- You thought I was going to hell for a long time.
- Oh, that's when I still believed in religion, though.
- God, well--
- But I wasn't wrong, I mean,
Baptists do believe Jewish people are going to hell.
(soft upbeat music)
Great, wow, guys, thanks all for joining me.
My one night stand, my couple-months relationship,
my years relationship.
Thanks for doing this, I can't believe we got
all of you here, well, is it that embarrassing
to date me that you gotta hide your face?
- The simple answer is yes.
- Great, I just want to make it clear,
I didn't dress like this for you,
I dress like this for all my interviews.
So I just wanted to know, why do you think
you all turned out to be frogs
instead of Prince Charmings for me?
- I think you walked up to me like I was a piece of meat,
and then later admitted that that was 100% what you did,
so I kinda felt objectified a little bit.
- Sorry.
Tell me, what went right in our relationship?
Like, what are some things that I did well,
so that I can carry that on into my date coming up.
- You're really funny--
- Stop (mumbles)--
- My friends liked you a lot and thought you were funny.
- I'll agree, yeah, I'll say that, yeah.
- Is that all that's good about me?
You didn't bring anything to this, Baghead?
- I wasn't gonna say funny at all,
I was gonna say, very creative.
- That's something I should keep.
- [Baghead] Yeah, keep that going.
- What's something I should get rid of?
- Have you thought about that lip tattoo?
- I can't undo that.
- Don't be mean to him.
- [Kelsey] Was I mean to you?
- No!
- I felt like you said no, but you meant yes.
Why don't you think we turned into
more than a one night thing?
- Uhh... (exhales)
- That's cool, I don't wanna put you on the spot--
- No, that's fine.
- I just wanted to know why you didn't, you know,
Text, or call me back, it's fine.
- [Ian] It's cool.
- Uh, Ben, so you broke up with me.
- Yep.
- The night before my birthday, why?
- That's kind of a dick move.
- Kind of a dick move. Alright, uh, Baghead.
You and I had one of the longest relationships
I've ever been in.
Why do you think it didn't last?
- Ah, man, deep question there.
I think you got progressively crazier.
- Shut up, Ian
- To the point where it had gotten too crazy.
- Yeah, I went a little psycho towards the end there.
- Yeah.
- Listen, I'm not proud of who I was when I dated you,
I'm not, I'm proud of myself now, and I believe that.
How was the sex?
- I'm not answering that question.
- Not as good as my current girlfriend, who I love dearly.
- Great answer.
- Not as good as my current girlfriend, who I love dearly.
- Oh, it was good.
- Thank you.
- Do you guys think I'm a derp princess?
- I think you used to shower as much as a derp princess.
(laughter)
- Last question, do any of you guys want
to get back together?
- Baghead?
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- We're not your best friends.
- Watch it! (glass clinking)
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(tires squealing) (surprised shout)
- Ah, shit!
Am I doing this right?
- Yeah, you're looking good!
- That's the name of the show.
(techno music)
- [Narrator] Watchable.