stuck in the concrete my entire car sinking into it and then me freezing inside of the concrete like my fears are irrational
But I worry about it in my spare time, so I'm a little bit irritable to be completely honest
I don't know why I didn't get a lot of sleep
And so I'm just kind of irritable may be mercury is in retrograde or some shit
I don't even know what any of that means, but I'm just not feeling like myself like I just kind of want to fight
Someone not physically because I that's not my kind of type of fighting. I want to fight somebody
Verbally I just kind of want to argue. I'm not normally this problematic
Yes, actually someone just texted me, but I can't text and drive no texting and driving people don't do it even though
I really want to read it like really bad
I really want to know who texted me because I don't get texted very often so when I do I get excited. Okay I'm at a
Stoplight. I'm gonna look. Okay. It was my mom. See this is why I don't get excited