[laughter]
>> Something I’ve noticed is
there’s no n-word equivalent for white people.
There’s cracker, Kremlin, goober, gringo,
moon-cricket, honky,
Elvis,
and, my personal favorite, OJ-hunters.
The only thing you can call white people
to really hurt their feelings is racist.
They hate that word,
I mean it really hurts their feelings.
Like, I’ve been called the n-word.
You call a white person a racist,
they lose their minds.
[silence] Yeah, I thought
that’d get white noise.
Okay, that’s my time. >> Jordan Temple, everybody.
Alright, how you crackers feeling?
[laughter]
>> That crowd was brutal!
They hated me!
Oh man.
>> Alright dude, I’m going to give you some advice, I’m sorry.
Like just comic to comic,
you talk about race a lot.
>> And you can’t stereotype
all white people as being racist.
>> Yeah, no, I didn’t say that.
>> No, it’s—
look, you know that not all white people are racist, right?
>> I know. I never said that.
>> You made us feel bad.
>> Okay, I don’t know what else I’m supposed to say here.
[on TV] >> Because they’re forgetting about one whole segment of the population!
>> It’s not a contest, you’re not being oppressed—
>> It’s a ridiculous omission!
It’s a ridiculous omission. >> Everyone needs to calm down—
>> That all sounds well and good, but where does it end?
>> Exactly.
And now we have comedians like Jordan Temple
using this word just for shock value.
I’m going to show this video but I’ll warn our viewers:
it includes very offensive language.
>> Something I’ve noticed is the only thing you can call white people
to hurt their feelings
is [bleep].
They hate that word.
You call a white person [bleep],
they lose their minds.
>> Wow!
>> I think what Jordan was trying to say
was that there’s been no word
to oppress white people the way
that there has been for black people.
>> Really? Because I feel oppressed, that word oppresses me.
>> Look, if the word [bleep]
upsets you that much—
wait, did you just bleep me?
>> That word is an act of hate speech committed by people
who think they can tell us what we can or cannot say.
Well I’m here to tell them that they can’t say that.
>> If that’s the case,
it’s only because you might be a [bleep].
Stop bleeping, there’s just no reason to bleep that word.
>> She said it again, wow. Our children watch this show!
>> Whoodeewoo! Whaddup my racist?
>> Shoot, how you doing? >> My racist!
>> Those dudes just reclaimed the word racist?
>> Hey man, look I don’t know how to tell you this, dude,
I can’t let you go on tonight.
>> Why?
>> You know that set you did, about the word ‘racist’
hurting white people’s feelings?
It hurt a lot of people’s feelings!
>> See there’s white people, and then there’s racists!
[laughter]
Every time white people wanna have a good time,
ignorant-ass racists gotta #*¢% it up!
[laughter]
>> He’s basically just doing Chris Rock.
>> But funnier!
It’s a new spin on it!
>> White people love tennis.
Racists love racquetball! [laughter]
>> Oh man, I don’t even know anymore. >> Whoa!
>> Hey! What was that?
That felt very aggressive.
>> I was just walking here, officers.
>> Wait a minute — matches the perp exactly!
>> Exactly!
>> Man, that’s Kendrick Lamar.
>> What’d you just say to me?
>> That’s it, buddy. This n*&&3%’s going downtown!
>> Now that was definitely racist.
COPS: Yeah!
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