Hila, I got a video, I need to show you.
Yeah
It's the weird- I know I say this all the time
but I really mean it this time
it's probably the weirdest one I've ever seen on YouTube
You say that every time
I know I say that every time
but this time I need you to believe me
that this is the weirdest
Like top ten weirdest?
Top one weirdest
On all of youtube?
On ALL of youtube
I swear i'm not overselling it
You're not exaggerating?
I'M NOT EXAGGERATING DUDE
IT'S THE WEIRDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
Not the thing I said last week was the weirdest thing,
and the thing I said before that, that was the weirdest thing
that's not the weirdest thing
This is the weirdest thing i've ever seen on youtube
and I have never exaggerated in my life
Are you saying i'm gonna need this?
You're gonna need more than that, Hila
but you're gonna need that too.
You're gonna need that,
K
You're gonna need uhhh...
K
Oh no
Put that on
Not that!
You put that on because, i'm afraid that if you don't wear that
your a- vision's gonna get damaged
or something...
So
Ok
Can you see?
No...
Good.
Good, leave that on ok?
(Video) HIELO!
THYS EES RUN FOR THE CU-BE
TODAI WE HAVE A GELI BELI PETE RAT GUMAI CANDAI
What?
What are you showing me?
Thats what i'm saying
I don't know how to describe it to you
but it's the weirdest one.
How did you even find it Ethan?
Dude, you know
you're on youtube,
you got your dick out,
you're looking at Prank Invasion ®, couple kissing pranks
and then all of a sudden you're watching
some FUCKIN' PSYCHO DISSECT A GUMMY RAT
Saw VII should be narrated by this fucking guy
GELI BELI
PETE RAT GUMAI CANDAAAI
LEETS SLICE ET OPEN
SO HE CAN
BREEEATHE
hmmm
FREESH AIRE
PETE RAT, TIM-E TO CUMIE ALIVIE
What are we even watching?
Let me see a little more.
Ok so, this guy, Run for the Cube, makes, I think
kids videos
Where he, you know this whole like ASMR for kids shit
but it's weird because
he uses only a surgeon scalpel
euuh
Bright... green gloves
If you go to his banner
on YouTube, it's just a surgeon's... scalpel
Guy,
not the most fucking comforting image
to
yeah
convey to children
or, OR, their parents by the way
TODAI WE HAVE A GELI BELI PETE RAT GUMAI CANDAI
GELI BELI
PETE RAT GUMAI
GUMAI
CANDAAAAAAAAIII
So at any rate,
he has found himself a rat gummy
and he proceeds to
dissect it, as if it were a real animal
using
what can only be described as the most haunting voice
I have ever heard.
gud boaii
VEERAI gud boaii
pete rat eyes (pet rat is)
a VERAI (a very)
gud boaii (good boy)
Have you ever seen this candy?
No i've never seen this candy.
I feel like he special ordered it from the
gummy fucks
He's like:
"Guys. I need you to make me a rat that looks it was boiled alive,
so I could dissect it
while doing the Saw VII voice
for ALL of the children on YouTube."
hahaha
You know how like the toy channels
are the new big thing?
Yeah.
I got a little spin on that.
It's a spin on the toy channel, except instead of
uhhh
having kids have a nice, happy experience,
I wanna haunt them forever
The "haunt you forever channel" is kinda what this should be called.
But guys let's uh, Hila play
(LOWERS HELMET)
A Rat-ta-tat-tat, a Rat-ta-tat-tat, a rat-ta-tat-tat
SMEEL MAI FINE-GEAR
SMEEL MAI, FINEGEEEEAR
Smell my finger? What the fuck dawg
No
Is that what you do to your prey?
In Saw VII when you fucking lock 'em up and disect 'em alive and boil them alive and then you say smell my finger.
Smeel mai feengar
SMELL MY FINGEEM-AAH!
*PC Ethan Stare*
*Creepy musicbox plays throughout* A Rat-ta-tat-tat, a Rat-ta-tat-tat, a rat-ta-tat-tat
SMEEL MY FINEGEAR, SMEEL MY FINE-GEEEAR.
I think maybe you didn't exaggerate this time.
Thank you for finally saying that because I feel like-
and this time only.
This time.
Let's
keep watching.
*Hila laughs*
I'M GABBIN MY PETE RAT
A-HEEAD MA-SA-GEE
A-HEEAD, MA-SAA-GEEEEEEE!
MY PETE RAT HAS, A STRONG BE-YOU-GEE CORD
A STRONG, BEYOUGEE CHOOOOORD!
I MOOST HAVE THYS BEYOUGEE CORD
SNIPE IT OFF-a
SNIPE!
Why does he have to do it like he's doing an actual surgery?
SNIPE IT OFF-a
SNIPE
He uses like, surgical serious scissors...
ah-Y-You can eat a gummy rat! It's a little weird, but you can do it.
But once you get a scalpel, and surgical scissors and start snipping off pieces.
I'm a have a problem Mr. Fucking Saw Voice
*Creepy musicbox starts again* SNIPE IT OFF *honk*, SNIPE!
AWEEE, I LIKEY MY BEYOUGEE CORD
ITE EYES CUTIEEEEEEE (It is cute)
COOT OYOUT HIGHS EYEBALL
CUT OYOUT-
Dawg, dawg dawg, don't, don't cut, don't.
It's too real, like don't cut off the fucking eyeballs with a scalpel.
Don't, just don't do that.
I WONDEER IFE, PETE RAT HAS A BRA-INE
I WON-DEER, IF PETE RAT HAS A BRA-INE
LET'S FIND OH-YOUT
COOT HEEM O-PEEN
I THIANK I FOU-OOND HIS BRA-INE
I THIANK, I FOU-OOND HIS BRA-INE
I CAN NOT PULL IT OUOOT
ITE EYES STOOK EIN-SIDE-EEEEE (It is stuck inside)
(♪) I WONDER IF, PETE RAT HAS A BRA-INE (Ethan: No fuck. Uuuuuh.)
I WON-DEER, IF PETE RAT HAS A BRA-INE
LET'S FIND OH-YOUT (Hila: Turn this off!) (Ethan: STOOOP!)
COOT HEEM O-PEEN (Hila: I don't want to see his eyes being-)
This dude's channel name is Run For The Cube?
It should be Run FROM The Cube.
Run for your life.
Run, just take out the cube. Your life, run
RUN! just-*laughs* RUN
Change the name to RUN dude
*exasperated exhale* Wow.
The new sequel to Saw is really bizzare.
*Singing "Real American" by Rick Derringer* BEM BEM BEM BEM BEMENENAAAH
(♪) BENEM BEM BEM, BENENEN-NAAAA
(♪) BENEMEH MENEMA MENEMAAA NAMAA
YouTube should have like a, system where like a video gets too weird they should send the police over.
The Police just get automatically notified. Yeah.
Just- THATS - for a little check.
That's a really.. interesting point. It's a weird alert
(Police Sirens) The fucking Run For Cube guy is at it again!
Better send the fucking cyber police to check on him!
(♪) BENEMEH MENEMA MENEMAAA NAMAA
BENEM BA-*phone alarm*
Oh man I guess Run For The Cube uploaded another video again
Better stay off YouTube for the next couple weeks.
BENEM BEM BEM BANANANAAAA
BANANAAA MENEMAA MENEMAAANEMAAA
STOP RIPPING THAT POOR MOUSE APART DUDE! (RFtC: NANA NEH NEH NEH BENENANAAA)
IT'S ENDURED ENOUGH! HAVE SOME SANCTITY FOR LIFE DAWG! (RFtC: BENEM BEM BEM BENENENAAA)
DAWG YOUR JUST TEARING IT INSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE! (RFtC: BEMENA NEMENA NEMENAMENAAA)
There's no pleasure in this man! *COUGH*
Can I get you to say brain like him?
BRA-INE
Hila and RFtC: BRA-INE
OH-PEN
Hila and RFtC: OH-PEEN
BRA-INE.
*Slowed down low pitch* BRA-INE
Oh my fucking god. It's you.
It's you Hila.
You're the one behind the green gloves!
I'm calling the cyber police, I know it was you dood!
Was I exaggerating Hila?
No.
This! Is the weirdest video, we've, ever seen.
And trust me, guys I'm n- I'm, really try not to exag-
You're miss, you're one of your things didn't go up.
So we love you, we appreciate you.
Smash that motherfucking like button guys, we are shooting for twenty BILLION likes on this video which has always been our dream.
And we will be seeing you in the next video, peace!
This is my Brofist now.
*Kiss* *Kiss*
We need our own Brofist.
*Kisskiss*
H3H3 Brofist™
We need our own Brofist Hila
Umm.
*Kiss kiss wheeze*
Thanks for watching guys, *Kiss kiss COUGH*
(♪)
Say my name baby.
Hugh Mungus.
Say my name baby!
It's Hugh Mungus!
HUGH MUNGUS WHAT
IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT? IS THAT WHAT YOU DID WHEN YOU SAID THAT TO ME? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME?
(♪)