Congratulations! Here's some poo!
What?
[music]
Simon! Congratulations! I got you this card.
Oh! Thank you. What am I being congratulated for?
For...being hungry?
Yay!
I'm so hungry!
Ok, so it says Congratulations and...
she's holding poo.
It's a big pile of poo!
Ok [open it up!] Let me see what's on the inside,
and there's poo on her head,
there's poo...it's a he! There's poo on his head.
How do you know it's a he?
Because this is Dalki. Dalki is the girl that looks like a strawberry,
and the dude is Dalki's friend.
So, either way what you're saying is that...
she's giving poop, and he wears the poop on his head.
Why is that a congratulations?
Well, the party's not over yet.
OH BOY!
We had a poo card, and...
I think it's party time!
Let's Party Time!
Actually, it's Let's Patry Time.
What?
Patry.
Oh my gosh you're right! Let's Patry Time.
Ok so, this is...[a giraffe?]
No, this is actually a donkey, you know why?
Because right here it winds up saying "my name is ass
my name is ass my name is ass my name is ass my name is ass"
Just in case you weren't sure the first time,
they let you know five more times that my name is ass.
Ok, put it on, donkey.
Do I have to put it on? This is my celebration for being hungry.
Yay! [It's Patry Time!]
You're really hungry. [Am I?]
This is actually really soft.
Oooh, luxurious [I mean...]
You know who would like that fur? [Spudgy]
Super Junior.
Oh yeah, I don't understand these weird ways of congratulating and celebrating
but here you go I have my donkey ears now.
Frankly if I saw you I'd think you're a giraffe,
I think this is more like monkey.
What monkey has ears like that, Simon?
Monkeys have little rounded ears.
No!...really? Oh these are pointed ears.
Yes! Some monkeys don't even have ears there
they have ears on the side like humans.
I don't know who made you the monkey expert of this relationship,
But [that's not a monkey ear] that title belongs to Spudgy, not you.
Ok guys, please tell him that those are not monkey ears.
Ok well the party's not over yet [oh boy!]
We are going to umm...party booms!
We're doing some party booms. [some party booms] yes!
Uhh, I've never seen anything like this [ok]
Maybe I've just never shopped around enough for party stuff, but
you have to inflate them, so wait a second.
There's a straw [there's a straw included so]
I don't know if this is a firework. Here, Simon: hold the straw.
Ok we have an elephant and we have...a...
dolphin [Dolphin]. So essentially I have to stick the straw up his bum,
and blow in some air.
Ok ready? [I don't think the elephant likes that]
[music]
Ok, there's air in there [ok] alright. [your turn] My turn.
Ok, I'm sorry dolphin, I didn't mean to do that to you,
[music]
Ok it's sealed.
And we are supposed to just squeeze it, and it's gonna explode.
So if you squeeze it really hard it explodes in your hand.
That's what she said. Anyways, ummm,
The only thing I'm worried about is I don't know if this is like a firework,
like a gunpowder thing or if this is just air,
so I'm worried that if I like point this at Simon's head
I might like take out his eye,
Can we just point it at NOT my head?
[awful singing]
Ready? Here we go:
WEEEEEE!
So it just shoots out a bunch of curly strings,
really cool! Actually, they went really, really far I'm surprised.
It did, yeah!
And it was really quiet,
I think this is a lot better than confetti because
it doesn't make a huge mess everywhere
you can just pick this up all at once. Yeah!
Look we're tied together!
Oh boy. Yeah!
How do they even come out the first time?
Oh you know why? Because it was wrapped in here.
AHHHHHHH
Ahh so it's wrapped in there and then when you pop it out like that
then it just shoots it all out.
It's sealed like this.
Ahhhh it's very smart.
That's really really cool! This is like safety guns for children.
Do we have any more? Oh no we gotta save them for our giveaway
at the end of the month. So one lucky person
is gonna win a...Patry Time Ass Hat,
a poo card, and along with these little party booms.
Yay! [Very cool]
Why are you sticking your finger that way. It doesn't look very good.
He had it coming.
Ready? Oh no I'm picking his nose ewwwww...
We're way too, we're enjoying this a bit too much.
[gong!]