So what you're saying is: these are plugs for my nostrils?
So as you might have seen we've been doing a few Japanese related videos lately
Because we've been in Tokyo a couple of times
And we found some cool things in the stores in Tokyo
This one I am super excited about
Because...
Because you have a huge nose?
Oh my God, I'm so worried about that
I wonder if this is going to fit in my nose...
I have a very cavernous nose holes
So I don't think this is... This is just going to fall right out!
This is called the Nose Mask Pit Super.
And the diagrams are so disgusting!
Have you looked at the back?
Look at the... Oh No~
And they squeeze the water dripping out of it
Really? Ewww...
So I'm not quite sure what this is
It looks like it's supposed to go up your nose
What's wrong? From the diagrams? [S]Yeah.
Like it has a hook in the center
So those go to both sides of your nostrils.
And I can't tell if it's supposed to prevent you from getting germs
Like people wear masks
yeah so and I think that's the thing.
When we were in Tokyo we were amazed that so many people wear masks.
All of the time.
So I think this is masks 2.0
So you don't have to cover your face
You just cover your nose holes.
So that you could breathe cleaner air that way
I Guess. The diagram looks like it's spitting out germs.
It looks like he is trying to blow a boogie but his boogies are coming out like yellow particles everywhere.
Just open this up.
Ok, we're going to try this out. Nana Adventure~
Nanana nana. Ooh I have a hanging nail I just realized right now.
Um... I'm gong to rip the box!
Oh they've got lots of them!
Multiple nose plugs for both of us to try.
I thought I had spent $10 on one!
Yeah, I know. [S]We've got a few out here, it's for you.
Ok, these look like contact lenses. [S]Do they come in different sizes?
Ear buds, for example: Martina and I can't share ear buds
These are actually made in Japan, by the way.
They are?
I think they come in the same size.
Violent sneeze.
It looks like spiders.
Looks like I'm ramming spiders up my nose.
Oh no. [M]I dropped some.
That was uh... Let me rub my toes on that.
Ok. Gross.
Before we put these in I'm going to actually hyper-zoom-in the camera
Because people wouldn't actually be able to see what's going up our nostrils.
Right now it's as if we're holding nothingness.
Ok, so wait a second.
That's not even coming close to covering your nostrils. [dolchikku]
HOW DARE YOU?!
You know I'm sensitive about my big nose!
Sometimes when Simon is sleeping
I find candy that I want
And I put it in his nose like a squirrel hole
He doesn't notice
And I wonder why because sometimes in my dreams I'm like
"Mmm everything smells so sweet"
It's because Martina is trying to murder me.
I don't try to murder you
One shot.
Let's do this.
Jjang!
I don't even get how this works.
It actually... [M]How far in do you go? [S]Barely goes up my nose holes.
Aww~ Poor Simon.
Yours is Definitely in not the right way.
I look like I have a septum piercing!
It smells like plastic and burnt stuff
Yeah it smells like burnt plastic.
Wait, you can actually feel a bulb in with my nose.
See up there.
Martina has very tiny nose holes.
Can I see your nose?
Ok, it is Not working for you!
Let me get the camera closer. [S]No, I'm going through
No it's not!
ok? [S]Ooooh... You'll embarrass me more!
Ok, so there is Simon's nostrils.
The "you so nasty" hat works perfectly at this point
You can see the gap between Simon's nostrils and where that's actually supposed to be
So much roooom....
Ok, now love, do this for me.
I'm going to change spots.
And then you show everybody what it looks like on me
Ok. Oh yours goes in but you still see a lot of room around there
But there is a lot of leeway at the bottom.
Oh, this is so gross.
Yeah, pull that out.
Oh my God...
Ooooh... So... It used to be white, but now it's all yellow.
No it's still clean!
This is awful. This feels like torture.
Eww... You Do have stuff in yours.
Gross! Oooh... This is so gross! This is the most horrible WTF we've ever gotten!
This is so horrible, horrible, horrible.
I'm throwing mine across the room.
It's so... DON'T THROW YOURS! IT HAS GOT BOOGIES ON IT!
Oh my God, it's sticking to the wall!
You just threw a boogie bomb
Like Boogie bomb it ooon [Beenzino - Boogie on & on]
Final verdict:
Don't do this.
I just feel so... violated right now.
You should be.
I feel like they've touched nostril parts that I've never touched before.
It's gross.
I'm leaving.
I had fun with this one, putting things in my nose that don't fit.