[Gaby] This shouldn't take long.
Just need to restock some essentials,
maybe buy a new pegging kit.
[Allison] It's okay, I'll just stand by the condoms
and pretend I'm in a drugstore.
[Gaby] It'll take one minute tops.
[Allison] And then you'll help me mail my package at UPS?
[Gaby] Yes! Tit for tat!
moaning sounds
Oral pleasure gel for him? Where does it go?
[Nick] Allison?
[Allison] Nick! Hi!
[Nick] It's been forever.
[Allison] Yeah, um, since you dumped me.
[Allision] I tried to call you a couple of times.
[Nick] It's so good to see you. You look great.
[Allison] Really? I just cut my bangs
super unevenly.
[Nick] Well it's workin' for ya.
[Allision] ...
[Nick] You seem... happier, more relaxed
[Allison] That's so weird, I don't feel that way at all. How have you been?
[Nick] Living the dream...
for an immigrant kid
who's only dream is to live in America.
[Allison] That's a really weird thing to say.
[Nick] I .. I can't get over it. Allison Raskin.
In the flesh.
What ever happened to us?
[Allison] I really don't know because you wouldn't return my calls.
[Nick] I think I just felt stifled. You know?
You had all these expectations of me and what it meant to be a boyfriend.
[Allison] You never even agreed to be my boyfriend.
[Nick] Exactly
because of the expectations.
[Allison] ...
[Nick] But, maybe I was just projecting
because the girl I'm seeing in front of me right now
does not seem like she thinks sex and commmitment
are the same thing.
[Allison] Oh! No, no, no! I am just waiting...
[Nick] I also remember you having ...
really cold hands.
[Allison] Yeah...
[Nick] Like, inhumanely cold.
[Nick] They're still pretty cold.
[Allison] Yeah.
[Nick] That must be nice in the summer.
[Allison] Not really.
[Nick] What were you holding?
[Allison] Nothing, my hands are just that cold.
[Nick] No, before I saw you, what were you going to buy?
[Allison] Oh, I'm not here to shop. I was just looking around.
[Nick] It's okay. You don't need to be embarrassed.
It's not like I caught you jerking in a playground, you know?
I'm also in this store.
[Allison] Yeah, why are you in this store at 2pm on a Wednesday?
[Nick] Oh my girlfr.. um.. this..... girl i'm kinda seeing
[Nick] has some intimacy issues. So..
I wanted to get some fun stuff to help loosen her up.
Not everyone is as open to experimentation as you.
She's probably yell at me for even
walking in here.
[Allison] Why are you supposed to be at work?
[Nick]
[Nick] If I knew you were this funny and open
I never would have left you for my neighbor.
[Allison] I knew you liked your neighbor!
[Nick] Yeah, everyone knew.
Now tell me,
What..
made you cum?
[Allison] Seriously, Nick? What made me come?
[Nick] Yeah, what made you cum?
[Allison] Well! I um...
Came ... for these mint flavored condoms
and this dam
and i came to get this massager for the naughty bits
and this spray
and I came to have a night light
and I came to use my untapped sexuality to diminish you with BDSM!
I came to destroy you!
[Nick] You're crazy.
[Allison] Crazy for sex!!!
[Gaby] I was gone literally just for 5 minutes.
[Allison] What does any of this do?
[Allison] Where were you?
[Gaby] I guess you'll have to tune in next week to find out.
[Allison] Oh right, I forgot this was a two-parter.
[moan]
[Allison] Actually, this is some sort of cleaner. I'll get this.
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