Hello, welcome to Awesome Time.
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about everything new that's going on in Vat19,
and stick around.
We're doing Stupid Science.
Welcome to episode 119.
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All right, before we get going, we've
got a special announcement from Danny.
Come on in here, Danny.
Hello.
Eric does it rudely.
He's like.
No.
There's something special about this water.
There's something very special about this water.
I got this water from a pond in the office park.
You're safe because you've got the LifeStraw.
Exactly, right.
But why, why are you doing this?
For the entire month of February I
am trying to raise money for an organization called
Charity: Water.
Charity: Water does water projects
in developing areas where people don't have clean drinking
water.
A lot of people in the world and these nations
don't have any other choice except for to walk hours a day
sometimes, miles.
To get a little bit of a taste of that I am walking
for all of my drinking water and collecting it
from natural sources.
Those of you who love Danny-- we do,
he's in so many of the videos--
this whole month he's blogging, doing all of this walking
to get his water.
And there's a card here, there-ish,
that you can click to go check that out.
We also have a link in the description below.
You can find out more about his campaign
and you could even donate.
Simply watching his videos and not skipping the ad--
#noadblocker-- all that ad revenue
that he's generating he's also donating to the clean water
project.
This is our building water, tap water.
Let me try some of your pond water.
No.
It's actually pretty good!
It's not bad, right?
Yeah, it's not bad!
I mean, it could be a little colder.
Well, it was really cold when I got here
because it was only 60 degrees outside.
It's been pretty cold all weekend.
But yeah, is I've been drinking this all weekend.
All right, thanks man.
See ya.
Well, this is awkward.
Oh this--
Let's just-- this worked before.
Yeah, let's do this, just hug it out.
All right, I'm excited about the first product.
This is the Joker Recordable Birthday Card.
It looks like a standard birthday
card which plays a message.
What's cool is when you give it to your friend or your victim
it plays forever, over and over, and over, and over, and over,
and over, and over until the battery on this thing
dies which could be more than an hour.
They'll probably get really frustrated with this thing
and try to break it.
And if they do, they get greeted by a glitter bomb.
This is just an amazing prank birthday card.
I think we should record a message on here.
And there's nobody better than Mr. David Matthews,
the front man of the John Mayer cover band, Bubblegum Tongues.
Hey, David!
How you doing?
I'm doing great.
What do you want like a B-side, deep hit,
or you want a classic?
All three.
Bubblegum kisses and kitten whiskers
all on a Sunday afternoon climbing
under the sheets with you.
Bubblegum kisses and kitten whiskers
all on a Sunday afternoon climbing
under the sheets with you.
Imagine that just on repeat for hours.
That's the fun you can have with the Recordable Birthday
Card available now at Vat19--
[INAUDIBLE] vat19.com.
Did the Jiggy Bot just mailbox you?
All right, thanks, Cara.
All right, thanks David.
Mm, mm, oh, yummy.
Speaking of French fries, here comes our next product.
This is like a stuffed animal container of French fries.
You get five potato sticks also known as French fries.
Each one has a velcro bottom.
You got this nice velour, semi-rigid box
for holding them.
These are great for, I don't know, playing with?
Hitting, hitting things!
Get off!
If you were to ask, I'd give you some.
Do you want some French fries, Eric?
Bad Eric!
I like they're happy faces.
All right, those are the plush French fries.
Heads up!
I'll hold onto these.
Right here.
[? Rabbie, ?] put it right here.
Put it right here.
Put it right there.
Hey, all right!
This, my folks, is the culmination
of our never ending quest for shameless self-promotion.
I give to you the Vat19 keychain.
It's rubber, and it's flexible, and it's
got your logo for your favorite website on there.
But this is not just a keychain.
You can put it on your backpack.
It's cool.
Look at my sweet necklace.
You crafty folks could probably figure a way
to turn it into some earrings.
And thousands more uses that we don't have time to explain.
That's the Vat19 keychain.
Hit me with the next product!
Oh, oh, oh.
This, my friends, is the beast.
Look at this thing.
It can hold cans or bottles of beer.
It's a koozie that looks like a giant fist.
Mm, I know what you're thinking.
You got endless questions about this product,
and we're here to answer them in this episode's Stupid Science.
Stupid Science.
Come on in here, Eric!
Could you grab me a fry?
You want me to dunk it first in this?
No, I just--
I don't have a free hand.
Thank you.
So what's the hypothesis?
All right, this is my hyperloop.
If you wear that I will be able to beat you in Rock, Paper,
Scissors best out of three!
What a great hyperlink.
All right, we're doing this on one,
two, three, shoot rules-- offical Farkle rules.
OK.
One, two, three, shoot!
Boom!
OK.
All right, here we go.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Here we go.
Well, no, I'm thinking.
OK, I'm ready.
You got it?
I'm trying to guess what you're thinking.
One, two, three, shoot!
Oh!
Pssh.
1, 2, 3, shoot!
That's a draw.
OK.
But I got one more chance.
OK, here we go.
One, two, three, shoot!
Yes, I knew it!
Is this segment now over because that was probably the stupidest
thing we've ever done.
Can we change the title to Stupidest Science?
Stupid, est, Science.
Right here.
OK, pretty good, pretty good.
The world's coolest Polaroid camera.
Look at this little sucker.
It looks just like a Polaroid Land Camera.
Don't take my word for it.
Boom.
They're like identical.
And then this one takes a picture.
Look at that.
Little piece of film comes out.
Doesn't take a real picture, but it's still fun to do.
The viewfinder works.
And we know, you take anything and you make it smaller,
it's instantly way cuter-- applies to everything.
That's the miniature Polaroid camera.
Buy it now, Vat19.com.
There it goes.
All right, we're going to keep it small.
Aim small, miss small, Kara.
Aim small, miss small.
There you go!
This is the world's smallest Rubik's cube.
It's just a mini, little, baby three by three by three
Rubik's cube.
And I promise you it is fully solvable.
I personally don't know how to solve a Rubik's cube,
but that's what demo dude's for.
Come on in, demo dude.
Yeah!
Let me hear you say demo!
Demo.
Dude!
Dude.
Demo dude!
Show us how to solve this mini Rubik's cube.
Pretty cool.
It works!
No, you--
Demoed, I turned it, yeah!
All right, so you can't actually solve it?
No, I say demo.
All right.
You say--
All right.
Play me out!
OK.
The always helpful demo dude!
Let me actually show you it.
See, you can actually turn it and twist it like so.
I wish I could solve this thing.
Buy yours now at Vat19.com and you can solve
your own mini Rubik's cube.
Pew.
All right, it's time for fan art,
and because we get so much, in order to speed things up,
I've come up with a cool acronym for fan art.
Fart, fan art.
Whoa, that was, I think, the most fan art we've ever gotten.
It was amazing.
If you want to send in your own fan art here is our address.
You can see it on a future episode of Awesome Time.
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