- What in the world?
That was the best surgery in my life.
I'm such a pro!
Such a pro!
Wow!
Help!
Life alert.
Hi guys, its Jordan,
and today I'm getting my wisdom teeth out.
(laughing)
So it is currently 7:14 right now,
and I have my appointment at 8:00 this morning
to go get my wisdom teeth surgery
and get them removed
so I'm not gonna have any wisdom anymore.
(laughing)
I'm kinda nervous,
but the only part I'm nervous for
is the IV, literally everything else
I'm not nervous for at all.
I'm just nervous
I'm gonna freak out during the IV but,
based off of everyone that I've talked to
and all the videos that I've seen,
that part is the easiest part.
It doesn't even hurt at all so,
that's a really good sign
but we'll see whenever we get there.
So I haven't been able to eat
ever since dinner last night so,
I'm kind of really hungry
but I can't eat anything so,
that's not very good.
Also, I'm excited to see which reaction type I am.
Usually when people have anesthesia,
because I'm having anesthesia when I
get them taken out.
Usually they have one of three reactions,
and that is either
you're super chatty/loopy,
you're very tired,
or you're very emotional
and you're just crying all the time.
When Audrey, my older sister,
got her wisdom teeth out,
she was very emotional
and I was not expecting that,
and so I'm very excited to see
how I react today because
I honestly feel like
I'm gonna be a mix of all three,
but if I had to pick one,
I feel like I'm gonna be loopy.
And I'm crossing my fingers
because I want to be loopy
because I don't know,
I just wanna see what I'd say.
Okay so, we're about to head over
to the oral surgeon and start the process.
Let's go.
- [Mother] Here she is, she's all done.
- I'm freezing.
- [Mother] You're freezing?
- Yes I am.
Ugh, I just feel so tired.
I'm surprised that I'm not crying.
How long?
- [Mother] A half hour.
- I thought it'd be 20 minutes.
- [Mother] Yeah, it was short.
- 20 minutes.
- [Mother] They're very fast.
- It's really not that bad.
- [Mother] Yeah, don't be nervous.
- Don't even worry.
I don't know what I'm saying.
(laughing)
- I want to do this again.
- [Mother] You want to do this again?
(laughing)
- Take a nap.
- [Mother] You wanna take a nap?
It was a good nap.
- Yeah.
- [Mother] It is a good nap.
Well guess what,
now you can go home and watch movies.
- Can we go to Jamba Juice?
- [Mother] They said you can have a Jamba Juice.
- Yay.
- [Mother] That's what you were hoping for, right?
- They gave me a blanket which I really
appreciate because I'm cold.
- [Mother] Yeah.
- Is this what it feels like to be high?
Its just like wow.
I would not know.
- [Mother] Do you remember the IV?
- Well okay, here's the run down.
So, I laid in the chair
and then they were like
putting these things
on my wrist to make me
pay attention to my heart rate or something.
Can you hear me?
- [Mother] Yeah.
- Awesome!
I'm such a pro!
Can you for reals understand me at all?
Well if you're wondering how it feels to
get your wisdom teeth out
it's just like wow.
Also, but I'd like to clarify
if you have a huge phobia of needles like me,
it is not that bad.
And I have a very extreme phobia of needles.
- [Mother] Which is worse,
a shot or an IV?
- The IV was way better.
- [Mother] Yeah, IVs are not a big deal.
- This is not that bad.
My throat is so dry.
Wow (laughing).
- I'm ready for my photoshoot.
Wow, whoa.
I'm glad they brought me a blanket
because I'm cold.
I'm not crying though.
Yay!
I didn't want to be a crier?
Hi (laughing).
Wow!
What in the world?
I look like a walrus.
I'm not a crier!
I didn't cry at all.
Mom says,
she's never gotten her wisdom teeth out before.
- Not that I remember (laughing).
- So that's kinda crazy.
Wow, where are we going?
- [Mother] Home.
- Well now that the nurse is gone,
I think its time for a party.
Whoa (laughing).
- [Mother] You did good.
- My oral surgery was top notch.
Cars are weird.
They're flying.
Did you know
that there's going to be
flying cars in the future?
In the next 10 years,
there's going to be flying cars.
That's whacko.
- [Mother] Do you want a frosty at
Wendy's right now?
Yeah?
- Yeah!
See, I'm always
always down for a milkshake.
Did they, did they give you my teeth?
- [Mother] Yeah.
- They did?
- [Mother] They gave me your teeth.
- Yay!
Okay, I wanted to see my teeth really bad.
- [Mother] You wanna see them?
- Yeah!
Hopefully, they're not bloody.
Look at this!
That's my teeth!
Wow, it's all numb.
I'm going to forget this entire conversation
in two seconds.
Wow, that was not as bad as I thought
it would you guys!
There's no need to worry!
Look!
I got the IV thing
and I'm not going to cry because
it actually did not hurt.
I don't even remember when I fell asleep.
I can't swallow.
What in the world?
Okay.
Oh what was I saying?
Now that the nurse is gone
it's time to get crazy.
Wow.
That was the best surgery in my life.
I went to bed
and two minutes later I was like
welcome back world.
Here I am.
She's filming me too.
I guess that means I'm funny (laughing).
- Also, my cheeks are not puffy.
This is such a crazy experience.
I actually
10/10 would do it again.
- [Mother] (laughing) 10/10 you'd do this again?
- Yeah!
This is so crazy!
I feel like
I'm floating.
Is this
this what it feels like to be high?
I am having the time of my life right now.
Mom, are you proud
of me?
- [Mother] I'm proud of you.
You did very good.
- Yay!
And I'm terrified of needles.
And now I have this.
(girl screams)
It fell off!
(upbeat music)
That's what my.
- [Mother] You want them to see your gross teeth?
- That's what my wisdom teeth look like.
I'm going to put it under my pillow
and that's going to get me like 100 bucks.
- [Mother] You think?
- From the tooth fairy because that's a lot of teeth.
You have four eyes right now.
(laughing)
I'm looking at you and you literally have four eyes.
You have ones right here and ones right here.
I have a bunch of things I want to talk about.
Do you wanna do a little Q&A?
- [Mother] Who is your most favorite person
in the family?
- I'm not dumb, I can't pick someone.
- [Mother] Who's your least favorite person?
- I don't have a least favorite.
These are, these are trick questions.
Wow!
What was Audrey talking about?
In her video she said
her tongue felt like sandpaper.
That's a lie.
- [Mother] Maybe to her it did.
- My tongue feels normal.
- [Mother] She's having a party.
- I feel like people,
they make it sound so scary,
but I'm living my best life right now.
The only thing that's numb
is this part right here.
I don't think they took out
this teeth, did they?
I only had three, right?
- [Mother] I think they didn't.
- Yeah (laughing).
Yes they did (laughing).
Wow.
I'm going to treasure this forever
as my first IV badge of honor,
and I don't like IVs.
- [Jake] Jordan, who's your favorite brother?
- The world may never know.
- So we gotta go to the store
and get Jordan some medicine,
her prescriptions,
and then I'll just have
Jake and Ty watch over Jordan
and I'll be back.
- I'm going to reveal
my deepest secrets?
- [Jake] Yeah.
Now that's not going to happen.
My brain
is at maximum power right now.
(laughing)
- [Jake] Your face don't say that.
- Logan, come here.
Come here.
I don't have the strength.
Wow.
Okay sorry, I love you Logan.
I didn't have the strength to pick you up.
- [Jake] But you did!
- That was a lot of work.
- [Jake] And he runs away from you.
- Wow, how rude.
Are you kidding me, he just ditches me like that?
- [Jake] Yeah, he likes me better
right Logan?
- Okay, ask me some questions.
I'm so ready.
- [Jake] Okay.
- Give me a math equation, go.
I don't even like math.
- [Jake] Ugh.
- Two times two.
Four.
What about what's nine plus 10?
21.
(laughing)
- [Jake] What's the square root of pi?
- I don't like that question.
(laughing)
- Okay.
So last I remember
I was laying down like this
they're like, "are you okay?"
And I say "I'm really tired"
"And I'm a little nervous."
And so they're like this.
They put an arm pressure thing on me.
They put a heart rate pressure on me
on both sides,
so they can listen to my heart beat
and then they
gave me the IV
which was not bad at all,
and this is coming from someone
who has a phobia of needles,
is like very afraid,
it was not bad at all.
Do not worry about the needle, it's so easy.
But then they put sunglasses on me
and I was like wow this is pretty neat.
I look so cool in these sunglasses.
And all of a sudden I just sat there
and then the room never got loopy.
I just sat there and all of a sudden I was like
goodnight,
and that was the story bro.
- [Jake] Guys, we're about to see what Jordan can do.
- Wow.
- [Jake] And now she's asleep.
(laughing)
- Sike, I'm not asleep yet.
(laughing)
I'm actually full of energy.
I want to go run somewhere.
- [Jake] No, no.
(laughing)
- I think I'm ready to go run.
I would just like to give a shout out
to my
oral surgeon
who was very nice.
I don't even remember what my oral surgeon
looks like
or his name but,
they gave me a Jamba Juice gift card,
and I love Jamba Juice.
Also, all the stress about this wisdom teeth stuff
is completely gone.
I feel amazing.
I think it's time to do a trick.
- [Jake] Jordan.
- I want to do a somersault.
- [Ty] No Jordan, Jordan no.
Jordan, no.
No Jordan.
- [Jake] No.
- Ready for this?
- [Jake] No.
- I'm a gymnast, I know what I'm doing.
- [Jake] Not when you're like this, Jordan.
- Wow!
Wow.
That was the coolest
somersault I've ever done in my life.
Wow!
- [Ty] Jordan, stop.
- Help me up brother.
Come on!
I can't get up.
Life alert, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Wow.
Oh my goodness.
- [Jake] You're light.
- That was like a rollercoaster ride.
That was so fast.
Am I going to remember all this tomorrow?
- Nope.
- [Ty] No.
- Oh I'm having a party right now.
Wow.
I don't know why
I was so nervous.
Because this has honestly been like one of the
best days of my life.
I don't understand why people
cry when this happens.
Literally, this is such a blast.
I didn't cry at all,
so my makeup is on fleek.
I'm such a pro!
Such a pro!
I really want a hamburger right now,
but I have a feeling that's not going to happen.
- [Ty] Wait, you say you're hungry?
- Yeah.
Ugh.
Can we get a,
a cat?
- [Ty] No, Dad's allergic
and Audrey is allergic.
- Ow!
- [Jake] Careful.
- [Ty] Don't, don't, don't.
- They missed my vein.
You see this?
How could they?
Look at that.
They put it right here,
but my vein is right here.
That's it, I'm becoming a doctor
cause these people don't know
what they're doing.
- [Jake] You need to go to school now, Jordan.
- [Ty] Yeah, you're late.
- Okay, let's go.
- [Jake] No.
- I think we should.
Bye guys.
Agh.
(laughing)
- Help.
- Life alert.
(laughing)
I've fallen and I can't get up.
Whatcha doing bro?
- [Jake] Your band-aid is falling off.
- Can I just get a normal band-aid?
This looks stressful.
- [Jake] No.
- This is making me stressed.
I want a normal band-aid.
- [Jake] No.
- [Ty] No, we are smart.
- I want a normal band-aid.
- [Ty] Go get one.
- Oh my goodness.
Wow.
- [Jake] Yeah, just lay here.
You're okay.
(laughing)
- I was going to get up on my own.
No!
I want to get up on my own,
and sit up on the couch.
Pull up!
Crunches all my abs.
It'll pay off.
- [Jake] Aha, your band-aid's falling off.
No, no Jordan.
- [Ty] No, no, no, no.
- Yeet this out of here, I don't want it anymore.
- [Ty] No, no okay.
- Wow.
Happy Halloween by the way.
Where's mom?
She takes so long to go to the store.
- [Jake] It's only been like 10 minutes.
She's probably chatting with all her friends.
And I'm just like Mom,
I want to eat my Slurpee.
Oh someone texted me.
Oh!
It's Amy, I'm going to talk to Amy.
She's donating blood.
Oh what a good friend.
I need to send her a picture of myself.
Agh!
Wow this is not a good look for me.
I'll prepare for my photoshoot.
This is a picture I took.
I think I should post that to Instagram.
That's a cute picture.
Feel my lip.
Come here Jake.
Come here.
(upbeat music)
- It just feels like your normal face.
- I didn't feel anything.
When you touched my lip, I didn't feel any.
That's completely numb.
- [Ty] You can't feel it?
- Hey guys.
I just got a view of myself in the viewfinder.
Photshoot time!
(upbeat music)
I hope you got so many good screenshots from that.
I'm trying to do my best.
I'm determined to not cry in this video.
I want a regular band-aid though.
This one,
this is not good.
We're going to chuck it down the stairs.
- [Jake] Did it go down the stairs?
- Oh look, they bruised my arm,
and they missed my vein, I thought they were
supposed to put it right there.
Do you know that saliva is supposed to help
heal wounds?
That's what I was trying to do.
- [Jake] Stop.
- I can't lick it.
- [Jake] That's disgusting.
- Its too far away.
- [Jake] Look, Logan thinks you're disgusting.
- [Ty] He's like bye.
He puts his butt to you.
- It's too far away, I can't do it.
Mom's home.
Can we do a photoshoot?
Boys, can I take pictures of you?
- [Jake] No.
- Why?
- [Jake] It would be so awkward.
- I think I -
- [Jake] Because you're gonna drop the camera.
- I don't drop the camera.
I'm really strong.
- [Jake] And plus, you won't
remember how to even take a picture.
- I think I know, you press this button right here.
I know how to work a camera.
(laughing)
Mother, are you home?
- [Mother] I'm at home.
- Did you go to the mall?
Why is there
a pink bag there?
You went to the mall without me?
I could've gone to the mall, I feel perfectly fine.
- [Ty] She said she wasn't hungry,
and then she said she was hungry.
- [Mother] Don't you want to eat your smoothie?
- Yeah, but I don't, I don't know how.
- [Mother] Just use a spoon.
You can take out that.
Go throw that in the garbage.
- I can take these out?
- [Mother] Yes.
- All right, you guys.
It is way later in the day.
I've fully recovered.
I'm no longer loopy.
I'm like not even puffy at all.
I don't know why I've gotten like so lucky,
but I'm about to head to bed.
It's getting kind of late,
and I honestly feel like perfectly fine.
This is the weirdest thing ever.
I honestly, okay, it's so weird.
My mom when she like,
when she had anesthesia before,
she was super tired and just like sleepy.
Audrey, my older sister, was balling her eyes out.
I was loopy.
We literally hit all three categories in our family.
What in the world?
That's so crazy to me but,
that was it for today's video.
I hope this video is funny.
I haven't looked back on the footage yet,
so I'm really nervous to see what I said.
If you enjoyed it,
give it a big thumbs up and share it with your friends
to embarrass me.
(laughing)
Comment down below,
what were your guesses before you watched this video?
Did you think that I was going to be
tired, loopy, or sleepy?
Because I wanna know.
Thank you so much for watching.
I'll see you guys next time.
Bye.
(upbeat music)