You're going on Instagram.
I'm going on Instagram.
I have not been on Instagram.
So, yeah.
You've never been on Instagram.
OK.
So we're pretty successful on Instagram.
Well, you have like 50 million-- over 50 million.
Yes, so it seems to be going well for me.
So I'm going to give you some tips because this seems to be--
and the things that are popular.
All right, so--
You probably know.
No, no.
You're the best.
I need you to be my master.
All right.
That didn't come out right.
No.
Not at all.
It was just the wrong choice of words.
All right.
So I'm going to take a picture of you.
But, the popular-- no.
No.
Duck lips.
You have to really--
Yep.
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
OK.
You have to take a selfie in a mirror.
A lot of people do that.
So [? Zeney, ?] come on out.
You have a mirror?
So I need a mirror?
Yeah.
All right.
So, you'll take the picture.
OK.
All right.
You'll hold it.
I hold it.
So, it's in the mirror?
Yeah, but not covering your face.
OK.
So I could be down there.
So down there.
Like that.
Yes.
Oh, geez.
Jesus.
So down in there.
So--
All right, yeah.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
All right.
Good.
We got that.
So that's good.
We got that.
OK.
Another thing is-- oh, you know what people really respond to?
Either animals or kids.
People love-- like babies.
Cute babies.
Right.
Let's bring a baby out here.
So we just grab somebody's baby?
Yeah.
Oh!
Hey.
Can I hold you?
Mind if I hold you?
How are you?
She's right there.
Hey.
You want to be on Instagram?
Look.
Oh, the ducklet face with it.
OK.
All right.
Good.
Make the baby-- tell the baby to do duck face.
Can you do the duck lips?
Look, look.
Can you do a duck face?
Look.
Like that.
Oh, no.
I've ruined it.
I'm so sorry.
See what I'm saying?
Take the baby away.
All right.
How you doing?
They usually like that.
Don't you do that to babies?
Sorry the mean lady squeezed your face.
It was so gentle.
Why you hurt that baby, Miss Ellen?
All right.
Here's another thing.
Oprah, man-- she gets so many likes
when she holds vegetables because she's
got a vegetable garden.
So-- wait, so just hold veggies?
That's all you have to do.
Wow.
You know how many likes-- she's got so many followers just
from that.
That's her garden.
Now, that's impressive.
So wait.
So she does that, and then gets a lot of views.
So we need some vegetables.
All right.
This is going to help you tremendously.
OK.
All right.
Hold on.
Wait.
Let me put the hat on first.
Sorry.
There you go.
Wait.
Do your face.
Yeah.
All right.
Start crying now.
Start crying.
Yeah.
Got it.
All right.
Thank you.
This is easy.
I'm good at this.
I know.
All right, first of all, for this one,
you have to pay really close attention to me, OK?
Look at me really, really intently,
like you're really listening to something.
Aahh!
Oohh!
[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
That was a good one.
That was very good.
It's like bungee jumping.
Yeah.
OK, hey.
Hey.
I mean, this is your show, so you're all going
to have to clean this chair up.
All right.
One more.
It's going to be like a Throwback Thursday!
OK?
A Throwback Thursday!
All right, we're going to go back there and change.
And we're going to take a picture.
Back this way?
Yeah.
All right, we'll be right back.
Throwback Thursday!
All right.
Throwback Thursday!
That was great.
Yeah, he got me good with that one.
[MUSIC - DJ JAZZY JEFF & THE FRESH PRINCE,
"THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR"] Now this is a story all about
how my life got flipped, turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.
Right over there?
All right.
There we go.
Right here?
All right.
Here we go.
Oh, we're matching that.
(AUDIENCE SINGING) West Philadelphia, born and raised.
On a playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school.
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood.
Got in one little fight, and my mom got scared and said,
you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
All right.
Let's see how we did.
How'd we do?
Oh.
All right.
Hi.
I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos--
like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
like "ball peen hammer."
And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities--
if you're into that sort of thing.
Aaahh!
[BLEEP]
God-[BLEEP]!