haha now we're joggin first we feast I'm
Sean Evans and you're watching hot ones
the show with hot questions and even
hotter wings it's a very special episode
for a number of reasons first it looks
like we finally spent a couple bucks on
production Thank You number two we're on
the road for the first time ever here in
LA and I'm joined by Tommy Chong it's so
good to catch up with you I like when we
catch up because you always have really
cool things to show me no thank you now
chums choice man I got a whole line of
flour and oil that we're going to unveil
February the 6th in San Bernardino at
the Cannabis Cup all right you know the
show works yes are you ready I'm ready
all right this first sauce is just
sriracha it is like a diner staple it's
on every table I use no big deal you
know sriracha
he's carrying sriracha hmm good wings
for good weed we're good if you had to
drop acid at Coachella with either Bill
O'Reilly Nancy Grace Sean Hannity who
would you choose and why Nancy Grace why
she's a female you know you don't have
to talk to her Bill O'Reilly insulted me
you tried to ESA's and we were on you
know net and I asked him at the end of
the show I said have you ever smoked
weed and built on course not never
memorize well that's why you're so angry
and you literally said I'm not angry
who said I was angry all right this next
one is Tapatio good wing where do you
feel when you were performing with Bobby
Taylor in the Vancouver mm-hmm and you
were in Chicago and you saw Michael
Jackson of the Jackson 5 when you eight
years old did you see a star in the
making what do you remember about that
night I remember this little guy
well we met him in the dresser room
first he's so cute he comes on and he
had a little little ugh coca-cola carton
and he put it on it and stood on it the
club was here at the beer little nappy
hair combed it away but he went onstage
and he sang like Marvin Gaye I mean he
was he killed and it was Bobby Taylor
that that said these kids are going to
make
he took him to contrite put him up in
his apartment which my daughter radar
was staying there at the same time so I
can safely say that my daughter slept
with Michael Jackson
my breathing Oh Julian this next one oh
you could techno Carribean habanero huh
a little bit see that's the thing me
when you work ahead you get a little
cocky and hot ones that can catch up to
you
these are good you're the victim of a
death hoax last month you know what goes
through your mind when the entire
internet thinks you're dead and they're
all eulogizing you online where's the
second time I've been through it before
and I asked my wife my dad Kegel down
close to it but not really so long as
she says I'm a vibrator okay all right
number four is holy yes that's hot whoo
what is and that's only for this is High
River hellacious hot sauce hmm yeah you
gotta be careful out here a few majors
that way for going I love these wings
from Jimmy Hendrix to Bob Marley Snoop
Dogg and everyone in between who's your
most fun famous friend smoked weed with
I smoked in the same apartment with
Jimmy Hendrix
but Jimmy was in the bathroom for a long
period of time doing his junk you know
his drug of choice right which was
heroin I did I used to do a limitation
that me smoking with Jimi Hendrix
I'll get it he's on the floor oh and
then I just doin with Kareem
abdul-jabbar babies yeah you know I'll
tell you what Snoop Dogg he Bogart two
joint he has a passive he doesn't pass
it he talks to you and it burns and just
talking to you
I had a tone give me that Tina's good
louisiana-style this one why don't you
got enough with all the losses Chuck hey
that's a kid screaming looks like it Sam
Kinison do you want a stand-up routine
hmm Sam Kinison doing stand-up yeah do
you ever see him
yeah I've seen not you're insane Tommy
this is this is the move of a psycho
well it's a little bit we'll see okay
Jesus the other ones like [ __ ]
hmm yeah we're talking hmm so that's a
two-burner when you were at Taft you're
bunked up with jordan belfort did he
ever tell you a story some sort of wild
story he he'd once owned the largest
yacht in the world right that yacht was
so big it had a 40-foot yacht on the
back of it and a helicopter in the front
of it and one time Amon is wiping a
friend and their wife his wife
we're flying to they were going to go to
Sardinia halfway across the
Mediterranean a freak storm happened I
remember that scene a freak storm and
never happened before and Jordan Belfort
the boats going down with a 40-footer in
the helicopter and everything else in
Air Rescue are over over top with the
helicopters are going to rescue and so
Jordan and his buddy Elbert all the
things that they should rescue the only
rescued one thing which was a jar of
quaaludes all right so this next one hi
River rogue I understand that you were
originally pegged you're not I
understand that you're originally pegged
as one of the hyenas and The Lion King
daddy that's fine
be careful you're insane Tommy you're
wild so you're a peg to be one of the
hyenas and you turned it down end up
given the role of Whoopi Goldberg you
regret turning that down that been kind
of cool if you're one of the hyenas I
don't regret at the time because Disney
was so straight you know they didn't
want dope in my blah blah blah you know
and once got kicked out of Disneyland
because I was wearing a obscene t-shirt
so I wasn't a big Disney fan all right
so I want to give you a line from the
movie because I always wonder like with
Tommy Chong have read it as Tommy Chong
or what do you have done some sort of
crazy hyena cartoon voice so let me give
you the line and you can tell me how you
would have delivered it look at you guys
no wonder we're dangling at the bottom
of the food chain if it weren't for
those Lions we'd be running the joint
well I would have probably good look at
you guys man no wonder you're dangling
at the bottom of the food chain if we
work for these lands we'd be running the
joint
I regret that you didn't take back power
I met the kid that rode all that okay
really and he was very sad that you
didn't take it yeah he said he'll be
running a party skating he was up nights
working on it and then I turned it down
yeah I'm actually gonna be in a new
Disney movie you are yes doing voiceover
yeah Duke boys over I play a character
it's a major animation feature called
Zootopia Zootopia so you play an animal
now that we didn't get that hyena part I
guess it's like a water buffalo
Tommy's in water by doing it with flies
all around Weiner with you it's a funny
movie because all I belong to a nudist
colony for for animals it's very funny
all the other animals are addressed
they all wear pants and stuff after they
all repair and they get all disgusted
that the naked ones it's really good
around 8:00 the bomb hot sauce
oh this was so hot I feel my teeth that
one sucks the bomb sucks they also suck
from here on out I saw you campaigning
for Bernie why do you think that he'd
make a good commander and cush as you
put it well because he doesn't have to
think when people asking questions you
know he doesn't have to spend a lot of
time thinking what would be the the best
thing to say at the time bernie is from
the heart and it would be nice to get a
leg on Jimmy Carter back only not not
the yup the Evangelist Jimmy Carter but
but a Jewish Jimmy Carter number nine
now this is mad dog 357 season one of
our hottest sauce now it's our second
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once you get going you can't start you
get addicted to it so but you know what
really helped me eat all this is the
chunks choice because Chun Choi's man
gives you an appetite and it gives you
immunity against all the hot sauce yeah
that's that's hot well your eyeballs
start sweating that's the time
assai on cannabis club TV this promo it
was cooking with Tommy Chong don't
remember shooting this which one cooking
you're cooking it was good cooking you
never really got to it was sort of like
a promo Oh everyone knows about brownies
and everyone knows about cookies I'm
wonder if you're on Top Chef stoners
what would be your signature dish like
what would you present to the judges to
impress them mmm myself I do up linguine
and clam dish killer it's too fattening
to do all the time button I use a wok
and I put the clams in there and I with
garlic but ginger very Chinese and kind
of thing and then when that's cooking
real good I throw in the noodles well
I'm gonna like an oil or something how
do you get like the oils give the oil
yeah that's my signature dish I can't
refuse it too good
all right last wing one more oh I got to
throw this one away there's a little bit
of hot sauce in here we're gonna add
that milk again wait number 10 have you
smoked weed important no never my life
well I was a virgin till I was 17 that
was kinda I read that and that was kind
of that same kind of late to me for you
that's he gonna late in the ballgame
well technically fooling around mend
anything I was there yeah you know
technically you know where you do the
hole where you put it in are we talking
about I never put it on until I was 17
are we still talking about we don't know
we're talking about being a virgin okay
so we're talking about sex now yeah okay
yeah I just want to make sure all right
you did a phenomenal reddit AMA recently
I loved it and he told this crazy story
about this acid trip and you went to go
see Thumbelina matinee showing of
Thumbelina and I was dying picturing
that with the guy running I think I've
looked at one part were some ballina was
supposed to marry a rat and the theater
was like Dana in a black neighborhood
and so all these little kids that were
running around they weren't watching the
movie they were just there to run up and
down the aisles and that and when I was
on acid I felt like there were rats
running up and down the aisle and it
just scared the Dickens out of me and to
my little four-year-old she's sitting
there with just just into the moon and
my wife and I were clinging into each
other let's get out of here well it's
easy to fly off the rails they're
stickers bite Oh bite into a minute come
on mmm he's a good wing
I wonder tell me about a time in your
life where you thought to yourself whoa
maybe I should have smoked all that weed
um no I've never had time in my life
like that oh yes right yeah right there
was one time I was at a Snoop Dogg and
be real concert and Cypress Hill Inn in
LA I think was the last one they had was
held in LA and be real brought up the
six-foot bomb on stage and challenged me
to smoke out of it
and I not only smoked out her but for
some reason I thought I really had to
take a real strong total I'm cleared the
chamber and I think I cleared the
chamber and the crowd went crazy and
once a crowd goes crazy and I'm up there
like you wouldn't show it off my crazy
remember too much after that that smoke
just went in every pore of my body was
coming up my eyeballs it was oh it was
the biggest toke I ever done whoo it was
a different time but you'll do things in
front of a crowd you wouldn't do I like
the idea of you just hotdog and after
you clear the chamber on the 6 foot long
and then being like Oh way over my head
here oh yeah yeah I had to be carried so
I'm calling it I'm throwing in the towel
you'll be sitting there's older you'll
be sitting there going come on are you
screaming yes exactly 30 seconds the
floor is your person oh I guess 30
seconds okay 30 seconds February 6 San
Bernardino California cannabis cup
that's how you got to remember and be
there because I'm gonna have a booth and
I'm gonna be selling my flower qiong's
choice along with these brilliant best
myths
yeah like profits yeah like a breath
mint that that's a little weaker but
still will get you there and we got the
oil and we got Chung choice blend now
that's it I could do another whoa are
you just I feel like you're bumping in
my face Tommy I feel like you're showing
I'm serious I told you I got an
operation and there's part of me that
doesn't have to worry about it anymore