- We were on the beach and we were camping and we saw
the most incredible sunset.
- Oh cool. - Yeah.
- Oh.
- Ah, I gotta get back to the work.
- Me, yeah.
Yeah.
- I mean, at least you...
- You've seen too much.
(muffled screaming)
(struggling)
I wish I didn't have to do this Raf.
I love you like a brother.
- No, please.
- You know what you saw.
- I didn't see anything.
I swear.
- You saw a sexy selfie
that I sent to someone five nights ago.
And now I have to kill you.
- No!
It's not that big a deal.
- Of course it is Raf.
We used to be friends.
We used to be equals.
- We're still equals.
What are you talking about?
- No we're not.
Not after you saw my thirsty duck face in that photo.
- I just saw a flash of skin.
I didn't even know it was you until you said selfie.
- Of course it was me, Raf.
Who else would have been dressed like a baby?
- That was you dressed as a baby?
- What?
No.
Yeah, fine, okay.
I was sick of always having to be the mommy.
- You are telling me way more than I could have known.
Look, we all send sexy selfies, all right?
Maybe we just forget it.
- Oh, yeah, you say that Raf.
But in a month you're gonna be drunk with Grant or
Raka blabbing your mouth about my titty tattoo.
- What?
- Oh please.
Like my titty tattoo wasn't the first thing you noticed
about this photo.
- No, Allie, that's not the picture I saw.
- What?
Fuck!
Now I really have to kill you.
(groaning)
(both grunting)
- What is going on in here?
- I kind of saw a tiny bit
of a sexy selfie from Allie's phone.
- Oh my God seriously?
- Yeah.
- Oh wow, that is really really bad news for you.
(grunting)
(heavy breathing)
- I should just delete this photo.
(gasp)
- Just create a hidden album on your phone.
- You can do that?
- Yes, it is 2018.
- Oh no.
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