- What do you mean, what else?
It's all her...
and some babies?
(laughter)
- These yours? You got a kid?
- Yes, I have a son.
You got a whole baby?
Oh, (beep).
- Hi, my name is Austin.
- My name's Chloe Holdridge.
Yes.
- I mean, I'm single, so I am on dating apps.
I talk to lots of guys.
Someone that's also open and honest,
someone who's stable
and just has things going for them.
- I mean, it's not shallow to say
she gotta be, like fit.
So like... I'm really like an athlete.
So like, I'd like for her to have a good physique.
- Obviously I go through like her Instagram,
kind of see how she is,
how she portrays herself.
- His initial messages to people is, is very telling,
like is it a "Hey"
or is it a "What are you doing tonight?"
- I didn't really have a chance to like,
delve through my photos at all.
- Sure. I'm ready to make a fool of myself.
- Hi.
- Hey
Try not to drop my phone.
- Okay. Well, he should have put a protector on it.
Okay. I'm just looking at selfies right now.
Oh, he works out.
He's at a gym or maybe like a home gym?
- Yeah. I have a sweet home gym set up.
- Yeah, a little bit, it looks like.
- Yeah.
- He has lots of pictures of girls on here.
Lots of screenshots.
He has the weirdest shit in here.
Like there's a picture of a girl
on a bike with her ass out.
- Uh... It pops up on my feed.
Maybe I want to share it
with my fellow brethren.
- This is like a dating app profile.
Like, I mean, I guess if he's sending it to someone
like a friend and saying,
"Hey, is this girl cute?"
That would be normal.
But he like, has them still,
like, this is from so long ago.
Dude, he screenshots everything.
Like, it's just a slight bit creepy.
I'm wondering if I've seen him on Hinge
because I also have Hinge.
I'm gonna look at that really quickly.
Okay. So he looks cuter in his Hinge profile
than he does, like, in his personal selfies.
Oh, he's got a fitness video, pushing a sled.
He's kind of doing it wrong though.
Oh, well I'm a trainer.
So he's not going low enough.
- Yeah, I know...
- Maybe not the one you post, you know.
Post the best workout video.
- Yeah. I mean, I've gotten plenty of comments on it.
- Oh, god. This is the message that he sent.
"May I interest you in some fornication?"
(laughter)
- And the girl replied, "Sounds tasty."
That was the end of convo.
- That was a good one.
- I feel like he is shorter than me.
He looks like he is
anywhere from 5'7" to 5'10".
Maybe 5'10".
- I'm not 5'7".
I'm not 5'8".
I'm like, 5'9 1/4".
- I'm 5'10".
- Oh, yeah.
She'd fucking tower right over me.
- Yeah. My phone is, like...
mild compared to that.
- Go for it.
- Your battery's low as fuck.
Charge your phone.
It's all in red.
This bitch about to die on me.
She does the whole, like, personalization thing.
Like, what are these called, widgets?
- Yeah, it's cute.
- It's kind of basic.
- Oh my god. He's hella rude.
- Let's just start with Instagram.
"Athlete. Founder of Define Beauty Brand."
Is that like your personal business or...?
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, neat. That's kind of cool.
- Fitness pics. She's feeling herself.
Yup. She got, yup.
Yeah. She's yoked.
- I'm bigger than you.
- She could beat the shit out of me for sure.
I mean, obviously, she thinks she's cute.
That's for sure.
All these different angles and all that.
- Dude. He is so judgy.
Like, I was nice to him.
- Oh, I see some ass!
Oof. There's a lot of skin going on here.
(giggles)
- See, these didn't make the 'gram.
What do you mean, what else?
It's all her... and some babies?
(laughter)
- Are these yours? You got a kid?
- Yes. I have a son.
- You got a whole baby?
- Fuck no!
Still live with the parents, right?
Oh, fuck.
Probably not, no.
I'm a child myself.
I'm sure she's fantastic.
- I'm going to take him out.
- I don't doubt it at all.
Damn! A lot of selfies.
All right. So let's just...
I'll go in fucking Hinge!
Let's go. Dating app for a dating app.
Let's do it.
I got two likes in the queue.
John, looking like an idiot.
Liked your photo.
Oh fuck.
I'm messaging this dude right now.
"Hey, cutie."
"You plus me tonight."
Let's see. Does he also have a kid?
Hey, kid for kid.
Here you guys go.
You guys can have like, dates with the kids.
(laughter)
That's awesome.
- Ugh.
(laughing)
- Oh, I'm in for it now!
(laughter)
- What's cracking, Chloe?
- You know, I was really nice to you.
You're just really rude.
- Just a lot of screenshots.
naked women.
- I don't have naked photos.
They're probably a little bit risqué,
but like, you know.
- Did you even find my risqué photos?
- 100%. 100%.
You look good without clothes on!
I mean, yeah. I mean, that's, that's good.
- Now you've seen them,
so I should just delete them.
Try again.
You actually look better in person.
Your selfie game is a little, like...
- 100%.
- It needs work.
- My photos are garbage!
- No.
- No, I mean... no.
- I think you're nice.
I think you're funny.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You're just a little rude
- Just blunt.
- But definitely not each other's type.
And like, I have a kid
and if that's like an absolute no, then goodbye.
- Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
You gotta put out your intentions
and what you're looking for upfront.
Like obviously, you don't meet it, so no harm.
- Yeah.