[Brian the Minion Intro]
Kevin: The GameCube startup. Let's watch!
Stuart: Okay.
Minions: Woah!
Brian: Shhhhhh!
Minions: Yeah! Yipee! Yipee!
Minions: Yeah! Yipee! Yipee! Brian: Shhhhh!
Minions: Yeah! Yipee! Yipee! Brian: Shhhhh! Shhhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Kevin: Woah! Cool, dude.
Brian: Shhhhh!
Bob: Hey, hey!
Stuart: Brian! Look at me! What are you going to do?
[Bob Laughing] Stuart: Brian! Look at me! What are you going to do?
Brian: Ah! No, look at you!
Brian: Grrrrrr!
[Minions Stare at the Google Logo in Horror]
[Minions Laughing]
[Stuart Playing Guitar and Singing]
Brian: Ah, shhhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
[Minions Howling]
Brian: Ah! Disney won't turn you into dogs. Shush-a!
Stuart: Woof, woof!
[Stuart Licks Brian]
Minions: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Brian: Da, stop-a! Rainmaker is not scary!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Oh! Shhhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
[Minions Acting Like Chickens]
Minions: Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!
Brian: Shut up now! CBBC does not mean chicken. Shhhhh!
Minions: Woah!
Minions: Woo hoo!
Minions: Yeah!
[Stuart and Kevin Annoying Brian in Dancing Clothes]
Brian: Down!
Minions: Yipee!
Minions: Yipee! Yipee!
[Stuart Rocking Out to Pixar Animation Logo]
Usher: Time to put your walking boots on!
Stuart: Woah!
Bob: It's us!
[Minions Cheering]
[Minions Chanting]
Stuart: Minions!
Brian: Shhhhhh!
[Stuart Burping]
Brian: Ah! Stop that right now!
[Minions Singing]
Brian: Stop-a! If you don't stop, I'll make you pay!
Stuart: CBeebies!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Oh! Shhhhhh!
Stuart: I'm a dog. Dogs like to sniff, lick, and watch logos!
[Minions Headbanging to Lukas Craft Studio Logo]
[Minions Spinning]
Minions: Bow wow! Woof! Bow wow!
Brian: Ah! What is with you minions and dogs!
Minions: Yeah! Yipee! Yipee!
Minions: Yeah! Yipee! Yipee! Brian: Shhhhh!
Minions: Yeah! Yipee! Yipee! Brian: Shhhhh! Shhhhh!
[Minions Headbanging to THX logo]
[Brian Struggles to Hang on to his Seat]
Grampa Simpson: Turn it up!
Grampa Simpson: Turn it up! TURN IT UP!
[Brian Falls to his Seat, Slowly Getting up]
Brian: Pffft! Enough of this.
Kevin: Hey, Bob. Stuart! Look at the Nokia logo.
[Minions Laughing]
Kevin: Woah! Cool, dude.
Brian: Shhhhh!
Minions: Ahhhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shhhhh!
Stuart: Roar!
Kevin: Grrrrr!
Bob: Meow!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Da! Shhhhh!
[Minions Cheering]
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Ah! Stop-a! Stop-a!
[Boing!]
[Boing!] [Boing!]
[Boing!] [Boing!] [Boing!]
[Bang!]
Brian: Hey! Grrrrrr!
Brian: Stop throwing hats!
Stuart: Eh, hello? Anybody home?
Brian: Ah, shhhhhh!
Stuart: Hop!
[Stuart Flying and Singing]
Brian: Ah! Stop-a! Just shish, shush-a!
Stuart: Ah, backflip time!
Stuart: Woo hoo!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Ah, shhhhh!
Minions: Woah!
Brian: Shhhhh!
[Kevin and Stuart Singing]
Brian: Ah! Stop-a!
Minions: Woah!
Stuart: Apple time!
[Minions Drinking]
Stuart: Ah, ha ha! Prepare to lose in the ultimate straw battle!
Brian: Shhhhh!
[Stuart Singing and Playing Guitar]
Brian: Ah, shhhhh!
Stuart: Woo hoo!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Ah, shhhhh!
[Kevin Spitting]
Brian: Hey! Stop that right now!
Bob: Hey, hey!
Stuart: Brian! Look at me! What are you going to do?
[Bob Laughing] Stuart: Brian! Look at me! What are you going to do?
Brian: Ah! No, look at you!
Brian: Grrrrr!
[Minions Laughing]
Minions: Bow! Bow wow! Bow! Bow!
Stuart: Bow!
Kevin: Woof!
Bob: Woof!
Brian: Oh, okay.
Usher: Well, if it isn't Mr. Talks too Much!
Brian: Ow! Ooh!
Brian: Why me...