- Hey I'm Tony Hale.
- Hey I'm Jodie.
- I'm Anthony.
- I'm Megan.
- I'm Myles.
- Hi I'm Julie.
- I'm Angela and--
- Today we're gonna be watching a scene
from my show Archibald's Next Big Thing.
Lets do this.
(upbeat music)
I'm the voice of Archibald.
He has a much higher range than I do.
- Lets give it a shot.
So I typically sometimes lose my voice a bit.
But I love channeling him,
he's just so full of joy
and I feel like we need a lot more of that
in the world today.
- [Narrator] With his siblings away Archibald was
- I like this egg house!
- They lie in an egg?
Oh, they're birds it makes sense.
- [Narrator] Archibald was busy
asking Officer Jones an important question.
- More corn muffins Officer Jones?
- Look at these colors.
- The wallpaper!
- Look at Archibald's wallpaper.
I mean who decorated his place.
You know what,
they did a Queer Eye cross-over episode.
I feel it.
He's definitely been Queer Eyed.
- Jelly with your corn muffins?
- [Narrator] An important question.
- Is Archibald wearing like a doormat?
- a basket?
- It does look itchy.
- He looks like he's knit.
- Well, its cable-knit if you're fashion forward.
That's all I'm saying.
- When you think you'll find my stolen fridge?
- May I be blunt?
- I don't know what that means,
but lets give it a shot!
- We're never going to find your fridge.
- What?
- I just love this police officer's honesty here.
- He has his mission but he always gets distracted by food.
(laughs)
Which by the way, I can relate.
- I'm sorry--
- I'm so glad to see the police-y mustache.
- The owl looks a little bit like Tom Selleck.
- I'm still trying to figure out if Officer Jones,
the owl, is black or not.
'Cause he likes corn muffins which could be cornbread,
which its my favorite so I'm just sayin'.
- I'm from the South.
Corn muffins are a southern staple.
That's just a flat fact.
- Ah bummer. (gasps)
Are these real?
- I feel like whenever anyone asks "are handcuffs real"
it's never gonna lead to anything good.
(handcuffs jingling)
- On the plus side your newly installed Ultralup 9000
will keep this house safe and secure.
- Oh, thanks Larry.
- On the downside,
you cuffed yourself to that chair.
(handcuffs clink)
- Uh oh.
- Allow me.
- And here's the master key,
look how gorgeous that key is.
- That key's so pretty.
Never seen a handcuff key look like that!
Don't ask how many handcuff keys I've seen.
- That there's a master key.
It'll open any lock in town.
- Wow!
- The cop is not concerned that this dude
has a key to open up any door.
Archibald is for sure a white dude.
- If I had a key that could open any door.
- That key would open every restaurant in the food court.
- Open whatever door contained a mattress
and just take a fat nap.
- Do I go to BevMo?
On Rose day?
- Sneak into someone's house
that I've always been really curious about
and like rummage through their medicine cabinet
or their underwear drawer.
- Not in a creepy way but,
a door to Beyonce's rehearsal studio
so I could just see the magic as it's happening.
- Not a great intro to Beyonce.
(pager beeping)
- Wow! A pager!
- Am I gonna have to explain to my children what a pager is?
It's like a smartphone that doesn't so anything smart.
- I absolutely owned a pager when I was younger.
- I did.
- I begged for one!
- Who didn't own a pager back in the day?
- I had the like cool see-through pager.
- It would go like right here on my Girbaud jeans.
It was a fashion statement
- We learned all the like codes.
- Like 831 meant "I love you"
- I think you could spell "boobs" on it.
- Nobody paged me but like my mom, but like I had one.
- (gasp) He forgot the key!
(truck starting)
Larry! Wait up!
He's gone.
What do I do with this?
- Well just return it to Larry's shop.
- I wanna wipe his face,
he has some corn muffin on his face.
- Important key I'd hate to lose it.
- You'll be fine son.
If you get into any trouble just use your head.
Oh! And one more thing,
you think I could get a to-go box for those muffins?
- He may not seem to know what he's doing, like as the cop
but remember owls are nocturnal creatures
so it's like 3 A.M. for him right now.
So he's kinda tired.
- [Narrator] And so Archibald went to return the key.
- Look at Archibald go.
He's got like a swagger.
We should all carry ourselves like Archibald
which I think was like this.
- Help! Somebody please help!
- C'mon Bee! Lets check it out.
- Bee bee.
- [Narrator] Well that didn't take long.
- This is another reason why I love Archibald,
is when he decides to do it,
he always has a yes-and-attitude.
He's like you know what? Lets do it!.
- Please help!
My son's melting,
ice cream cake is inside my accidentally locked car!
- Who has not accidentally locked ice cream cake in the car?
Just kidding that's what I do when I eat it
and don't tell the kids.
Oh it melted whoops!
- We need to get that cake outta that car but how?
- I'll smash the window!
- Bee bee.
- The bee's wearing glasses,
he's clearly the brains of the operation.
- Hang on kid!
There is a better way!
(dramatic music)
(key clicks)
- I love the anticipation.
(ice cream bubbling)
- Turn it! Archibald! Turn it!
(lock clicks)
(door opens)
- Woo hoo!
The chicken saved my kid's life,
affirming birthday cake.
- Pausing in-between words,
really changes the meaning of the sentence.
- The chicken saved my kid's life,
affirming birthday cake.
- (laughing) The chicken saved my kid's life
affirming birthday cake. C'mon!
- You're a hero!
- A hero?
- He's a hero in a doormat.
- I think one of the most heroic things
that I've ever done for one of my kids
is save their lives on the daily.
They're two and a half and 14 months
and lets be honest,
it's an hourly thing.
- I'm a hero by the hour for my kids.
- There's a lot of like,
lets just keep this child alive,
please just stay alive.
- I went over a fence about a little over four feet tall
to rescue a one dollar toy.
I tripped, I fell,
I landed and I snapped my ankle
and couldn't walk in it from three months,
and had two surgeries.
So one dollar toy!
So worth it.
- I give Archibald four out of four melting ice cream cakes.
- Seven Tony Hales. I mean who doesn't love Tony Hale.
- One out of one key.
It's the key to my heart.
This show is super cute.
- I mean I can't joke about this,
this is a perfect show.
'Cause this is my show.
And I highly encourage you to watch it.
It's amazing.
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