Hey, speaking of judging things, tWitch
and I are going to be the judge of which of my staff members
has a secret.
Here's how it works.
I'm going to introduce three of my staff members
and then they're going to tell us a secret.
TWitch and I are going to have to guess whose secret it is.
Today, we have Tracy, Dave and Shannon.
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Hi.
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Alrighty then.
So, Tracy, tell everybody what you do here.
My name is Tracy and I'm a supervising producer here.
Yes, you are.
Dave, of course, is in many, many skits that we have here,
but Dave tell anybody about you.
Well, my name is Dave, and I'm a stage coordinator for the show.
And my secret is I'm addicted--
Not yet, Dave.
[LAUGHTER]
Too soon, too soon.
[LAUGHTER]
Don't be premature.
[LAUGHTER]
Shannon, tell everybody what you do here.
Hi, everyone.
I'm a writer for the show.
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And you cannot kick your yourself in the face.
We've learned that.
That was-- you tried to make us think that that
was a talent of yours so now you're telling us
you have a secret.
OK.
Let's-- Tracy, what's the secret?
All right, well, my secret is that I am
addicted to lotto scratchers.
[LAUGHTER]
Lotto scratchers.
OK.
Dave.
Well, my secret is that I'm addicted to lotto scratchers.
[LAUGHTER]
Shannon.
Well, Ellen, my secret is that I'm
addicted to lotto scratchers.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
TWitch, what are you feeling?
Can we ask a question or we just guess.
Yeah, we can ask.
I'm going to--
I'm going to eliminate Dave.
I think he just wanted to be--
[LAUGHTER]
I think he just wanted to be part of this.
And I don't blame you Dave, we haven't used you
for a while because of the COVID thing,
and I'm sure you miss being in bits.
So, yeah, I'm glad you're here.
OK.
[LAUGHTER]
What do you want?
What's the question?
Tracy, when was the last time you did a lotto scratcher?
Sunday, Valentine's Day.
And how much was it for?
About $100 worth.
You bought $100 worth.
All right.
Shannon, how many do you do a day?
I'd say on average, two.
Well, I wouldn't call that an addict.
[LAUGHTER]
Two or three a day?
Two or three day, and 15 to 20 a week.
What have you won?
What's the most you've won?
I won $100 on the PAC-MAN.
That's a new one.
What are your favorite scratchers, Tracy?
I'm not even going to ask Dave a question.
Tracy, what are your favorite?
[LAUGHTER]
I like the Set For Life one because it
would set me for life.
[LAUGHTER]
On average, what do you spend a week on scratchers?
A lot.
Like I would probably like a couple--
like 100 plus.
Does your husband know this?
No.
[LAUGHTER]
Well, I'm going to guess it's--
He does know.
That's why I got to get some on Valentine's Day
because I was on a freeze and then
I asked him if I could buy some on Valentine's Day.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
I'm going to think--
I think it's Tracy.
What do you think?
I know you--
Dave, you can leave if you want.
You don't need to stay--
[LAUGHTER]
It might be Dave.
[LAUGHTER]
I have a question for Dave.
What do you-- you have a question for Dave?
Yeah, yeah.
Dave, have you done lotto scratchers?
Many times.
When was the last time you did it?
Last weekend.
And what were you-- what were you scratching for?
I brought lotto scratchers for myself but I was doing it
for Valentine's Day for my wife, but I also--
that's how I can incorporate it into my--
That's just a lie.
[LAUGHTER]
That's just a-- it's just--
He just--
I'm going to be--
I'm going to be the odd person out.
I'm going to say--
I'm going to guess Dave.
All right.
You're going to guess Dave?
Yeah, I'm going to guess--
All right, good for you.
I think it's Tracy.
Shannon, again, thank you for being part of this bit.
You were--
[LAUGHTER]
I guess Tracy and tWitch guesses Dave.
Who is it?
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It's me.
Look at that.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]
Tracy.
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Yeah.
It's hard to figure out where you are Shannon, I know.
All right.
OK.
Dave, that wasn't even a good lie.
That was not even a good attempt.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm so honest.
I know.
[LAUGHTER]
For playing, I'm going to give all of you
scratchers, except for Tracy because she has enough.
What's your biggest win, Tracy?
What have you won?
I won $500 once.
$500.
And what have you-- what have you spent?
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, I took it back and got more lottery tickets.
Well, this was a fun game.
We'll play it again.
And great seeing all of your faces.
We'll see you soon.
We'll be back.