High heels
They're the type of shoes that are
supposed to make girls feel really...
beautiful & glamorous
and yeah, for the most part they do!
But then there are those girls...
...who are embarrasingly uncoordinated
and they have the complete opposite effect!
I'm one of those girls.
Whenever I try on shoes that have a heel of more than 3 inches
I become a hazard to everything around me, and I will most likely
fall over and break something.
Now, I'm pretty tall already being almost 5' 7'', so I don't really need the extra height,
but there are those situations where I'm going to a fun dance with some friends
and I wanna have some cute shoes to match a dress or a little outfit I'm wearing.
So .... heels become a big option
I go to the store,
I try some on,
and I pretty much look like
I'm trying to walk a tightrope, at the circus.
My ankle wobble back and forth,
I lose all capabilities of balancing
And my arms always stick out awkwardly just in case I have to catch myself
because of my obvious problem with these stupid shoes :(
If you want a visual, basically:
imagine a giraffe, that was just born
and someone strap roller skates to its hooves
and try to teach it roller skates,
across the street
It just doesn't work
Actually my mom finds my heel problem...
hilarious
And whenever we're out shopping or looking for shoes
it doesn't have to be heels
She always try to make me put on some...
ridiculous 10-inch heels that this store has
that are basically at the same angle of Mt. Everest,
that no mortal should ever be able to walk in
just so she can laugh at me, probably break my neck
walking down the aisles.
Basically I tried to avoid heels as much as possible
Actually it's pretty funny
The first homecoming dance that I went to...
I wore Converse shoes,
just to avoid any possible injuries
So, if you ever see me at like a dance or something really formal
you can expect me to be wearing anything but heels
For your, and everyone else safety