- Do you think that you look
more like your dad or your mom?
- Well, I just look like a kid so, ya know?
- Well, I know, but do you look like a kid version
of your dad, or a kid version of your mom?
Or neither? - Just a kid version of me.
(illustrator laughs) (upbeat music)
- Hi! - This guy, hey.
- What are we doing, today?
- We're gonna draw your parents.
- Okay? - Yeah.
- Sound good?
Do you want to start with your daddy or your mommy?
(Ernie laughing and gibberish)
- Daddy! - Daddy!
So, let's start with his face
because that's easiest for me
when I draw people. - He's glasses on his.
- And what do the glasses look like?
- They're triangles. - They're triangles?
Okay, so he has small triangle glasses.
And then, how about his eyebrows?
- Thick and bushy. - Thick and bushy?
Almost like two caterpillars
just kind of sitting on his face?
- Yeah, he's angry! - He's angry? (chuckles)
Okay.
Why is he angry?
- Because I slipped and dropped the cat some peanut butter.
- You dropped the cat some peanut butter?
How could you do that?
(slamming)
- I don't know.
Is that a mustache?
- No, but we can add one if he has one.
What does his mustache look like?
- Like thin. - Oh, and it goes,
like all the way, like that? - Yeah.
Okay. - And (laughs)
my daddy's face.
- [Illustrator] And that's your dad's face.
How about your dad's hands?
- They're big as an elephant.
- Oh, he has giant elephant hands?
- [Ernie] (laughs) My dad is so funny.
- What does your dad do for work?
- Makes peanut butter.
- Oh, he makes peanut butter? - (mumbles)
- So, we'll make him like,
mashing up some peanuts.
So, there's your cat's tail,
sticking out. (Ernie laughing)
What's your dad's name?
- Joe. - Joe?
Okay, so Daddy Joe. (Ernie laughing)
Let's draw your mom, now.
What does she usually wear?
- The hat that says heigh ho,
like a heigh-ho hat. - Oh, it's like
a baseball hat, kinda? - Uh-huh.
- Okay.
How long's her hair?
- Like, this long.
- To,
(laughing) you keep going longer.
- It's like, now. - Now.
- What can you tell me about
her face? - Her eyes are square.
- [Illustrator] What color are her eyes?
- [Ernie] Purple.
- Purple.
What kind of face does she have?
- A smiling face.
- Oh, so she's nice and smiley.
And her lips, are they thin or are they thick?
- Thick. - Thick, okay.
So, she's got luscious lips.
- [Ernie] What is that?
- [Illustrator] You said she has a really,
really big smile. - (laughing) Oh.
- Big lips,
and you said she's also
skinny.
- Yeah, no! - No.
- I said,
I said she was round. - She's round, okay.
- Yeah, and then, there's reindeer
on her shirt. - Oh, okay,
so they're short sleeves. - and has short sleeves.
- [Illustrator] What should we make her doing?
- We should make her jumping out of her desk.
- Do you think that your mom and dad
will like this drawing? - Mm-hmm.
(laughing in background)
What's so funny?
- [Woman] You.
- [Illustrator] Okay, are you ready
to introduce your parents to the world?
- Okay!
- This is my daddy and that's my mommy.
- Okay, and what's your dad doing here?
- He is smashing peanuts.
And the cat is in the peanut butter.
- All right, what's this?
- It's a reindeer!
- [Woman] Who's coming, Ernie?
- Hi. - Yeah, who are these people?
- Grandpa and Grandma.
- Now, are they your dad or your mom's parents?
- They're my dad and-- - Your dad, Joe?
- It's Mike. - Oh, it's actually Mike.
- [Man] What the hell? (laughing)
- That's? - [Man] You literally
drew your uncle. - That's you,
that's you. - You literally drew
Uncle Brian as he would like to be seen.
- [Ernie] Well, that's you
smashing peanuts.
- I've never done that. (laughter)
- Apparently, that's your job. (laughter)
- Thank you. - (laughing) You're welcome.
You're welcome.
(playful groaning and laughing)
- [Ernie] Bye-bye! - Okay, bye, bye.