hi I'm Josh hi Molly and I'm Josh's mum
and this is jolly would you be home like
when you get invited back to when your
school friends houses mom it's your
first time on the channel I don't know
this is afternoon tea yeah you've laid
out for the table of six but that's like
a choir man of an Englishman right
absently when you get our cakes and
sandwiches you put out two times as much
as it'll be it you're you're pouring
very well you look like a professional I
mean your little fingers like poking up
a little bit very very nervous so I'm
actually shaking a little bit
okay you dropped on the table though
yeah but the table's fine you guys see
you mmm that's nice good old English cup
of tea so I think we should clarify
apparently the first recorded tea
drinkers were in China and quickly
moving over to Japan and Korea so you
know they've been drinking people back
one day we came late to the pond wheat
bar yeah we did
well we sort of took it all we did
that's all right we did that one love
think English you know go to the British
Museum
yeah I mean we've got loads of stuff in
there that's Nick where'd you go to
England I'm like no no no we don't want
any new with slinky and we call it
English tea yeah it sarcastically name
in England if you have tea pretty much
always has meal
yeah you don't ask people if they want
milk you asking me so much sugar and if
they know they don't eat milk then they
say open your blackly well then you're
like yeah fine okay
can have sugar yeah one spoon or two
three hey psycho Wow okay three and then
I'll do if you want build a building
cycle of it is acceptable the Devas and
you can see my character I have a team
with three sugars reporter this you know
I think I'll take out but tea time it's
not just tea is it no I mean everyday
when we drink tea we don't Google this
we just have dinner but then when you
take tea time that's something else
isn't it it is and this is afternoon tea
this is often in tea so nobody other
than the Queen does this every day right
okay nobody thanks people have a tea
break in your name that's true yeah and
when you play cricket which mean when
you have lunch and then you have tea
what in the middle of a cookie gate yeah
yeah okay right guys sorry I know you
guys are winning but I mean this doesn't
mean time out this means bring in the
cakes spawns okay so walk us through
afternoon teas very extensive well you
have to have some ideas just to your
face as always like these little
triangle sandwiches with the crust cut
off cut off there's a variety but these
are two common ones egg Thank You combo
we do it okay sandwich war without the
crust and breads just so fluffy
wow it's boiled egg mashed with
mayonnaise egg matrimony okay Thank You
Batman
mmm after - with a nice cup of tea
goodness no well that's really good high
stakes no concentrate right
one-handed this time rogue yeah thank
you
so you've had an ache once and I need to
keep over one no what's this in here
Polly yeah no but what's the that's not
cucumber well I'm suspicious that you
dropped it isn't ah well the thing is
when I was growing up my mom was I can't
stop
oh I know it's gonna be pickles I'm
gonna be polite and finish it okay so
the savory base now we're moving on to
the sweet yeah yes never mind this takes
to come so we've got variety
Victoria sammich which is a traditional
English cake and then there's gone there
which we eat with jam and cream
so that's controversial the
pronunciation of this word is even more
treacherous across konstanz they're
called sky or scones and it seems to be
not necessarily depending on where
you're from
I think it'll mix up yeah yeah it's a
blind prejudice not only the different
people pronounce it differently there
are different ways of eating it yes
you put the jam on first or a jam first
a warning sign lovely that looks
delicious just cream well now see I
don't think you can get cream like this
this is cotton Korea this is this is
usually from Devon or corn it's not just
whipped cream it's really thick and
hence why people say they put the cream
on first sometimes so I'll let you
that it's a travesty okay why I mean
it's like some way of getting some toast
yeah and saying you know I'm gonna put
the jam on burst and then put the butter
on top that's a lot of the cream okay
okay then you put the jam on apparently
if they feel from Devon you do it like
this and they feel from calmer you do it
like this
yeah English people like to be
opinionated in general especially about
English things it's trying really hard
to make it look better than yeah yeah
these are your two options you can go
either cream first then jam or jam first
yeah that's an option you could say that
it's also one of those options is
correct I probably tastes the same
prefer it does to me anyway to be honest
I think I change depending on the
thickness of the cream so if it's
whipped cream I would normally go yeah
first then because that cream so thick
my instinct would be put the cream on
first spray it like butter put a dollop
of jam on top trust her instincts but
trust you know my mom's here let the
family down she's sorry I've got materia
what my school okay okay go for it
Monday you know it is like ready oh now
that does look fantastic
mmm and there's something about the
consistency of scones and like how can I
just dry air sweet it is just so good
with it a nice cup of English tea nice
cup of tea
mm-hmm that's not it this is actually
called a cream tea mmm this for the full
thing with the sandwiches and the cakes
so good we hop on to the cakes now yes
why not so such Ovilus nice bit of
carrot cake
Battenberg and a fake wall tart yes and
this is one of my favorites
Oh Battenberg Lautenberg that's an
interesting choice as a favorite I was
like marzipan
you're not a last man fan I love some
moss yeah yeah I like character mmm mmm
oh that's good
really it's a nice cow cake mmm I'll
have a beer that's well it's quite full
on milk until I have between meals
there's a sampling of cakes but you
wouldn't eat all of the cakes you my so
now this was a homemade one you've
probably had a lot more cream and apply
a bit more down as well you might even
have to do like three lay oh yes so you
can get yeah so i'm multiple-level
sandwiches like a crab sandwich yeah
exactly
I got Victoria cards that way mmm and I
just have a bit
mmm nothing right cake to have with tea
just work so well mmm mmm I do not mean
to you all of this but this isn't clear
boss oh yeah so no no no I'm not me no
highlight is always the scones yeah
there's going to the scones a highlight
yeah definitely because the clotted
cream yeah it's just so good it's so so
good I go so well with tea mm-hmm mm-hmm
you are mr. Skerritt mmm thank you I
really put it on your hand if you have
like an often in tea or whatever you can
ask for different types of tea
yeah nice but if you ever say can I have
a cup of tea or anything that offers you
a cup of tea they always always always
mean English breakfast it's normal to
you yeah you've got a normal team in the
tri-c's sometimes they call it builders
tea then oh great okay that's the that's
the second is quit then after that we
risking okay weird anything herbal
anything it doesn't have milk it whoa
that's the green tea
so if you wanna play it safe just do
normal tea or our gray tea but both of
them come with milk absolutely
there you have it that's the correct way
to drink in English capital or high tea
or high tea opportunities or things like
that but there's lots of different parts
of tea big teeth but yet mr. t honor and
yogi catchy
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