Alright
It is
It's a shame that i have to make this video
but
Apparently there are
people out there
who
are
So stupid
they're like literally beyond
comprehension
it is impossible to understand
how stupid
they are
and
you know were going to
delve into that
dark
corner
of humanity today
with my
most recent video
How to Make Money
Without Working
now
i thought
i really
really thought when i was
making this video
that it would be
like
incapable of being misinterpreted
I thought
just
looking at the title
it would be pretty obvious
that it was a joke
I was wrong
apparently
So, let me
get into this video
a little bit
By the way the video itself
Says
that you basically,can make money
without working,by sending in
email to Barrack Obama
and he'll send money back,and
it's a pretty a obvious satire
making fun of people
who think that they are entitled
to money
that they dont work for
is the point of the video it's not the trick people is to make fun of those
people I never thought that anyone would actually believe this video but they did
so we're going to get into that now let me first set this up by explaining some
of the obvious jokes i threw in there to make you laugh
first of all I blamed poor people on the the rich bankers on Wall Street keeping
all the money for themselves a popular cliché I thought that would tip some
people off i said i did a years of research in a dark room in front of my
laptop I said that I discovered a secret that you know only the
one-percenters knew then i proceeded to say that you write an email to the
president basically saying I want some money can you give me some so that was
the contact that was the content of the email not meant to be believed by the
way like some people don't understand and then so after that I go and say oh
yeah the first the next step is to sit on your lazy ass
ass and do I have to explain drive to explain how that is not a joke or don't
explain that one to you guys like that I thought that would clues some people in
that I said part of the process is to sit on your lazy disgusting fat ass but
apparently that flew over some people's heads
ok then i say you get a letter in the mail from Barack Obama himself and the
letter says yes you are capable of breathing unassisted therefore here's
$5,000 my frustration is going to be pretty obvious when we go through some
of the comments i just want to set it up
ok I were just words getting started and i threw in some extra little jokes you
know just like a little bit easter eggs that are kinda obvious but I thought
they'd be funny august 35th that's the date of the letter you know that doesn't
exist for the sort of signature its Barry Obama and I I just scribbled as
the signature
ok then there's a form that says how much money do you want and that's the
form that you send back now you might think Joe why are you getting so upset
why are you so frustrated over this video is this is obviously a joke
who would take this seriously if you're one of those people who like actually
has a brain in their head I'm sorry I'm sorry for what I'm about to do I'm about
to rip your faith in humanity right out of you
ok so prepare mentally and physically for the stupidity that you are about to
encounter in this comments section are you ready all right let's scroll down
let's see some of these comments from real people by the way who watched this
video in its entirety
ok these people watch this video
the same one that i just described I don't know how this is true and if
anyone noticed but the date on the letter is August 35th 2016 this is not
possible
really what makes you say that i took this guy seriously for a minute
glad I caught up to him bullshit before trying out some of his experiments which
some of it looks extremely dangerous
yes guys
if you watch this video you know that it is life threatening to send an email and
sit on the couch
it's valid in India or not
how are these people capable of breathing on their own
how did he even form those words on the keyboard
after watching this video and thinking that you can send an email to the
President and get $5,000 mailed you every single day he asks if it's valid
in India this channel is AIDS
actually there's no argument there you know what fuck you this is shit fucked
lie i don't even think I'm capable of responding to that level of intelligence
I think he's just so far above us that we will never be able to comprehend
what's going on in his brain because he will always be able to outsmart us this
honestly has to be one of my favorites
look at the date aughhh 35 2016 it's August nineteenth 2016 dumbass
oh she told me so I responded are you in Mensa you know the high IQ society she
goes she responds no but I know you're in the dumbass club
well community the gamer you got me you spotted it you spotted the one thing in
the video that suggested that it might not be real the date August 35th drill
really wants to know is this real is this real is it possible to get five
thousand dollars a day from writing an email to the President of the United
States is it possible is it real
guys I don't know this is not real sure at least he's sure guys at least he
knows Joe how about making you great tutorials instead of this video where
many
there's if you like making these start a new YouTube channel
oh you mean a new YouTube channel with fake tutorials haven't thought of that
don't get me wrong I like you but please make something useful
farewell and have a nice day oh you know thank you for that suggestion where I
should make a new YouTube channel with a joke tutorials on it you know that's a
great idea I'm surprised no one's done it before I thank you yes in Shawnee and
go do that right now actually
Rohit he's at least a bit skeptical asked how they find your address to send
you the money that's that's the question he has about the video that's both
that's the one thing that the he he's got questions about the rest of it's all
fine he just wants to he's curious a minute how did they find his address
you're gonna have to keep thinking about that one the date
nice try next time show us how to unsubscribe you without doing anything
hey is this in America only not in other country i don't know i haven't tried in
any other country
why don't you email your president and see if he'll send you some money
okay go ahead and do that Joe I am a citizen of India and living in India as
well can I get the money to I not live in u.s. than how I get money
I just
I don't get it i I just don't get it that these people are really alive these
people exist they are real
I don't know if I can last much longer going through these we're going to
finish up pretty soon i think that there is no 35th August in the calendar
he thinks you're not sure but he has a suspicion that August 35th might not be
a day on the calendar
uh-oh not sure about that one maybe want to go check
can anyone go and check if the 35th of august is a is in the calendar her I'm
sorry but your scientific explanations for all the other videos you have done
look to be very convincing but practically they have hardly worked out
for me
Oh God guess apparently some of them work i follow all your videos but none
of them unfortunately worked so now you give me a solution
he wants a solution as to why they're not working
apparently he's watched several of my videos and i don't i don't think there's
hope for him I think we're going to have to think we're gonna have to just put
him out of his misery and hide him and ban him from the channel there's nothing
I can do for him at this point
dude you're just really sad
well after reading these comments you're right i don't care if this is a joke or
not
spoiler it is you lost a subscriber best news I've heard all day
alright i think i've done with these comments i just had to vent a little bit
so i just want to say if there are any of you out there who still have not
counted for your apparently very thick skulls what this channel is about is a
satire channel i'm going to read you the definition of satire and I want you to
pay close attention all right I want you to remember this for the future the use
of humor irony exaggeration or ridicule to expose and criticize people's
stupidity or vices
particularly in the context of contemporary politics or other topical
issues i don't really focus on politics but i think it should be pretty obvious
what this channel is about if you have half a brain cell especially considering
i just told you the point of this channel is to make fun of stupidity
whatever that may be
whether it's making a video making fun of people who just want to get
everything for free or free cable hey is it possible get free cable no oh well I
want to know how to do it anyway that's the kind of stuff making fun of oh you
know what I don't feel like going to work today is there any way I can get
free money i'll let me just go on youtube and search it up
that's the kind of stuff I'm making fun of I'm not hoping people will do that
and find my video it's just in general making fun of the people who do that
okay if that makes sense and sometimes it seems like I've gone too far because
i have not been obvious enough for these people kind of block to my channel and
think it's a legitimate source of magical tutorials basically so they
subscribe and watch multiple videos and wonder why they're not working so if
there are any of you out there i genuinely suggest that you be more
skeptical
this is ridiculous that their this amount of people that they just don't
even have a clue they don't even have a clue it it's shocking to me and it's
it's kind of funny but it's more sad and that's really why I wanted to make this
video to just vent and kind of make a public service announcement that there
are people that are this stupid and if you see them in real life
try to do you know there's actually they're they're beyond help
I think this video's done so for those of you actually understand what this
channel is about or now understand or get a better idea
thank you guys for watching
i have mentioned this we passed a million subscribers i don't know how
many of them how many of you actually know that the videos are jokes
hopefully it's at least a majority but there's no way for me to tell so
hopefully you guys enjoyed this video
maybe i'll do more like this in the future just off the cuff
if you did enjoy this video leave a comment if you're going to leave
something vitriolic just don't even bother going to be probably start
putting more filters that because i don't want to see this stuff you know to
me it puts me in a bad mood when i see the stuff so keep it to yourself
you guys have any legitimate suggestions i would love to hear them or on Twitter
so I've rambled on long enough i think i will see you next time hopefully if I
don't jump out a window after reading more comments so as usual
have a good one